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I'm in charge of the stuffing.
I think someone might be at my gate
"Hi ladies, wanna split a tartine?"
Is TV bad for babies?
Teets gets into a bowl on my table while my two idiot friends give me a play by play of what I am looking at.
Sick:( but loving reading all these submissions for @datemyfriends You guys are killing me. Keep em coming
Would you or a friend like to be profiled on my new dating insta? #Follow us and or email us your submissions at: Remember, we only care about bad qualities. Life is short. Let's cut to the chase! @datemyfriends
I've decided to start advertising my single friends by listing their flaws instead of their attributes. If only all dating could be this simple! First on the docket: @allyheartsjenny she's a JAP, she loves pink, she once called me a cunt to my face, she has one weird hooked nail and her toes are cla
If I didn't have a sister to compete against, I'd probably never do anything with my life. @samanthamollen
There is nothing hotter than a man who has no idea what football is. #sunday
Excuse me ma'am, we ate a basket of figs while shopping. He normally weighs 20 lbs. charge me for anything over that.
Sid likes his turkeys like he likes his nursery: cage free.
Tilikum has now being living in captivity for 31 YRS: RT if u want him to BE FREE! #FreeTilly
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"You mean to tell me you fucks have been watching me in my crib?"
Good night and good luck
Sometimes you just need to get a lap dance from @ashleytisdale
"You mean to tell me you fucks have been watching me in my crib?"
Group text w my parents. #themoc @watermoccasin25
Just stopping by my husband's work to offer some love and support. @biggsjason @fannex17
What, you guys don't use a locksmith to get you in and out your closets?
For every actress sitting in a waiting room praying that this time is going to be different, YOU can change your life without them.
Help! My son is a hipster!