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jim jefferies
Tattoos often do a lot of heavy lifting for shit personalities
Just watched "the natural" . What a weird movie that is.
I just saw the sweetest thing ever. A redneck crying and hugging his Gay son as the son left to get on a plane. In Saskatoon
Sorry about the wait Sasskatoon but the theater is sold out but they forgot to sell tickets to the front 2 rows. Getting it sorted now
Beady Eye are no longer. Thanks for all your support. LGx
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Did @jimmycarr say a joke! How dare he!
5 years,a stretched asshole and aids. Sounds fair
I'm Still angry about @LegitFXX being cancelled
Ok Canada I'm coming this week
When watching "planet of the apes". Who do you go for, the humans or the apes?
Wanna win 2 tickets to see the ridiculously funny @jimjefferies on Nov. 8? Enter to win NOW at ow.ly/CWftF #TulalipComedy
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Just saw the latest @jimjefferies special "Bare" & it is BRILLIANT! A must see! Check it out right here on @netflix netflix.com/WiMovie/800026…
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"Life's been throwing you a lot of lemons and you just end up making shit. Sooo, stop making shit." I love #Legit and @jimjefferies
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Ebola in Cleveland? Isn't that a show on TV Land starring Betty White?
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Some people mistake stand up comedy for Ted talks.
15 pounds of pancakes. Not easy
I didn't do good at the pancake eating challenge pic.twitter.com/ICc3t3OyXw
My last tweet was misprint sorry
You know you are old if when you take coke you make sure you have tums
@jimjefferies I voted "no" on did Jim go too far. "I found it delightful and refreshing" or "he say's what I think" were not options.
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@jimjefferies way to take that section of the set out of context. They missed the part where you shat all over him for being a cunt
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I apologize to dumb people that don't realize that this is a joke. #NotSorry tinyurl.com/ktcne9f
Delta are handing out sorry sandwiches pic.twitter.com/49X1vnDNGo
In the sixties planes didn't have tv's in seats....but they u did have hot stewardess. I can't tell which is better
The gig tonight in Honolulu will be on tomorrow night. Not my fault promoter fucked up the dates. See you tomorrow
Super pissed about the @Dodgers
@jimjefferies your flatmate mate Steve Nugent never took Legit getting cancelled well- now the Ballonman in Gotham pic.twitter.com/D6wnFEL2K3
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@jimjefferies I watched Bare for the 5th time last night....... It gets better each time I watch it. #RT #bestspecialoftheyear
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Meat pirate! That is all for today
Staff at London Ontario airport, can you please work even slower. Time has not started going backwards yet
Hey everyone I'm in London...... Canada
Holy shit, @jimjefferies new @netflix special "Bare" is goddamn hilarious!
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@jimjefferies When someone who didn't see the show but heard about it makes huge unhinged assumptions. #dramallama pic.twitter.com/dnLOBx086r
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@jimjefferies I shit myself twice while watching #Legit. Bummed it was canceled.
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Are there still @WimpyUK in the uk and does anyone like it
Ok Canada! I made it! Looking forward to the shows
Has a song ever been written about the joy of taking a great shit?
NZ watch @ShortPoppies tonight. This 2nd episode is possibly my favourite. Honest, subtle and beautifully shot like a little Indy flick. x
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