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jim jefferies
standup comedy actor writers 144,982 followers
Do people that work for the TSA all have big asses or is it the uniforms?
There's still time to grab the last tickets for Aussie @jimjefferies on Thurs. Do it. Now.
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London ill be there tomorrow! It's been to long
I give up playing Xbox online. I'm not good at any game whatsoever
Ran into a couple @jimjefferies fans from Australia at the US Open in Huntington! Funny comic with awesome fans!
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Two of my favourite comics are in London next week. Jeselnik… & Jim Jefferies is at the Brixton Academy Thur/ Friday
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Ok who's coming to see me in Montreal tomorrow?
Montréal! Come to my 9pm show at The Katacombes. Every night til Saturday. Je besoin de vous.
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Why do the ninja turtles wear masks. I can still tell it's them
Writing a new tv show. I think this is a good one
It upsets me when people call pizza pie. Pie has to involve pastry
Like your comedy offensive? You'll love @jimjefferies! Tix for his show on 31st July here:
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Does anyone like Herseys chocolate. It's shit