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Jim Gaffigan
comedian comedy actor director 2,103,247 followers
Everyone check out @ApprovalMatrix on Sundance by the great @nealbrennan. ON now
Pre signing a special page which will be in copies of FOOD: A LOVE STORY given to people attending the book+stand up shows in Chicago, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Boston & Long Island. Info at jimgaffigan.com
@krustidurkin: JIM GAFFIGAN IS COMING TO CHICAGO” info at jimgaffigan.com
.@DrOz How many years in between exercising is healthy?
Milwaukee – 3rd and final @PabstTheater show NOW on sale. Password FOOD whosay.com/l/hDz94z5
I need a new fitness model agent. Any suggestions?
Does anyone trust those reverse mortgage commercials?
Meeting the new babysitter.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO BECOME A GREAT, GREAT grandpa! I mean, not for a long time but when my kids have kids & their kids have kids.
I hope you guys are enjoying that new song I wrote for Taylor Swift. It was about you.
Thx @cartoonverdick for preordering FOOD: A LOVE STORY & this cool bar scene. #GAFFIGANFOOD Jimgaffigan.com pic.twitter.com/Bj3yPYGlbF
Thx @cartoonverdick for preordering FOOD: A LOVE STORY & this cool bar scene. #gaffiganfood jimgaffigan.com
It's so cool! I just met that guy from "Breaking Bad."
It's so cool! I just met that guy from "Breaking Bad." whosay.com/l/agE93C8
Is it just me or does it seem like Betamax is becoming less popular?
How long is it going to take those damn nerds to invent a bed with a microwave in it? Jeez!
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – first time coming! Can’t wait to taste kangaroo. Tickets giong fast. whosay.com/l/ryw93nf
Watch “The Nobodies” by @dusty_brown_ and @gregbratman featuring the great @sfosternyc, @MrTonyHale & more whosay.com/l/NSi93n5
Sometimes I regret inventing guacamole.
Thanks to everyone who preordered FOOD: A LOVE STORY. Do something creative / crazy with magnet and I'll RT
@Flintlicker44 I like to think I make good use of the free presents @JimGaffigan sends me when I preorder his books #GaffiganFood"