When people ask: "What could be better than having kids?!"
Squidward's finally hitting the right notes 💯D
Why this nigga always beefing
When you and bae go out to eat and get into an argument
This episode still gives me anxiety attacks
When someone gives me directions to their house and I get lost
"Can you please forgive me baby?"
When she's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets 😏T
Me at 3am vs. Me in the morning
When people see me in real life
When you're about to bomb a test you didnt study for and hear gun shots in the hallway
When your teacher calls you up to do a group presentation and no one from your group is there
When you see something you want and it calls your name
Making moves in the lean market 😤z
When you have to pee vs. When you finally get to pee
When your extremely stressed out but you keep a positive attitude because you know this too shall pass
My nigga always had new hoes 💯5
Saturday nights vs. Sunday mornings
Would you run over your friends with your car for $1,000,000?