If I sat down and over analyzed it I'm sure I would conclude that I spend way too much time online looking at muscle cars. But I don't, because America. #69chevelle #FlamesAreKindaCheesey #FuckItEmbraceTheCheese
Vegas! Friday night at The MGM I'm slinging jokes with @seguratom and @tonyhinchcliffe
Super-muscly pigs created by deleting the myostatin gene, which inhibits muscle growth. nature.com/news/super-mus… pic.twitter.com/j7kEehOxWh
This Wednesday night at @icehousecomedyclub: @russellpeters @seguratom @ianedwardscomic @gregfitzsimmons @nealbrennan and me! DON'T SLEEP! 10pm $15
#Repost @ufc with @repostapp.
#UFC189 lights up the Las Vegas Strip.
We're 1 week away! 👊🏽👊🏽
Happy Independence Day! (Yeah, I know my daughter spelled fourth wrong) Hope you folks are having a great fucking time. Don't blow any fingers off!
Maud Wagner, the first female tattooist, in 1907. pic.twitter.com/Nx32c8wrnC
By Michele Montanari& Michele Guzzini pic.twitter.com/rE9PisLGeI
The great Gino from @LASpeedWeed
, LA's best sacred plant delivery service pic.twitter.com/9VDXFYWFFz
& Friends in the Belly Room is SOLD OUT! If you're lucky enough to have tickets arrive early! 10pm doors pic.twitter.com/sGqW1eZ0oz
Sage words on the door to the crapper at @thecomedystore
We've moved this show into the Main Room. Tickets are going fast! Call 323-650-6268 pic.twitter.com/WtenqVH5WQ
just opened in San Diego with 4 @thefloatlab
tanks! $60 2-hour float and $40 1-hour float. All bc of you! pic.twitter.com/fumrnQaVdE
Johnny Cash on a moose hunt in Newfoundland in 1961. Sent my way by Twitter user Brian Marshall. Great fucking picture.
I ran into my 10th planet brother @bensaundersmma at @cryohealthcare. He's fighting in the @ufc July 25 in Chicago!
I've been doing cryotherapy at @cryohealthcare every day for 2 weeks straight. 250 degrees below zero. The benefits are incredible. Aches and pains dissolve and you feel like you can jump over the moon.
This motherfucker is trolling us. He'll never be president, but it's a true joy to have ridiculous people like him around for our amusement. He better stay the fuck out of Mexico, though.
Serious question - how come this flag is ok? Back in the day if you saw this flag on a boat headed towards your village you knew rapists, murderers and thieves were headed your way. Now it adorns the yoga pants of soccer moms and they sell it on merchandise at the Disney store. How long before toxic
Vegas! Ticket link is in my profile
By the way, this is what a 1969 Charger is SUPPOSED to look like.
Say goodbye to The General Lee. Today TV Land announced that they're pulling the Dukes Of Hazzard off the air because of the confederate flag. In a tireless effort to turn our beloved country into a nation of weepy, sandy vaginas they've shoved a politically correct boot into the memories of my chil
Sometimes I go through my comments and wonder if I'm being trolled, or if people are really that fucking dopey.
Maynard Keenan of @puscifer sent me this, and I had to inform him that outside of his podunk wine swilling town in Arizona where the very immigrants that Donald Trump fears sprint down Main Street while jerking off onto American flags - the rest of the civilized world that inhabits the Seven Kingdom
Done for the day. I'm sure there's some psychological prognosis that explains my love of werewolves.
Dusted off the old drawing skills for a bit today.