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Thursday - officially voted the best day of the week to buy smoothies* *as voted by the innocent finance department.
If your GCSE results don't go exactly as you'd hoped, don't worry - there's always a career in social media to fall back on.
Good luck to everyone getting their GCSE results today. Here’s hoping all the spider diagrams and excessive highlighting paid off.
Oh, not Jordan, #GBBO. A very sad day for all admirers of interesting jumpers and other upper torso wear around the world.
Or for somebody to make some bread to look like Julie Andrews' face and call their showstopper 'Dough-Re-Mi' #WORKWITHUSHERE #GBBO
We just want Norman to make his showstopper the shape of the British Isles & call it The Norman Conquest. Is that so much to ask? #GBBO
#GBBO spin-off show idea - contestants run around an arena, trying to collect as many of Sue's blazers as possible. Title - Blazer Quest
Definitely think there needs to be a #GBBO spin-off show entirely dedicated to Sue's blazers. They should maybe call it 'Sue's Blazers'
People asking whether we're going to make some shameless bread puns during tonight's #GBBO. Well, we're not - and ciabatta believe it.
Great British Bake Off - where the definition of 'daring' is egg-wash #GBBO
#GBBO time. Expect a searing expose into Britain's insatiable obsession with structured reality TV. And tweets about cake and whatnot.
The innocent banana phone - past and present. pic.twitter.com/PmrWEGrGTw
If you want to play Snake without trading your phone in for a Nokia 3210, you can play a version of it here playsnake.org
Watch this GIF of the perfect game of Snake and then go and trade your smartphone in for a Nokia 3210 pic.twitter.com/DJfafTkSOK
No matter how frantic life gets, always remember this – you can’t rush toast.
Tim's joke was voted the best one-liner at this year's Edinburgh Fringe. You can see the other corkers here telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy…
All hail @RealTimVine, King of the #dadjoke, for this beauty "I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust."
Lovely tribute to Robin Williams in Shoreditch, by @Graffiti_Life pic.twitter.com/fkugLYKLKG
The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
Pixie - probably the world's saddest cat pic.twitter.com/YzVQujF2CJ
And if you don't know what THAT photo is, probably best not to look it up...