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Jim Gaffigan
Proof vegetables are offensive. (Photo from @PreppyPitBull )
Traveling with five little kids is like traveling with five little kids.
If you enjoyed “Dad Is Fat”, please consider preordering “FOOD: A Love Story”from your favorite bookstore. Jimgaffigan.com
CALIFORNIA - six shows coming up. Agua Caliente Casino NOW on sale whosay.com/l/aMS9ggw
LONG BEACH – my 12/4 show at Terrace Theater is now on sale. Hope to see you there. @goldenvoice whosay.com/l/hdT9ggz
I call this "What it feels like traveling."
When is there going to be a male Miss America? Maybe an out of shape, balding, pale one?
Now I can plan the family vacation @JimGaffigan: Finally an educational placemat. #gaffiganfood pic.twitter.com/w2vdYkQPUj
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Boise (Oct 3) & Salt Lake City (Oct 4 & 5)
TEXAS - just to clarify. I'm NOT doing oddball shows this weekend. I'm in Dallas (10/22) and Austin (10/23) jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
There should be an iPhone alarm noise of screaming children for homesick parents.
My son is learning Mandarin I think. I have no idea. whosay.com/l/RPA9fBa
@bestchildalive: INTERSTING FACT: "Dad Is Fat" Is Now Available In Moscow For 555₽. ozon.ru/?context=searc… #DadIsFat @JimGaffigan” Ha ha
My son doing a horrible but adorable impression of an owl.
I’m still thinner than Santa.
CALIFORNIA– Shows in Long Beach, Palm Springs, Pala (2nd) just added. Also @BigFresnoFair & @Thunder_Valley. jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
That brilliant @PatrickNoth is back at it "It's my dog's birthday" youtu.be/Bus0qfBasuA
Congrats to my friend @fatherjonathan on his new book #WayOfSerenity get it here bit.ly/wayofserenity
@JimGaffigan Can you help a fan and RT? A fundraiser for a much needed handicap accessible van here! igg.me/p/928381/twtr/… #VanForSean
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I love art. (By @4Brothers1Sis )
@MitchBozeman: I'm looking forward to @JimGaffigan @hardrockliveorl in November. Who's in?” I'm going to both shows! Jimgaffigan.com
Throw back to when I fed my son so much pastrami I had to carry him out of Katz's. Photo now on wall
Doing another modeling shoot at Katz's for FOOD: A LOVE STORY (photos from @maryguthrie)
.@deBlasioNYC How about a @CitibikeNYC program but instead of bikes you get everything bagels?
Sometimes I dream I live in a land focused only on eating meat. This morning I was invited to the Carnivore’s Ball. Meatopia.org
BREAKING: Paula Cole finally finds where all the cowboys had gone. It was Applebee's. #NotCurrent #NotFunny
Let's remember most NFL players are hard working men that also find the actions of the handful of monsters horrifying.
I just landed at JFK from LAX. How many NFL greats were revealed to be monsters while I was in the air?
Proof that I smell...good! Thank you, thank you. I'm here all Internet.
Congrats to the new Ms. America. I hope she will be a kind ruler.
It's midnight and I'm posting a photo of myself because I'm NOT a narcissist.
When are those people writing spam going to at least make it interesting?
Plus @realjeffrey & @Davechapelle . An honor to perform with such talent.
Shows in SLC, CHI, DAL, AUS, ATL (show added) BOS, LI & more jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
My roommate for the night.
BREAKING: Scientist discover North American city that does not have a Comic-Con.
Join me 9/14 @5:15 pm PT as I takeover @HIExpress. Will it be a hostile takeover? That’s up to them. #DidAnyOneStay #StaySmart #OddballFest
If you are wonder what the hottest day will be just ask when I'm going to Disneyland whosay.com/l/cIr9dUu
If you are wonder what the hottest day will be just ask when I'm going to Disneyland
Into the belly of the beast.
Thanks @BigAppleCircus for the FOOD: A LOVE STORY cookies. Looking forward to see "Metamorphosis" with my kids.
Thanks @BigAppleCircus for the FOOD: A LOVE STORY cookies. Looking forward to see "Metamorphosis" with my kids. whosay.com/l/cxo9dNd
Thanks everyone who came to @oddball at Shoreline Amphitheater.
@sarahkatesilverman at @oddball
. @SarahKSilverman and brodyismefriend at oddball @ Shoreline Amphitheatre At Mountain View instagram.com/p/s30jmQQ_-x/