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Jessica Merizan
Found my copy of Girl Talk within 5min of being at my mom's. Also, inside were rules for a penguin game I made up?
Oops... RT "@GGalway: Had eyeshadow and hair done by a pro makeup artist. [Mocks] her mom about not wearing makeup."
I will never again look this casually glamorous. Also I want to cosplay pin-up Joker now... instagram.com/p/5Sii8yGIYV/
Also this faux drinking and driving drive-thru messaging confuses me... Sangria flavor Mountain Dew what????
There's no way the 8 cars in front of me need Taco Bell as badly as I do. Also why is there no burrito emoji?! wtf
I can feel the wind in my hair as it's hurtling toward me. RT "@PearlW: .@Comic_Con is so close I can smell it."
I half-heartedly curled my hair today in order to look like I made an effort!
@JessicaMarzipan Thanks for the fun streams (need to watch what I missed of FF14). You were in top spot for both BTW!
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Drew the G&S logo on a 128x128 area. Get maps of it in the map house. #TeamHooman @JessicaMarzipan @StefWoodburn
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Many happy returns to @feliciaday on her birthday from me and this crazy-eyes unicorn #LessThanThree #TeamHooman
Finally shed a few tears. What an undeniable statement of support. This is beautiful unwavering leadership. #LoveWins
There are people tweeting that they're going to move to Canada because gay marriage is now legal in the US...
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Ok bed but 1st #SorryForBragging here's the lovely view from my office :) I can see Warner Brothers, Disney, & more!
Is it bad that I chose this bed from IKEA cuz it was cheap & industrial but also mostly b/c it looked haunted?
I'm buying a tiny strawberry scented candle to soothe me as I sleep on the floor tonight (aka deflated air mattress).
Oh no, I haven't gotten an IKEA mattress since my college one rolled like a little burrito. What is this monster?!
I remembered IKEA is awesome until you have to actually find awkward bulky boxes & carry them in broken rolly carts.
Ahhhh I think I want to save up & get this as my streaming chair for my apt set :D twitch.tv/JessicaMarzipan
I *DO* know what a bayonet is. 1) I was a revolutionary war reenactor 2) I excavated Patrick Henry's store cellar.




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