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Take me home and spoil me.
Only me, as far as I know, I'm special.
Crap, I just said all that in front of people.
It's deeply disturbing.
You seem immune to my charms. Fascinating.
Actually it's interesting, because you don't look at me with carnal fascination anymore.
You're thinking about it aren't you? You see; I wouldn't recommend it, I'm like walking heroin. Very habit-forming it never ends well.
Three strikes and you're out.
What do you desire more than anything else in this life?
People just like to tell me things.
Used a fake name and everything.
Why should I believe you?
People sometimes kill people with whom they're in love. The heart's mysterious, or so I'm told.
Lets be honest here you're not marrying this human stain because you're in love with him, are you?
So much for being the only one.
Are you never going to tell me the why or how of it?
You made those choices you have to live with it now.
God has nothing to do with your mess.
A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the
Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
Save me.
The world is cruel to a dreamer's heart.
How can you change the world if you can't change yourself?
Some people pay for friends, others earn them. More times people touch fire to remind that it burns them.
country, it's a soft drink.
Don't be afraid to fail, as long as you win in the long run.
Abundance lowers value
When you look back on the decisions you've made the one thing you don't want to feel is regret.
Gaining interest is easy. Keeping it; not so much.
If it happens once more I'm liable to commit murder.
I don't think you understand this whole 'I'll make it up to you, I'm sorry, give me one more chance I promise, it won't happen again,' stuff
I've seen where trust gets you.
Don't make me out to be some beggar when I just want what's mine.
Remember the butterflies you used to get? Complacency settled in well.
I stopped being like that when work took your life over, 'cos I don't like asking and you hardly ever offer.
Before you say there's no good ones left, make sure you're actually good; sometimes you attract the lifestyle you live.
I'm not weird. I won't stalk you, I just wanted to get to know you! And now I do, I have a foreboding sense of impending doom.
Haha you barely know me, how would you know if I were special.
I need one of those initiative-having bitches that let's me own 'em entirely.
A word of advice; if you think there's something lacking in your relationship, address it.
What drives value up? Scarcity and demand.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
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Tolerance is always important, it helps us overcome difficulties. Without it, small things irritate us and we overreact.
just look at the average television evangelist.
Confidence is the feeling you had before you knew better.
A friend in power is a friend lost.
Well I just think it's funny how...
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