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JD Roberto
Tomorrow night in NYC, have fun and do good! @BreakthroughUS a night of comedy@gothamcomedy for a good cause.
#NYC area people!! Great #comedy for a great cause Aug.19 stop violence against women! @BreakthroughUS #dudes15
Do men care about Violence Against Women? These dudes do! Check out #dude15 night of comedy, Aug 19. @BreakthroughUS
Who's crazier? A man who believes he has a talking dog? OR a man who ignores consistently great advice from his dog?
How fast a car goes 60-0 is a lot more important than how fast it goes 0-60.
Hi @SirPatStew, You should check out the discussion of your excellent work on the TNG ep.The Inner Light on Reddit
For 27 years, man has "Welcome to Cleveland" sign on roof in flight path of Milwaukee airport to freak out passegers.
Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any space vampires. /Champs27 #ShowerThoughts
Okay #Parents don't let your child get lost in the city.... #parenting #humor #funny
Have a great, safe #4thOfJuly everyone...and remember
RT @DPFootballAgent: Great stuff from @jdroberto. Many men r grasping for purpose & coming up empty.…
Having a #midlifecrisis ? I am, and it looks something like this:
Fathers Day #10k @nyrr in Queens. So damn humid!
Most wars involve people fighting to the death over differing opinions about what happens when you die. #logic
Seven year-old me would be so angry to discover that adult me can afford to buy a lifetime supply of #HotTamales but hasn't done so #grownup
Step by step #recipe to DIY #limoncello...perfect for the dog days of #summer.
Kids Pick the President at @NickelodeonTV has correctly called 7 of the last 8 presidential elections. The @NateSilver538 generation?
Dave Grohl broke his leg, during a concert in Sweden. But still finished the song! #music #foofighters
12% of those surveyed think Jon of Arc was Noah's wife, 50% think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Come on people.
hey @BklynBrdgPark! it's hot out there, is the water on at Pier 6 yet? #PleaseSayYes
Spice, Spice, baby! All about the #spices in your #kitchen - when, how, and why to use them! #recipe
Truth be told, 8 year old me thought adult me would eat A LOT more ice cream than I do. #GrownUp
Ultimate #kitchen guide to #substitutions - no eggs? no problem. Never run out again. #recipe #cooking
Every #vinaigrette #recipe in one graphic, no #chef experience required. #food #cooking #dressing
23 Things You Didn't Know About #Boobs? (I knew a few of them) It's the breast thing you'll read all day!
ENrique Iglesias #drone strike? Well, not exactly, but close enough. Hope he's okay!
Three coolest pieces of #experimental tech from #Google. I like the customizable Android phone. #tech #new
RT @TraeRetailMeNot: Sharing men's "beauty" products w/ @jdroberto @BetterTVshow feat @SkinAuthority
virginity is one of the few things on the world where people like working with someone who has no experience.
Stabbed in the eye over last rib on the buffet? #Merica #funny #news
RT @bobguiney: Simply, the Gold standard and the best!…
My two favorite girls conspiring over a game of old maid. @ Greenpark Beer Garden
For the #men out there who have trouble understanding what #consent means, maybe this will help.
nice article by @MovieHooligan on the (ab)use of CGI and why even epic budget gluttons like Jurassic World look fake.
Is the "S" or "C" in scent silent?
It's difficult to win an argument with a smart person, but it's pretty much impossible to win an argument with a stupid person #fightsmarter

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