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John Cleese
Reminder. Join me on Mon 6 Oct at 6pm UK time for a live twittering twit chat. Use #askcleese to ask a question
RT @BoondoggleGames The new walks will be hitting iOS (and perhaps some other platforms...) very soon!! thesillywalk.com
Android Upgrade! 3 new silly walk styles, silly social media sharing & silly bug fixes ... tinyurl.com/lejncs5
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Android app upgrade. My walk has become rather sillier recently... tinyurl.com/lejncs5
Looking forward to my first book signing for #SoAnyway 2 weeks today @WaterstonePicc 9th October 1pm @arrowpublishing
I make this pledge : if the newspapers will stop telling lies about me,I will stop telling the truth about them Thanks,Adlai
The Guardian runs a sloppy, snide piece about Palin and me and two weeks later asks for an interview about my book.Any suggestions ?
Guidance please.Where can I read more about the Anti-War rally in Moscow ?
Interesting question here : is it morally better to have had a 'turbulent love life',or to have been a big fan of the Nazis.Tricky one...
The DM reminds its readers yet again that I have been married a lot.I would like to remind them that during the 30s,the DM supported Hitler
Editor of the Daily Mail : P.Dacre Anagram of P Dacre : Crap Ed Co-incidence ?
Joke of the Week.The Mail,the bitchiest of all papers,accusing Michael Palin,the least bitchy of men,of being 'bitchy' LoL
Pleased to announce my #SoAnyway book tour dates this Autumn. More information here johncleesetour.com
Ecstatic and delighted to announce @JohnCleese signing #SoAnyway Thurs 9th October 1pm!! More details please visit bit.ly/1xNK3QR
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‘Elmo 92’ takes back his lead with an utterly batty distance of 2907 metres! thesillywalk.com
Can anyone tell me how to contact the CEO of Abercrombie and Kent ? I wish to register a complaint. The staff won't help me find him or her
I'll believe their expressions of regret when they print an apology for misleading their readers.Don't hold your breath...
Two letters from the Sunday Times yesterday apologising for their nasty piece about Michael P and me.'Never intended...' Insincere bullshit
Finished an excellent book last night : 'Tiger Whispering for Beginners' by the late Colin Turner.It's entertaining and very short
Sorry,trying to get everything into 144 words.I would not have endorsed the decision to use Spamalot to promote gambling if I had been asked
Python exercises no control over Spamalot decisions or actions.We are not even consulted.I would not myself endorse betting advertising
Dear Twits, Please understand that Python has no control over Spamalot activites. They pay us royalties for using the Grail script.That"s it
I'm embarrassed that I sold them the serialisation rights to my book.What a fool
Lots of you asking why I bothered to tweet about the nasty Sunday Times piece.It's because I thought they were a half-way decent paper,so...
Reading the most frightening book I've ever set eyes on.Seriously.'Hack Attack' by Nick Davies
Dear 3,000,000 twits Annoyed by snide,lying piece in the Sunday Times trying to create ill-will between Michael Palin and myself.
I'm intrigued that every year about 70% of the jokes chosen as the best at the Edinburgh Festival' are puns.Why do the judges favour puns ?
Don't worry.It's just water off a Fish's back
Presenting my ice bucket drowning! …everything but the kitchen sink. Rather me than my cats youtube.com/watch?v=BwOEJe… #IceBucketChallenge
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That's so silly! A suitably named ‘Munson’s Boot' has taken the top distance with 2681m. Well done thesillywalk.com
Another reason for #LevesonNow - @MindCharity critical of press coverage of Robin Williams’ death, ignoring advice bit.ly/1sRLsza
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19 days to finish auto biography. Nose to the grind stone… finishing up school days.
Apparently I was on page 3 of The Sun yesterday giving their latest model a run for her money tinyurl.com/oxy9dap
At long last some very good jokes in the Daily Mail this morning (even if they were written by my daughter). Well done Paul Dacre.
The report shows that more government funding is required. Please tweet requests to @MayorofLondon @David_Cameron @George_Osborne
See @CamillaCleese at Edinburgh Fringe tonight @ 8:15 The Gilded Balloon with @cortmccown & @sarahtiana tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ameri…
Ministry of Silly Walks game wins a silly award! ... thesillywalk.com pic.twitter.com/iPYru7JfGx
Elmo may be our first candidate to be officially funded after two weeks at the top. tinyurl.com/oxy9dap
Lots of pointless and silly things going on here apparently... tinyurl.com/ke7orqk
I really rather like the Swedes.
In a few minutes time I'm going to make a racist comment.
We’re collecting silly shop ideas to include in the game thesillywalk.com. Twit #sillywalk with you ideas! pic.twitter.com/z18AgEiLoc
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Here's a second tweet just in case you've only just woken up … #SoAnyway out Nov. bit.ly/soanyus & bit.ly/soanyca
US & Canada fans: Book about my life, #SoAnyway out Nov. bit.ly/soanyus & bit.ly/soanyca My editor thinks it's quite funny.