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Dr. Joe Guse
Just read Starbucks is selling booze now. Nice! I like having all my vices in one spot. Maybe just add a red meat carving station now...
Watching the new "Cosmos" tonight. Cool show, but Is it weird I'm a little disappointed he doesn't pronounce Uranus "your anus?"
Newest bog post about the secret worlds of others that we often don't know anything about. joeyguse.com/2014/01/goddam…
Newest blog post about my trip "Under the bridge" (from Red Hot Chili Pepper folklore) while I was in LA. joeyguse.com/2014/03/i-dont…
Good for you Jared Leto. Good for you. I remember when you played that retarded kid who couldn't read on "My So Called Life."
Watching obese people come in and out of a donut shop this morning, I can say without a doubt, that very few Americans "run" on Dunkin
Man I'm getting sick of the Kardashian family's immodesty.Just today I saw a shot of Bruce Jenner out in public without a bra on! No shame
I usually don't watch daytime TV, but this dude Wendy Williams is really making some sense..
Peyton Manning hasn't been handled like this since he and Eli shared bunk beds...
Petition circulating to deport Justin Beiber. Take him back Canada. And take Bryan Adams while you''re at it. Leave the bacon though...
I really hate winter Sundays with no football. I tired to watch Joel Osteen, but I really find his teeth too distracting. #Buhhurtisland
So sick of Justin Beiber news.Wish one of those rugged,square-jawed dudes like Burt Reynolds or Ellen DeGeneres would set this kid straight.
First Miley Cyrus now Justin Beiber. I really worry about the girls of this generation...
Heard 2 people use "hubby" today, & have to admit I briefly imagined I was Darth Vader & could choke the breath out of them with my mind.
After Christmas with my nieces, I'm using wayyy too much "young person" slang. Gotta get it together. Tomorrow is Man Crush Monday!! (MCM)
My newest essay about the struggle with raising families in the age of social media comparisons.. joeyguse.com/2013/12/doing-…
Let the whales run free in the ocean! They weren't meant to be cooped up to entertain fat people wearing fanny packs.. Corinthians 6:16
My annual Christmas essay about the goonies, cynicism, and finding Christmas cheer again. joeyguse.com/2013/12/our-ti…
It's a shitty day to be a gay, atheist, Duck hunter. They must feel so marginalized.
5 year-old kid just now, "Merry Christmas, or Happy Kwanzaa, or Jewish" Very PC for a five-year old...
Text today Me-Hey man, you wanna meet up and watch some of these college football games today? Him- YEA MAN! Totes Mcgoats!! Me- Never mind
I just bought a military grade laser pointer so I can tease my families animals when I go home for Christmas I'm sick of being a victim..
That sinking feeling when fat pants just become "pants." (Sigh) I think I'll go to Walmart and watch the diabetics ride their rascals...
In search of the heart of gold, my annual Thanksgiving musings, (ramblings) joeyguse.com/2013/11/in-sea…
Just had a "Mcrib" for lunch. It's hard to imagine so much anticipation, comfort, and then crippling shame all wrapped up into one sandwich.