Gas is $4.39 a gallon & girls still think we're coming over to just "chill."
Things You Should Be Comfortable Doing In Front Of Your Man pic.twittter.us/1d5IQFG
Next time your friend is drunk, switch his/her mom's number with their girlfriend/boyfriend's.
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa..... ( -_-)
Honey, You're 12. Blow bubbles, Not niggas
Most Expensive Celeb Splurges pic.twittter.us/1by40Ou
Call Of Duty, keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003.
Guess the Celebrity TBT pic.twittter.us/1d17yah
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!"
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Because some people need instructions for everything pic.twitter.com/3APqQrm9RT
Drinks: $50. Dinner: $80. Hotel room $240. The look on his face when she said "I'm on my period": Priceless
Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
Signs he just isnt into you pic.twittter.us/18xFg7Z
BOY: "Why do you straighten your hair?" GIRL: "Because it makes it longer." DOCTOR: "Okay tell me again how you burned your penis."
Reasons why people are happy pic.twittter.us/1d5Jl2H
Everyone knows a douche that wears a Tapout shirt to school.
I may look calm, but in my head I've already killed you 3 times, AND hid the body.
The 5 Best Celebrity Relationships pic.twittter.us/1hKv7s6
Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus?and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?
7 Most Expensive Cars on the Planet pic.twittter.us/17Dpo5M
Why can?t rappers just say nice things? Like, ?I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice."
Naughtiest Cartoon Characters Youll NEVER Forget!!! pic.twittter.us/1ew2nkO
STUDENT + DYING = STUDYING.
That's gayer then 2 unicorns having crazy sparkly buttsex on a enchanted rainbow.
I think a lot, but I don't say much.
10 Insane Ways Race Still Shapes Society pic.twittter.us/IJq0e5
Change your Facebook name to 'Only YourMother'... then click Like on annoying people's statuses. "Only YourMother likes your status"
Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?
11 year old kids making Twitter accounts and shit... The f you gonna tweet about?! "Just leaving day care, about to go play outside..."
Friendzoned to the Max pic.twittter.us/1dkWto5
I hate when people compare Eminem to God. I mean, he's good, but he's no Eminem.
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Come here little bug let me kill you...OH SHIT IT FLIES!
Top 7 Most Followed Twitter Accounts in the World pic.twittter.us/1hfmb04
"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."
GHETTO WET FLOOR SIGN: Caution, Bitches be trippin'.
Celebrities Without Makeup! pic.twittter.us/1aRDd0Q
We found Dove in a soapless place.
The impressive part of Jeremy Lin is he's doing all this with his eyes closed.
Anyone would cry in the presence of a ring like that. pic.twitter.com/wCp8XZRT1Z
I hate when people snapchat me as soon as I turn my lights off ??