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Only Minions™
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Excuse me, do you have raisins? How about a date?
Most Valuable Thrifting Finds goo.gl/4uL90d
OMG I could retweet all of @MoreThanTweet tweets! I'm in love with them! I know if you follow them, you will be in love with them too!
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The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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I love you not because I need you, I need you because I love you
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you handle it.
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Well I’m here! What are your other two wishes?
5 of Britain’s Finest Beaches goo.gl/zcUap4
I'm not a photographer.....but I can picture us together.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"
You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.
Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes
12 Beauty and Fashion Travel Tips goo.gl/5927jY
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business
You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Beautiful.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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8 Failed Celebrity Business Ventures goo.gl/TQWES6
7 Reactions Parents Have to You Moving goo.gl/IVRdD3
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If I swallow magnets will I be attractive ?
Eh eh eh! BOTTOM! Pffffffttttt! BOTTOM!!!! Bahahaha!
sometimes i just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night
Happy people listen to the music, sad people listen to the lyrics.
people who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i'm really athletic person 3: i'm hilarious and likable person 4: i'm gorgeous me: i can breathe
if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
okay = everything's cool. okay? = you make no sense. okay… = you're creepy. okayy = i don't care. Okay. = i'm so pissed off.
School Supplies: 1. Cellphone 2. Charger 3. Headphones 4. iPod 5. Snacks 6. Homework. That I copied 7. Money
i could sleep for 2 weeks straight and still be tired
i want to travel the world but i also want to stay home in bed
RT if you love MINIONS! ❤️
im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
If someone is stupid enough to walk away from you, be smart enough to let them go.
High school made me realize that a lot of people will change just to fit in.
I didn't change. You just never knew me.
I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like
"Are you serious?" = Are you fucking stupid?