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Joan Rivers
comedian comedy 2,126,067 followers
Celine Dion’s asking $72 million for her Florida home. For that you get 5 bathrooms and the promise of never hearing the Titanic song again.
What's everyone doing for Labor Day Weekend? I'll be at the Count Basie Theatre in Red Bank, NJ this Friday, 8/29! countbasietheatre.org/calendar/show/…
I love a really versatile top - like my 4-in-1 Knit Vest. Limitless options! qvc.co/JR-4in1#JoanQVC pic.twitter.com/CGdh5dGGaU
Today is my waxer's birthday. What do you get for the woman who removes everything?
I am definitely going to watch The Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for "Best Special Effects.”
Don't miss @e_FashionPolice tonight with our very special guests @orlyshani and @GeorgeTakei! Tune in 9/8c on E! pic.twitter.com/WTrMvZW4xo
My Peplum Jacket is featured in the Sept issue of @WomansDay Magazine! How about that! qvc.co/PeplumJacket @QVC pic.twitter.com/cDWftNDCno
The gay Olympic Games ended last weekend and I totally missed them! Can someone tell me who took home the gold in Floral Arrangements?
I was nominated for the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge by @SJP and @TaraReid. They should've named Tori Spelling’s husband. He needs a cold shower
Choose God's Love on @amazonsmile & every eligible purchase you make will result in a donation! #YouShopAmazonGives smile.amazon.com
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During my layover at @DENAirport I had the pleasure of meeting some of the wonderful folks from @RockyMtnUSO @the_USO pic.twitter.com/HSjQvGO6UB
Relaxing at @RockyMtnUSO @DENAirport today, when none other than @Joan_Rivers stopped by. Thanks for your support of @the_USO! #fb
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Just left Wyoming. Spent an amazing few days being dragged around in the stirrups of my favorite horse, Glue Factory! pic.twitter.com/b2Z9fI2YlD
Teegan was spotted on the treadmill while I was away. He's my kind of dog if this is his idea of working out. pic.twitter.com/cwQMwBgPWK
I’m not surprised that a man my age has not asked me out in a while. They’ve all been too busy shooting “Expendables 3.”
I love gay weddings...I love them even more when I get to perform one! Take a look: joanrivers.com/2014/08/18/a-w…
Please visit my Facebook page to read my statement. Thank you. facebook.com/joanrivers/pos…
Sad about the death of Lauren Bacall. She was a true Movie Star - capital M, capital S. How great to be part of the Golden Age of Hollywood.