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Jhonen Vasquez
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Just invented the Winnie the Pooh roll for my imaginary Japanese restaurant. It's got honey and bear meat in it.
Sadly, it's unlikely we'll actually GET Bob Odenkirk to do the voice, but I'm hoping the voice actor will also be named Bob.
There's a blob monster in my pilot that I imagine speaks like Bob Odenkirk. We've nicknamed him Blob Odenkirk.
Just once in my life I'd like for someone's favorite part of my body to be my disgusting knees.
Maybe it's dumb patting myself on the back in fictional contexts, but I think I'd be strong enough to know when I'd had enough of THE STUFF.
"She pees a little in her sleep" was maybe code for "She's the exit stargate to a stinking world of infinite urine and sadness."
As I sit here, squelching in the urine on my couch and on my pants, I wonder if maybe I'm in too deep (heh) with this incontinent dog.
People are like "Hey, Jhonen, why-" and I'm all "SHUT UP."
Digging that Bojack theme song, ya see?
I'll probably get in trouble for using Twitter to state unpopular opinions, but goddamnit, I just think Nazis are assholes.
Somewhere out there there's a wreck of a human being lamenting the fact that eating a P'zone was as good as their life got.
Oh wait may have posted this before - Invader Zim Xmas DVD cover idea @JhonenV w/ pasted-on mini moose pic.twitter.com/e3fTfHnxnq
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Picture me as a child, sitting in my living room, crumpled on the floor, crushed by grief as this plays on the tv youtube.com/watch?v=buY35A…
Morricone was like "So Dumbledore ruins Orca's life, and then Orca's all FUCK EVERYTHING, huh?" Here's THE SADDEST MUSIC I CAN DREAM UP.
For a movie about the most vengeful, rage-filled killer whale, Orca had maybe THE saddest theme music in cinema, cetacean or not.
Anyone remember Orca? I'm not crazy in thinking he blows up a seaside town, right? I distinctly recall him blowing up a town, somehow.
Every one of my works, every drawing, every story, everything, I did while wearing only my "speedo of artistic integrity". It's neon green.
I want you all to respect me as an artist, but I also need you to shower me with complements when I post pictures of me in a speedo.
I don't wear belts. I just inject fat around my pelvis until the pants fit snugly.
Filler Bunny Collection by Jhonen Vasquez in stock at SLGPUBS.COM- eepurl.com/04S_D
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While I wait for Hohokum to ever be playable I'll just give Depression Quest a go. They're the same thing, right?
Two days into Hohokum and I still can't beat this boss! Where's a prima guide when you need one?? pic.twitter.com/OEjF0DCkUG
I can usually see when someone's got that look in their eye, that dead, shattered stare that says they once went DZ at Discovery Zone.
I'll be live streaming Hohokum's CE-34632-8 error screen on my twitch channel. Bring your friends.