Me and my squad reading your tweets before we commit random acts of vandalism because it TURNS US ON.
WGA Award winner, John Waters. youtu.be/7KQ6BjzvRaw
This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top. Now please don't disturb me for the rest of the afternoon.
Watch this great short film from @davetotheross
. Short films are like feature films, but shorter. vimeo.com/203008641
have released new h̶o̶s̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶o̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ sketch comedy. Please clap. youtube.com/watch?v=7Wf7ho…
This is $27. Too cheap if you ask me!!
Just deleted a tweet because it was bad. In its place, I would like to present this photo of Jayne Mansfield. Feel free to fav/retweet.
Very excited to announce that I have joined Artie Fufkin's promo team at Polymer Records.
SEE YOU IN COURT! I HOPE THAT BALIFF WITH THE PUPPET OF HIMSELF IS THERE. I LOVE THAT PUPPET! CRACKS ME UP!
All episodes of @girlbosstv
on April 21st. I am really excited for you to see it. Thank you forever, @KayKayCannon
Work for it. Netflix Original Series Girlboss arrives April 21.
"Undeniably their BEST album. Bernie Rhodes took a band of LOSERS and made them terrific with MORE reggae and drum machines!" - Donald Trump
Hello. While making "Cut The Crap" Paul Simonon from The Clash refused to play with a guy named Greg. Gooodnight.
Finally some good news: A dear friend just alerted me that this album is FINALLY available on Spotify.
Honoring the victims of the Village Green Preservation Society.
Attention sickos: stop sending me pervert e-mails.
Congratulations to our new President on his first week.