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@7ue You are over qualified. Sorry.
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Haram has two meanings; forbidden & sacred. Choose one wisely.
It's only bothersome that you think that behaviour is permissible, when clearly if it were the other way round you would have vanished.
@7ue Philosophizing againYou missed the meetings with Socrates.You should have been born some 24 centuries agoTold you,you are overqualified
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@7ue You are asking Robinson Crusoe to give you a job on his no-man island? Be my Friday.
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@7ue Auf dein Gesundheit, German, meaning Cheers, Besalamati, Persian, meaning in you lame English language the same cheers. Time passes.
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In a world that runs on deceit, deception, and duplicity, the honest
Intimacy is rare. Hold on tight.
Ambition is the curse of the political class.
Just once I'd like to know it's real on both sides of the veil.
Details matter. It might be irrelevant, but it still has an impact.
If you don't like who I am beneath the bravado, unfollow & don't waste anymore time or energy.
There are certain moments you forget instantly, others stick with you for far too long after.
If the story doesn't make sense I won't be able to reconcile myself with it.
Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.
Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one's self.
do me a favour?
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one
Never argue with a fool...people may not be able to tell you apart.
been exhausted.
119 daily followers. 11 unfollowers. Crowdfire doesn't miss a trick - via
An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Labor disgraces no man, but often a man disgraces labor.
i'm just too lazy for this universe.
In order to obtain a loan, you must first prove that you don't need
If you cannot understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
He who would pursue revenge should first dig two graves.
Middle age is when you wonder if your warranty is running out.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
But officer, that's my medicinal bloody axe.
Not getting vaccinated is kind of like having a super power. You cough and a fetus goes blind.
complex, incomprehensible truth.
When his lips are moving.
Facts cannot prevail against faith, or adamant folly.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there
Experimentation is the mother of confusion.
Law remains long after justice flees.
In America, the Secretary of Agriculture catches hell for unmanageable
far healthier world.
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
Sleep hurts.
Murphy's Law: If it can go wrong, it the worst possible time
This is an ex-parrot.
It takes a lot of effort to make something like this work for both of us.
It only takes one match to burn a thousand trees.
She fucked a stranger? That bitch, doesn't she know? Probably can't remember.
It's easy to get lost but its harder to find yourself.
A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.
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