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jimmy fallon
Thank you, meatloaf, for being only a slightly more appetizing name than "protein wad." #ThankYouNoteFriday
Tonight: James Spader is here & it's #ThankYouNoteFriday! Plus a birthday mystery guest. No one here will tell me who it is. #FallonTonight
Thank you guys for the birthday vibes. I'm a lucky man. Thank you.
Matt Damon is making a fourth “Bourne” movie. It tells the story of an actor who remembers he has four kids to send to college. #fallonmono
Tonight:@BillyCrystal is here! Plus Rose Byrne, Chef Nobu Matsuhisa, your #WorstGiftEver tweets & @lecrae sits in w/@theroots #FallonTonight
Lip sync battle tonight: me vs special guests @blakeshelton and @gwenstefani! It was a close one. #FallonTonight
Two mechanics have been arrested for using a Vatican car to smuggle marijuana. Or as the Pope put it, "This incense is GREAT!" #fallonmono
My dad got me a CD-ROM drive from a guy called "The Wizard." He took my dad's money and we never saw "The Wizard" again. #WorstGiftEver
Hashtag game! Tweet out the worst gift you or someone you know ever gave or received and tag with #WorstGiftEver. Could be on our show!
Tonight: Liam Neeson, @TerryGilliam & music from @TheTimMcGraw! Plus a surprise guest Lip Sync Battle! #FallonTonight
Reading the Morning Announcements with Julianna Margulies youtube.com/watch?v=K4R17E… #FallonTonight
The new @BarbraStreisand album Partners feat Bublé, Wonder, Legend, Billy Joel and Elvis! Out now. Thanks Barbra. itun.es/us/jHW51
I can't believe I got to talk and do a bit with one of my comedy idols - Jerry Lewis tonight. #tonightshow
If Scotland leaves the UK, it leaves the EU & NATO, and is responsible for defending itself. Then Putin said, "I got dibs!" #fallonmono
Tonight: Julianna Margulies and comedy legend Jerry Lewis are here! Plus new #ProsAndCons and @PublicEnemyFTP performs. #FallonTonight
@Delonem: @jimmyfallon @BarbraStreisand She just seems like such a nice & kind sort of person!!! :)” She is. And funny!
@judiloveslife: Thanks for the reminder! I almost forgot. Been listening to her SirusXM channel today to get ready.” I think you'll like.
Are you ready for @BarbraStreisand tonight? It's fun!! Get ready!! #BarbraPartners
Rick Perry says he's spent 20 months preparing to run for president. Hillary said, “Call me when you’ve spent 66 YEARS.” #fallonmono
Tonight: The legendary Barbra Streisand is here to talk + perform. Plus a special duet. Don't miss! #FallonTonight
@jimmyfallon was voted most likely to star in his own biographical film call "Almost Funny" pic.twitter.com/4VjcgolTKQ
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Thank you, butternut squash, for being an appetizing food despite having the words butt, nut, and squash in your name. #thankyounotefriday
The number of single people in the U.S. is at its highest in 38 years. The makers of Häagen-Dazs & Hot Pockets just high fived. #fallonmono
Tonight: @jes_chastain, @jeffreytambor, music from @chrisbrown, and some special guests read your #WhenIWasAKid tweets. #FallonTonight
Philly is decriminalizing small amounts of weed. So they went from The City of Brotherly Love to The City of ‘Love You, Brah!' #fallonmono
I used to sit on my front porch and yell to strangers who walked by, "Up your nose with a rubber hose!" #WhenIWasAKid
Hashtag game! Tweet out something funny or weird that you did or thought when you were a kid & tag with #WhenIWasAKid. Could be on the show!
The show tonight is just bonkers.
Congrats to Croatian tennis player Marin Cilic, who won the U.S. Open yesterday. Even Marin Cilic said, “Who?” #fallonmono
Tonight: Keith Richards (@officialKeef), @DebraMessing & music from @TheReplacements! Plus a special edition of #ProsAndCons! #FallonTonight
AMC is coming out with a “Walking Dead” spin-off that shows the apocalypse in other parts of the world. It's called, “the news.” #fallonmono
Tonight: Playing Family Feud with @jasonsegel and @IAmSteveHarvey. Plus music from @aliciakeys. #FallonTonight
"All About That Bass" with @Meghan_Trainor performed using only classroom instruments: youtube.com/watch?v=lc9MzC… #MusicRoom
@yourlipsonmine_: How about a follow for your biggest fan in Holland? 😏😘 Lots of love!” Okay.
Game Of The Year so far for me is MarioKart 8 on the WiiU. Best with WiiU Pro controllers. Bowser. Sport bike. Slick tires.
That time Boomer Lives tshirt - @marcmaron on #FallonTonight
Thank you, all the back-to-school photos on Facebook, for giving me a break from seeing people dump ice on their heads. #thankyounotefriday