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its Saturday and I want the squirrel not to take the easter eggs I hid outside for the kids
I woke up and almost started getting ready for work when I realized it was Saturday! Thank goodness I can go back and get extra sleep lol
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I want Pizza!!!!!!!!!!! Wheres The Pizza App On This PHONE!!!!!!!!
Ten o clock on a Friday night and Jesse is snoring. Bored is an understatement. Candy crush it is..
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Candy Crush crushed last year's top grossing movie. Candy Crush ($700m) vs Iron Man ($409m): j.mp/Q9mqhl pic.twitter.com/HSR0k0EV1I
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Drank an entire 2 liter bottle of diet mt dew today so that was fun
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im leaning toward the Gummy bears and mt dew
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I need caffeine ASAP. Preferably in the form of diet mt dew
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When you play flappy bird to make it look like you're e-mailing and being busy pic.twitter.com/8BNi3PrhcA
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Fun #free Game #apps this weekend Coin Cat And Doggie Crasher jokeapp.tv
My girlfriend beat both my highscores on flappy bird & splashy fish but I. don't. Care.
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It was a tough call but I've decided this Domino's Pizza app on my phone is my best friend.
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Thank you smart phones for giving me the ability to order pizza via app.
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Apparently walking into chipoltle all muddy after practice is frowned upon.
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I don't understand why everyone has a wierd obsession with chipoltle
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Kid wanted a new pet so I got him one. I call it an outdoor squirrel.
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I've lost so many things in that tiny sliver of a space between my driver-side car seat and the right arm rest.
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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching....... my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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MY BRAND NEW PACK OF GUM JUST SLID OUT MY CAR WINDOW 😂
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Easter is a holiday that our parents spoiled us, not because of the story of our savior, but the 1/2 sale on candy & eggs at the .99 store
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easter falls on 4/20 this year so be sure to double check every egg for "special candy"
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My mom bought Easter candy and hid it in her room but little does she know Kate and I have been eating it all this whole time
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