The helicopter Sid just jumped from didn't fit in the frame. #nantucket
Wish this weren't all true. Thanks @intouch
Sexting game is a little off tonight....
Me and my sorority sisters.
The top two things I value as a mother are education and the ability to perform a flawless Dirty Dancing lift.
Mid red eye to NYC. My neighbor was not happy I turned the lights on but I explained to him that @unspirational has this discouraging tank avail for sale today and my posting a pic in it was a life or death situation. He totally gets it now. (ALL PROCEEDS go to charity!) note for women: the fit is
He has his own dressing room but he just feels safer here. #bachelorinparadise #afterparadise @chrisbharrison
I have the most inspiring view of Jason's ex's apartment from my hotel window this am! Furious I didn't know about this room back in 2009! I would have moved in. #Book2 #LFDH
Have a pretty good feeling I'm getting his rose tonight. #afterparadise #bachelorinparadise #BIP
Leaving family in Nantucket to fly to LA & confront Samantha! It's what needs to be done for America! #AfterParadise
You've seen what happens to Bachelors in Paradise. This is what happens to married guys... #BIP #bachelornation #afterparadise #bachelorinparadise
Elvie breaks the news to Jason that he is getting fat and as a result she will not be making anymore pancakes or cookies. #nantucket
Airports: Sometimes you literally can't even..... #sidbiggs
He's practicing for when he commits me to a home.
#Book2 is more than halfway done! If you were ever my boyfriend, my roommate or my mother now would be a great time to get nervous. #LFDH
and I singing* "Summer Nights" at @serenawilliams
karaoke event. @Delta
Killing it last night singing Summer Nights w @biggsjason at #deltaopenmic . Pretty sure we'll have a record deal by the end of the week. Thanks for having us #SerenaWilliams !! @delta
My radiologist really knows how to instill someone with confidence... #probablybenign #butmaybenot #whoknows #yourguessisasgoodasmine #fingerscrossed #itwasniceknowingyou
This is the face of someone who has a flight departing for NYC at 9am but is still on La Cienega at 8:20 #literallyAfterParadise
Ladies, I get it now... #AfterParadise