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Only Minions™
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My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.
With #tax season coming up, follow these tips and tricks to make the whole process a little bit easier! bit.ly/1hVxcTp
Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching.
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
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I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary.
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Me + vegetables = Error 404 Not Found.
No one likes: - Mondays - Homework - Fake friends - School - Being ignored - An empty fridge - Being replaced - Slow Internet
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o you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom & buy new clothes & completely reinvent yourself but then realize it takes time & money?
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly.
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me: i won't get jealous me: who's this fucking whore.
Do all freshmen really gain 15 pounds in college? Of course not! Click to read more #collegemyths. bit.ly/1i3jgSx
• ugly without make up • ugly with make up • ugly in the morning • ugly in the afternoon • ugly at night • ugly
Girls be like : "Why are boobs attractive? They are two balls of fat on a girls chest? Why can't all the other fat be attractive too?"
#true friendship is when you walk into their house and your wifi connects automatically.
Only your best friend understands that when you say "I saw my boyfriend today" you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist
i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days
i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations
don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just listen to music & stare out the window the entire time.
#CelebsPlayingWarcraft Guess which celebrities have World of Warcraft characters! bit.ly/1ncwDZp
How do u delete your feelings ?