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Jenny Mollen
Big thanks to @jennyandteets for her awesome cover blurb for "Has Anyone Seen My Pants?" available for purchase now!
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Instead of asking if you need another size, sales girls should just come right out and ask if you're hiding because you picked a chin zit.
Gina just labeled me an SP. #goingclear
My ex's life seems to be going swimmingly. #follow @alexandermaksik
She's mad at me because I took her phone away
Sid, having the time of his life at the park.
Oh shit! Is my son that creepy guy who stares at women and doesn't know how to approach them?
#fbf to my nephew's bar mitzvah
#tbt to that time I had to test Teets' love by pretending to be dead in the swimming pool. He had no reaction.
#tbt to that time @allyheartsjenny thought it's be fun to see me work an office job. Had to stage an accident in order to escape before lunch. Teets and I had driving around to do.
I just showed them my penis. Elizabeth seems the most into it.
You don't think they know I tore the tag off my mattress last night, do you?
Sid's getting way too comfortable with this whole "my fine motor skills aren't developed so do it for me" routine.
Rereading my book for the audio version has kind of made me realize I'm a total asshole. (At the part where Teets inexplicably starts shitting condoms.) #ilyjtwia #audiobook
@jhonimarchinko and I are Knicks fanatics.
"I said I'd be down to wear a sweater today not a fucking velociraptor!" #frenchie #nyc
I'm making the perfect man.
That time I feared Jason promised Sid to another realm in exchange for success in his acting career.
Sid's parents. ( special thank you to @csiriano for the gorgeous dress and for babysitting while we went out.) #heidichronicles