Want to see me do stand up from 7.30am to 4p for legit? Email email@example.com or call 4245002872 for free tickets. Shooting in la
Monday dec 9th is the date
Now this is some Legit support. pic.twitter.com/ysbHp6r8dt
Anyone who has ever said "I always knew I was different" is a complete cunt who is the same as everyone else.
What's happened to Hannah Montana? Is she still around? I liked her.
I haven't got a sister. But guys with sisters...... Are you happy if they are hot or do you want them to be ugly?
Ok now sequels that need to be made
Yeah father Ted would be good
Star Wars I, II & III
Ok what else should they remake
Just found out that they are going to do the tv show. Fuck yeah
They should remake west world
I have done way more stupid things in life then I have done smart.
I have no idea why my son is dressed like he if from the 1920's
Nothing is more fun then target pic.twitter.com/OJOu9DRg07
Please send me some conspiracy theories that you really believe
I reckon half the women in the world have a butterfly tattoo they regret
When my son shits on the floors my girlfriend laughs and cleans it up..... When I shit on the floor....
I'm farting so much that I think I'm losing weight
Is lady gaga hot? I'm not sure how I'm meant to think anymore.
1st show at enmore theater in Sydney sold out. 2nd show just added
Planes, trains and automobiles should be a tv show where they just never get home
I'm going to eat pasta for thanks giving. That's right you heard me!
: Having the best time with @jimjefferies
playing our bad selves on his show @LegitFXX pic.twitter.com/UIZdCZGKf2
Why do women like to call themselves divas. It's like calling yourself a cunt.
I'm watching sesame st with my son. I have laughed out loud twice. I must be drunk
Stars wars would have been a shorter film of they just emailed the plans for the deathstar
Superman returns was a far better movie then the man of steel. There I said it
Just saw the trailer for Noah. now I'm wondering if the hobbit is also based on a true story.
6:45 am. Monday. First shot of the week. Jim already means business. #LegitFXX pic.twitter.com/DYTOsIPuUh
to all who have served. The cast and crew of #LegitFXX
salute you. bit.ly/17qROjc pic.twitter.com/LQfwkXtJJk
What happens when guest star @TomArnold
starts tellin' stories? This. #LegitFXX pic.twitter.com/DnoISVnaPu
Go fatboxer go! Do it for the fat people everywhere
I have a better body then this boxer #fatboxer
Far to many rednecks on tv
It's a prime location, what should we do with it? ...... I know lets store books there .
Ok I get its a warehouse for books. But why is it in the middle of the city? People had to much space back then
I watching a Kennedy thing. What the fuck is a book depository?
Kate helping jim with a bed pan pic.twitter.com/CgPmhydUYR
Just un followed a lot of cunts. It felt good
Quote of the day for me from @jimjefferies
Today, thanks to @jimjefferies
, I got to be in @LegitFXX
. (Classic Full House/Star Wars crossover ep)
Having the best time with @jimjefferies
playing our bad selves on his show @LegitFXX
- no one's been hurt yet. pic.twitter.com/SMsd0nDS7Z
On the set of Legit Comedy is my life. pic.twitter.com/KIuOLoegLs
I'm a recovering alcoholic By that I mean that I have a hangover
Half way into writing the new bible. Lots of great bullshit it's going to go down a storm
It's been a while since the New Testament. I think I might write a newer one