Phoebe has a broken leg. Phoebe will soon need a home. I'm thinking she's an LA-kinda girl. Eh, @jennyandteets
I met Jason on a Friday the 13th just before he walked under a ladder and tripped over a box of black kittens. Ever since, this has been his life.
#FBF to when we told Jason I was pregnant. #teets4eva #muthafuckinteets
Singing the National anthem in 5
What's a better bday gift? This or a hooker?
This is what happens when I drink in the middle of the day. #happybirthdayjason
Happy Birthday to my incredible husband. I really hope I die before you because I couldn't imagine my life without you. (Then it would be ideal if you died maybe two weeks later. You know, long enough to throw me a fun wake but not so long that you fuck any of my friends)
Was going to read you some of my new book but... #LFDH
is avail for pre sale here: jennymollen.com/live-fast-die-…
My flight2 LAX got Delayed👿so at this very moment I'm reading#ILikeYouJustTheWayIAm
Wanted to read you a portion of my book but my abusive boyfriend had other plans. #LFDH
This is about as far as I've gotten with potty training.
#WCW My gorgeous, talented friend @chelseahandler makes her return to #Netflix Tonight at 12:01 am 90 new episodes of mayhem coming your way! (This is the only bra I've ever seen her wear)
Have you guys seen my new coat of arms? #LFDH #teets4eva
"Jenny, I don't know if you know this but the 90s are totally back in fashion" - my husband, who has apparently been living under a rock for the past five years @hotdudesreading
For all mothers, choose compassion. #MothersDay
Flowers from the most age inappropriate suitor since my college guidance counselor. #happymothersday
I love Jason's fans. #happymothersday
Forever that creepy lady lurking over your shoulder... I Love you, Sid Biggs!!!
Happy Mother's day to these Nilfs (Nanas I'd like to F*ck) Please blame the one on the right for everything you love and hate about me! In honor of my mom, who is prominently featured in my new book I'm giving out ten signed copies to the first ten people who post a pic of their mom and tag #LFDH (
tells us about his ride along with @OracleTeamUSA
: "one of the coolest experiences I've ever had"
You know that scene in What about Bob' where they tie Bill Murray to the front of a sailboat? #americascup @biggsjason
The prince of Denmark took this photo. If things get weird with Elvie, it's nice to know I have options.
In the movies, on the best-seller list and now with @JSpithill
. Great having you with us @jennyandteets