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Jesta - jesta.co.uk
"Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling." - Carlos Santana
How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch? Pay for the pizza.
Got this - lots of business benefits & I now pay 4% less at supermarkets & 9% less at Starbucks/Costa! fbuy.me/5gMd
Two of my favourite things, combined! ow.ly/3ndNEw #twinpeaks #muppets
"Mummy! Mummy! I want to grow up and be a guitar player!" "Now now, Zachary, you can't do both!"
Congrats to Ed Sheeran on his sexiest black male award
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Sam Smith is trying far too hard to convince me that he doesn't have money on his mind. I think he's hiding something.
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RT @RonanCMurphy: Looking 4 artists that rap or sing pop in rare or endangered languages. Do not have to be famous. Suggestions?
Just made chip butties for the kids. Apparently they've never had them or even heard of them before!
I don’t do #BadJokeThursday jokes about a wooden step in the corner of the field that doesn’t belong to me. That’s not my style.
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Just tried that new water infused water and almost drowned.
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Roasting in the sun - should've called my new song "Hotter" instead of "Higher"! ow.ly/3mNnG3
Tricky reading tweets sometimes when I can't work out if the Bay they are referring to is Morecambe or San Francisco!
It's that time of day again in the UK - where 23% of tweets are made by parents waiting for the kids to be kicked out.
lol - well, there are exceptions! RT @baywebbubbles: @jesta But *she* would have got over 150 #IQ #drummer
What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test? Drool.
"Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling." - Carlos Santana