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Jim Gaffigan
comedian comedy actor director 2,101,600 followers
Thx @cartoonverdick for preordering FOOD: A LOVE STORY & this cool bar scene. #GAFFIGANFOOD Jimgaffigan.com pic.twitter.com/Bj3yPYGlbF
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Thx @cartoonverdick for preordering FOOD: A LOVE STORY & this cool bar scene. #gaffiganfood jimgaffigan.com
It's so cool! I just met that guy from "Breaking Bad."
It's so cool! I just met that guy from "Breaking Bad." whosay.com/l/agE93C8
Is it just me or does it seem like Betamax is becoming less popular?
How long is it going to take those damn nerds to invent a bed with a microwave in it? Jeez!
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – first time coming! Can’t wait to taste kangaroo. Tickets giong fast. whosay.com/l/ryw93nf
Watch “The Nobodies” by @dusty_brown_ and @gregbratman featuring the great @sfosternyc, @MrTonyHale & more whosay.com/l/NSi93n5
Sometimes I regret inventing guacamole.
Thanks to everyone who preordered FOOD: A LOVE STORY. Do something creative / crazy with magnet and I'll RT
@Flintlicker44 I like to think I make good use of the free presents @JimGaffigan sends me when I preorder his books #GaffiganFood"
We need 2000 more retweets and @drewbrees will donate $10k to teamgleason.org GO HERE & RT -> bit.ly/1pOj018 -SG
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Thanks @PatMcAfeeShow for the intro in Indy and @andersoncolt for stopping by.
Thanks @PatMcAfeeShow for the intro in Indy and @AndersonColt for stopping by. whosay.com/l/ULb92TU
Indiana = Pork Tenderloin
BREAKING: Blue Cheese wins lawsuit vs Ranch. Ranch forced to sell Hidden Valley to cover legalfees. #AntiCoolRanch #Tweet #Hashtag #Internet
INTERESTING FACT: If you put Hidden Valley Ranch into your GPS, it takes to Loserville. #AntiCoolRanch #Tweet #Hashtag #Internet
Don't like you anymore. RT @JimGaffigan Whoever decided Ranch was Cool was definitely not cool. #CoolRanch #AntiCoolRanch #Tweet #Hashtag
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Whoever decided Ranch was Cool was definitely not cool. #CoolRanch #AntiCoolRanch #Tweet #Hashtag #Internet
"@keric1 Damnit! Everyone's getting married but me! @JimGaffigan
"@keric1 Damnit! Everyone's getting married but me! @JimGaffigan whosay.com/l/UEn92rH