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Jenny Mollen
When you have a body this hot, who needs clothes?
Don't forget to meet me in San Diego this Thursday night!!! pic.twitter.com/Qebw3eOpcX
There comes a time in every woman's life where she has to weigh having her husband eaten by sharks against having the coolest Instagram pic of all times.
This is how I like to exit parties
Our pilot might need a little coffee
Not sure because I'm on Xanax and still wearing my diving mask but I'm pretty sure I'm looking at something beautiful.
Real men wear Jellies.
"Sid, your father and I would like to speak to you about your behavior"
Just another day at the beach with this beautiful man that I married.
Somebody in this pic is getting peed on.
That's Jason on the top.
International Dive Squad. You def want us to save you.
We are officially in the water w the sharks. I think they're into us.
Haircut time. All crew on deck.
#regram @thesuemurphy
Just doing my part to help out on deck. This particular maneuver is where I drink a bunch of tequila then swing on whatever rope my hand happens to make contact with.
Sharks have surrounded the boat. No choice but to throw on tanks and jump in. Mankind depends on it.
Next season on Bachelor in Paradise...
Come see me in SD next week! #ilyjtwia
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Wondering if I remembered to TiVo the Beyoncé / JayZ On The Run tour...
How's your life going?
This trip is so great. Lost a leg to a shark but still managing to enjoy myself.
Waiting for my Amazon prime package.
Signed prints coming soon.
Things have gone full on Lord of the Flies out here. Photo cred: @thesuemurphy
Just enjoying a deserted island in a caftan that belonged to Jason's Ex. If I were stranded it would be one of the only things I needed besides her.
Chumming for sharks. Eventually we got too excited and attached Jason to the line
If you don't have your holiday cards figured out yet, feel free to use this. pic.twitter.com/Pu0w0SOmau
Guys, I've done some research and it turns out the grass is greener. #tahiti
Jason finally pooped so we decided to throw a party.
My service on vacation sucks! How are people going to be envious of my life if I can't upload to Instagram?
I'm in Tahiti w no wifi. I'm fairly certain this is what the afterlife feels like.
Sometimes the floor is the safest place to lay. #airporthotel #tahiti #epicvoyage
Welcome to Tahiti, Jason's poop!
Time for #flight3 Shushybye and goodnight!
Every minute I have to wait for my luggage on a baggage carousel another item of clothing goes into my basket on shopbop.
Every minute I have to wait for my luggage on a baggage carousel another item of clothing goes into my basket on shopbop.
Does the Iphone 6 babysit?
The music on my airplane safety video is The Muppets Take Manhattan theme song. I'm going to die.
What sucks is that if this flight goes down, I'm gonna have to use a sudoku player as a floatation device.
Next leg of the journey starts now. Any guess as to where we are going? Hint: We would be kicked off the Amazing Race for this hair-brained idea. #epicvoyage #flight2 #sidbiggsnotincluded #jasonspoopincluded