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John Cleese
I'm intrigued that every year about 70% of the jokes chosen as the best at the Edinburgh Festival' are puns.Why do the judges favour puns ?
Don't worry.It's just water off a Fish's back
Presenting my ice bucket drowning! …everything but the kitchen sink. Rather me than my cats youtube.com/watch?v=BwOEJe… #IceBucketChallenge
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That's so silly! A suitably named ‘Munson’s Boot' has taken the top distance with 2681m. Well done thesillywalk.com
Another reason for #LevesonNow - @MindCharity critical of press coverage of Robin Williams’ death, ignoring advice bit.ly/1sRLsza
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19 days to finish auto biography. Nose to the grind stone… finishing up school days.
Apparently I was on page 3 of The Sun yesterday giving their latest model a run for her money tinyurl.com/oxy9dap
At long last some very good jokes in the Daily Mail this morning (even if they were written by my daughter). Well done Paul Dacre.
The report shows that more government funding is required. Please tweet requests to @MayorofLondon @David_Cameron @George_Osborne
See @CamillaCleese at Edinburgh Fringe tonight @ 8:15 The Gilded Balloon with @cortmccown & @sarahtiana tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ameri…
Ministry of Silly Walks game wins a silly award! ... thesillywalk.com pic.twitter.com/iPYru7JfGx
Elmo may be our first candidate to be officially funded after two weeks at the top. tinyurl.com/oxy9dap
Lots of pointless and silly things going on here apparently... tinyurl.com/ke7orqk
I really rather like the Swedes.
In a few minutes time I'm going to make a racist comment.
We’re collecting silly shop ideas to include in the game thesillywalk.com. Twit #sillywalk with you ideas! pic.twitter.com/z18AgEiLoc
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Here's a second tweet just in case you've only just woken up … #SoAnyway out Nov. bit.ly/soanyus & bit.ly/soanyca
US & Canada fans: Book about my life, #SoAnyway out Nov. bit.ly/soanyus & bit.ly/soanyca My editor thinks it's quite funny.
@JohnCleese I'm dangerously addicted. So much so, I've forgotten how to actually walk.
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People have silly walked 15,534 miles so far. Only 9325 to go to cover a walk around the world! tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
BBC Cricket website is showing the scores of two simultaneous but different Tests between Sri Lanka and South Africa
Well done ‘Elmo 92’ for being persistently daft and reaching 2642 metres. A new record! tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Привет всем нашим очень странных российских болельщиков. Наслаждайтесь шоу сегодня вечером. #?????? #MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Olá a todos os nossos fãs muito bizarras portugueses. Aproveite o show de hoje à noite. #portugal @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Ciao a tutti i nostri fan italiani molto bizzarre. Godetevi lo show di stasera. #italia @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Hej til alle vores meget bizarre danske fans. Nyd aftenens show. #danmark @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Hallo an alle unsere deutschen Fans sehr bizarr. Genießen Sie die Show heute Abend. #deutschland @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Hola a todos nuestros aficionados españoles muy tontos. Disfrute el show de esta noche. #espana @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Hei til alle våre svært bisarre norske fans. Nyt kveldens show. #norge @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Bonjour à tous nos fans français très bizarres. Profitez du spectacle de ce soir. #france @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Hallo aan al onze zeer bizarre Nederlandse fans. Geniet van de show van vanavond. #nederlands @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Hej alla våra fåniga svenska fans! Njut av kvällens show! #sverige @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
Hello to all our very silly fans. Enjoy the show tonight! @MontyPythonLive tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
You'll definitely beat @EricIdle's measly distance
RT @MontyPythonLive Make sure you download the Silly Walks app to play during the ad breaks. thesillywalk.com/h/home/downloa…
We are beyond excited to tell all our fans that the @montypython last ever performance will be LIVE, only on Gold ow.ly/xYFiW
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RT @GooglePlay Rumor has it @JohnCleese is challenging wannabe Silly Walkers to beat him at his own game. play.google.com/store/apps/det…
Rumor has it @JohnCleese is challenging wannabe Silly Walkers to beat him at his own game. goo.gl/fxprWj pic.twitter.com/ue8nRWThRw
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Prepare for the live airing of tomorrow's show. Don a knotted handkerchief, crack open the #Spam and play thesillywalk.com/h/home/downloa…
@JohnCleese Plus, his left leg wasn't silly at all....
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