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Jared Cesare
The hardest part of ending is starting again.
When I wake up I literally would like nothing more than to transform into a vampire and thrive in the dark without ever seeing light again.
When you get the flu shot and your tattoo turns into Nelly ✊🏿 #countrygrammar
Also hitting pedestrians and blaming them for being in MY way.…
@jaredcesare @jordanleite I had the quickfire. Got recalled cause the charger could literally set your phone on fire
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This weather I might just drive around with my windows down for a few hours and pretend I have a destination
#Repost @amberr.millerr ・・・ Even though I ruin every picture we take... Here's to my #mcm and our Sunday morning orchard adventure 🍏
Don't know what I ate yesterday, but this must be how @dan_defilippo felt everyday in 200 ppl lectures at UConn πŸ’©οΏ½#TheStrugglele
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When I wake up on my second day off in a row...I automatically hear church bells. #mondaymotivation #imoff #retailmanagement
"Something You Forgot" is STILL my jam. @LilTunechi
Thanks @percynobleman for the free product from the UK! I'll definitely be snagging some of this, I smell like Greek royalty. #beard#beardoil
I still love @ASkylitDrive. New album is amazing.
Such a Halloween vibe outside right now. I feel it.
#Repost @liz.homola ・・・ Men and their corn.
Add me #xboxone#gearsofwar#letsgetit
The #Dominos app is BOMB. Definitely not leaving the house in this weather #πŸ•
Waiting for @amberr.millerr to try on clothes like πŸ™‡πŸΎβ˜•οΈ
Found @kennypalmieri on #Tinder
Rabid when I'm rappin' I'm foaming up at the mouth
People got their foodstamps all in one day. Yippekayokayay
"@jaredcesare Some day I see the post and in Instagram. you are so amazing.
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Photo by: @kennypalmieri're not ready for Fall until you have a pair of moccasin slippers that you probably wear in public more than in the house.
If you're going down...please don't do it around me.
I'm seriously the most laid-back, lax driver out there. Just driving the speed limit loving life.
Haaaaaaa 😱 #beard#transformation
The moon does look pretty sweet
#JustinBieber must be really confused...where are you now? What do you mean? Someone help this man.
Sunday night vibes. @jon_leite @liz.homola @amberr.millerr
If God and Catholicism were such a joke, do you think the Pope would be this big of a deal? Would this happen for anyone else? Hell no.
I love you @iamjojo but can you do me a favor and take out that eyebrow stud. That is most definitely not LIT.
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β€’β€’β€’ It's been six days since I've had my fix And now I'm fixed on you Despite your trembling body I can tell you want it too I'm every man you've ever dreamed of All your fantasies combined You can tell I'm the best by the blood on your dress There's no bite as good as mine #portrait#beard#ph
Too tired to breathe. β˜•οΈ
I greeting the FedEx guy with my legs crossed and sunglasses when he pulled up. He knew my ass has been waiting all day for the phone.
Daddy's home. #iPhone6s

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