Going back home for holiday visits is always like spending time in a haunted house where you dated all the ghosts.
Snapped this pic of my little Tearaway character going on a pig ride. Best game of 2013 contenduh!: pic.twitter.com/RBO5I0p3Zb
That's maybe two pairs of socks for a fancy lad like myself, by the way.
The moment I have to repeat a voice command is the moment I think $100 more for a mandatory kinect is money I would rather spend on socks.
Great time for big games, though. KIllzone Shadow Fall, Dead Rising 3, Link to the Past. Winner? TEARAWAY. Sweet god I love that game.
I would date my first impression of the PS4, and just meet up with the Xbox One in cheap motels for now.
You know the vibe I mean, where it's the "WHEE 64" Instead of the Wii.
Having fun with both new systems, but man, my Xbox One in particular has that "grandma got me the off-brand "Nintendo" machine" vibe.
Best thing about Xbox One: Dead Rising 3. Worst thing: Only the included hdmi cable works without having to wiggle it to find a sweet spot.
You never have to ask me what's on my mind because the answer is always the same: 'Give Me a Break' staring Nell Carter.
Ten hours into unboxing. Back is broken. Xbox One still updating. Happily playing Tearaway while I wait. Dead Rising 3 later!
Just opened my Xbox One. It is HUUUGE. Ugly, too! Just how i like my women.
I need to read A Confederacy of Dunces again. It's been too long, dawg. HOT dog. Get it?
Ever since Zentropa's trailer, each Lars Von Trier trailer sparks a wave of anticipation his next thing. Nymphomaniac looks like A THING!
Hey, creators of Resogun, I think Resogun is awesome, and I want to tear your faces off.
What's my favorite thing about me? I'd have to say it's the talking to myself.
Special offer on all stuff on my @topatoco
store! The more stuff you buy, the more games I will spend your money on! Come on!!!
Sad to find out Kinect 2 can't really see your penis. Was hoping it could because...I dunno. I just wish SOMEONE would look at my penis.
I wish I could take credit for that last tweet, but it's actually a direct quote from the diary of Mark Twain. The language on that guy!
Next time someone tells you they're bored, remember to make a note in your address book that that person is an unimaginative shit.
I'm not given to hyperbole, so believe me when I say that if you're not creative in any way, I hope you're the end of your awful bloodline.
My favorite thing about drawing is the fire-ringed portal into another dimension it tears open when I use the right pencil/eraser combo.
Why the hell can nobody on twitter just give me an unfunny, sarcastic response to something for once?! Sick of the waiting!
I don't get it. I made my The Gulk tweet MINUTES ago and still haven't been contacted by Marvel. What's the point of being twitter verified?
I'm angry that Marvel hasn't picked up on my The Gulk tweet yet and put a The Gulk movie on the fast track to theaters already.
Friends with PS4s, message me your PSN names! Strangers with PS4s, NO! Just no.
I just backed SERENITY ROSE: 10 AWKWARD YEARS on @kickstarter
and now I am going to live forever kck.st/1hvNroS
Just made a typo that turned The Hulk into The Gulk, and now I realize it was the creators of the Hulk who screwed up. THE GULK RULES!
A Kickstarter from @essrose
is just days from ending. Support his badassery! kickstarter.com/projects/14459…
Just brilliant. This is what music sounds like in whatever place the Event Horizon takes you when it folds space: youtube.com/watch?v=45lB-f…
My teeth are getting really fat.
So I recently discovered I have a thing for hot ladies playing the theme music from Gremlins on the accordion. That's a thing now.
Everyone, I am quitting Twitter. Hey, everyone! I am back from quitting!
Guys, I am live streaming a PS4 session where it's just the sounds of me plugging my PS3 back in so I can watch movies off a USB stick!
Someone made a really neat ZIM vine. You look at. vine.co/v/hTXLhJtEFHW
Looked a bit more into what's powering that PS4 controller light. Tech specs say it's THE COLOUR OUT OF SPACE. Fuck...
I think having a monstrous gaming PC has spoiled my NEXT GEN CONSOLE vision, but so far the PS4's ben real pleasant. Plays games.
Thought the PS4's graphics were unlike anything I and ever seen before, but turns out I just shined the controller in my eyes and went mad.
Accidentally brought down a passing helicopter by aiming my PS4 controller at it.
The worst example of eating something I dropped on the floor? Soup at the beach.
Listening to the MirrorMoon EP soundtrack and cutting my own ethernet cables. Don't even try to pretend you're not jealous of mah style.
Sent money for typhoon relief, but any amount felt impossibly small, so maybe I throw some of YOUR money at it, too. Help out, yeah?
This is from a conversation I had after seeing Thor 2 last night. Didn’t hate it, but wasn’t so big on it,... tmblr.co/ZVwvBy_EpiAG
Yeah, I say that easily because I'm siphoning vital essence from the podlings, but it's still no good reason to be undignified about it.
Hate people lamenting "getting old". EVERYONE's getting old. Babies are just meat. Teens are just pre-corpses. Everyone just relax.
Good to see @StolenBabies
live again. They're great recorded but you miss out on all the accordion juice hitting your face.
Giving my hands a break, so from now on I'm gonna tweet only with my butt. FIRST BUTT TWEET: n87ghromw45gh9jq9 #gtefgwhbh