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Only Minions™
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Excuse me, do you have raisins? How about a date?
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OMG I could retweet all of @MoreThanTweet tweets! I'm in love with them! I know if you follow them, you will be in love with them too!
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The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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I love you not because I need you, I need you because I love you
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you handle it.
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Well I’m here! What are your other two wishes?
5 of Britain’s Finest Beaches goo.gl/zcUap4
I'm not a photographer.....but I can picture us together.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"
You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.
Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes
12 Beauty and Fashion Travel Tips goo.gl/5927jY
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business
You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Beautiful.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?