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John Cleese
actor humour comedy satire 3,005,475 followers
In response to the news that flesh will be revealed at the Python Reunion, I’ve started getting into shape.
Hotel security man tells me that in some hotels staff tip off paps when 'celebrities' arrive Reward for name of pap who hassled me
Pap photographed me in bar of Langham Hotel.Where were security ? Anyone know his name ?
Thinking of opening a 'Made in Russia' shop.Vodka,caviar,dolls...any other suggestions ?
There are still tickets available for the Last Night of the Pythons on July 20th from Ticketmaster and the O2.Hurry now to beat the touts
What a treat! Don't forget tickets for our final show go on sale at noon tomorrow #montypythonlive
Here is a sneak peak at a new song for the O2 shows. "The Silly Walks Song"…
Re Putin : Napoleon once said " Never interrupt an enemy when he is busy making mistakes"
Is it Press Censorship when the Press are doing the Censoring?
Hallo, Launceston fans. This is your last chance to see me before I die. Tickets still available for Sunday evening.
Some commendable silliness to this chap's walk RT @Aliclad Will the ministry back my #swalk ?…
Some marvellous #swalks on display here RT @albjerre Silly walk flashmob #swalk
Twots - Send me videos of your silly walks and I'll retweet the silliest! Oh and use one of those hashtag thingies - #swalk
A friend has pointed out that there’s been some very silly walking on @YouTube recently. One of my favourites…
So more of our wonderful fans get to join us at the O2, more tickets are now available for the 2nd week of the show:
The right wing press only mention the phone-hacking trial when the gossip is really good
I hired this Joey to deliver my wife's Birthday present this am. She's called Honey and was rescued from the roadside
Wishing a Happy Australia Day to all Bruces and Sheilas, wherever they be !
My beautiful daughter Camilla is celebrating her Birthday today. Happy Birthday BD, I am so proud of you. Love Dad xx
The Health and Safety people in Sydney leave this climbing wall without a safety net.
@JohnCleese At which set of his legs is its pouch located? Or does it have two pouches? A double-pouched 8-legged giraffe must be fun.
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This is the very rare Australian Eight-Legged Giraffe, the only marsupial giraffe in captivity.
Hi JustJon, they don't have a Lynx that's why they are pretending the Echidna is one.
This Echidna can live to 40,and the keeper says he is more intelligent than a dog.He told us he was more intelligent than the keeper