Consciousness test could spot if someone wakes up during surgery ow.ly/QdxWw
Inspirational sign from 1981 at @thecomedystore by the queen, Mitzi Shore
Our homegirl @kimberlyacongdon brought it home tonight at @roastbattleshow
At the super secret @thecomedystore backstage comic bar with @redban discussing the epic @roastbattleshow
2 goofy looking old bald fucks at @roastbattleshow at @thecomedystore @therealjeffreyross
Tomorrow's Workshop Show at @TheComedyStore
is almost sold out. Get tix now before it does. hollywood.thecomedystore.com/event.cfm?id=4…
We're going to talk MMA, UFC 189 and the last UFC on Fox card with Kirik and Chris from @theug today at 1:30 pm pacific time.
I was speechless. Beautiful performance by TJ tonight
#mma #ufc #mmamemes #ufcmemes #funnymma #mmaroasted
Playing the new Doom is like being "Bruce Lee with a shotgun on a skateboard":
GOOD LORD @rondarousey looks ready to take shit to the next level #iamscared
From this point on I feel no need to eat pistachios with the shell on. #gamechanger #iamalazybitch
! We’re asking everyone to fill in the blank 😉
"I'd rather __________ than go to#SeaWorld
And here it is after it's rested and cut into. Wild organic moose meat from an animal that probably never saw a human until I shot him. Just about the best meat you can put into your body (insert your own dick or gay joke here) and damn delicious.
Done, and now it rests for about 10 minutes before I cut into it.
Once it's properly seared I throw it on the Yoder pellet smoker set at 375. I use this nifty wireless thermometer to bring the meat to a perfect 140 degrees internal temperature.
Step 2 of the moose roast - I seared it on all sides before it goes in the pellet grill.
Moose roast for dinner tonight courtesy of @bcoutfitter in beautiful British Columbia. I marinated it all day in olive oil, garlic and balsamic vinegar.
L.A!! THIS WEDNESDAY! The Workshop Show. All new material from the best comics in town. 8PM at @TheComedyStore
My brother @bryancallen AKA The Kid enjoying an amazing night of fights cage side in Chicago
My daughter runs into my room- daddys you must buy this movie. I run to see joey fucken Diaz Im a rabbit on the edge
They should have to follow headlines like this with "...duh"
Sturgill Simpson is as authentic as it gets.
Going onstage last night for an insane sold out show at The Chicago Theatre
My man @cowboycerrone out with us last night full of Budweiser and all outta fucks.