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John Cleese
I'm intrigued that every year about 70% of the jokes chosen as the best at the Edinburgh Festival' are puns.Why do the judges favour puns ?
Don't worry.It's just water off a Fish's back
Presenting my ice bucket drowning! …everything but the kitchen sink. Rather me than my cats… #IceBucketChallenge
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That's so silly! A suitably named ‘Munson’s Boot' has taken the top distance with 2681m. Well done
Another reason for #LevesonNow - @MindCharity critical of press coverage of Robin Williams’ death, ignoring advice
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19 days to finish auto biography. Nose to the grind stone… finishing up school days.
Apparently I was on page 3 of The Sun yesterday giving their latest model a run for her money
At long last some very good jokes in the Daily Mail this morning (even if they were written by my daughter). Well done Paul Dacre.
The report shows that more government funding is required. Please tweet requests to @MayorofLondon @David_Cameron @George_Osborne
See @CamillaCleese at Edinburgh Fringe tonight @ 8:15 The Gilded Balloon with @cortmccown & @sarahtiana…
Ministry of Silly Walks game wins a silly award! ...
Elmo may be our first candidate to be officially funded after two weeks at the top.
Lots of pointless and silly things going on here apparently...
I really rather like the Swedes.
In a few minutes time I'm going to make a racist comment.
We’re collecting silly shop ideas to include in the game Twit #sillywalk with you ideas!
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Here's a second tweet just in case you've only just woken up … #SoAnyway out Nov. &
US & Canada fans: Book about my life, #SoAnyway out Nov. & My editor thinks it's quite funny.
@JohnCleese I'm dangerously addicted. So much so, I've forgotten how to actually walk.
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People have silly walked 15,534 miles so far. Only 9325 to go to cover a walk around the world!
BBC Cricket website is showing the scores of two simultaneous but different Tests between Sri Lanka and South Africa
Well done ‘Elmo 92’ for being persistently daft and reaching 2642 metres. A new record!
Привет всем нашим очень странных российских болельщиков. Наслаждайтесь шоу сегодня вечером. #?????? #MontyPythonLive
Olá a todos os nossos fãs muito bizarras portugueses. Aproveite o show de hoje à noite. #portugal @MontyPythonLive
Ciao a tutti i nostri fan italiani molto bizzarre. Godetevi lo show di stasera. #italia @MontyPythonLive
Hej til alle vores meget bizarre danske fans. Nyd aftenens show. #danmark @MontyPythonLive
Hallo an alle unsere deutschen Fans sehr bizarr. Genießen Sie die Show heute Abend. #deutschland @MontyPythonLive
Hola a todos nuestros aficionados españoles muy tontos. Disfrute el show de esta noche. #espana @MontyPythonLive
Hei til alle våre svært bisarre norske fans. Nyt kveldens show. #norge @MontyPythonLive
Bonjour à tous nos fans français très bizarres. Profitez du spectacle de ce soir. #france @MontyPythonLive
Hallo aan al onze zeer bizarre Nederlandse fans. Geniet van de show van vanavond. #nederlands @MontyPythonLive
Hej alla våra fåniga svenska fans! Njut av kvällens show! #sverige @MontyPythonLive
Hello to all our very silly fans. Enjoy the show tonight! @MontyPythonLive
You'll definitely beat @EricIdle's measly distance
RT @MontyPythonLive Make sure you download the Silly Walks app to play during the ad breaks.…
We are beyond excited to tell all our fans that the @montypython last ever performance will be LIVE, only on Gold
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RT @GooglePlay Rumor has it @JohnCleese is challenging wannabe Silly Walkers to beat him at his own game.…
Rumor has it @JohnCleese is challenging wannabe Silly Walkers to beat him at his own game.
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Prepare for the live airing of tomorrow's show. Don a knotted handkerchief, crack open the #Spam and play…
@JohnCleese Plus, his left leg wasn't silly at all....
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