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PEYTON MANNING REVEALS HIS SECRET OF HOW HE THREW THE MOST TOUCHDOWN PASSES OF ALL TIME. #DENvsSAN pic.twitter.com/kyqE2riEjI
CONGRATS TO PEYTON MANNING ON BECOMING THE ALL TIME LEADER IN TOUCHDOWN PASSES AND JOINING THE ILLUMINATI.
OBAMA HAS 5 LETTERS. EBOLA HAS 5 LETTERS. THAT'S ENOUGH PROOF TO DETERMINE THAT OBAMA CREATED EBOLA.
If you arent following @Zilliamson then your parents don't know how to raise a child.
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It's been almost two weeks now and still no signs of @yesbuddy3. Do you not know how to read a map? pic.twitter.com/JOw8VG1zzH
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"Pussy Ass Nigga Bitch" These lyrics speak to my soul, Thank you Lil Wayne.
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I can't stand when guys get all moist and tweet about being lonely. Like dude, there's local singles in your area dying to meet you
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ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT FOR MORE FUNNY SNAPCHAT STORIES FAM "illuminati_stop" pic.twitter.com/XZcEmkbGkF
OBAMA'S PLANS FOR FIGHTING EBOLA IN THE UNITED STATES
OBAMA'S PLANS FOR FIGHTING EBOLA IN THE UNITED STATES: pic.twitter.com/qbHUqinhJY
Me: Obama, when's the last time you sacrificed 17 bunnies to the Illuminati? Obama: ^^
Me: Obama, when's the last time you sacrificed 17 bunnies to the Illuminati? Obama: pic.twitter.com/Dzql7nZ0KQ
WHAT IF EBOLA WAS CREATED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO DISTRACT US SO THEY CAN GO PLAY GOLF OR SOMETHING
WHY'S EVERYONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT EBOLA? WHAT WE SHOULD WORRY ABOUT IS SATANIC ILLUMINATI TRIANGLES THAT COME FROM BEYONCÉ MUSIC VIDEOS.
AFTER 3 DECADES, THE ROYALS ARE GOING TO THE DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS. THIS IS THEIR NEW LOGO. #Royals #ALWildcard pic.twitter.com/haXLhZ2V6a
THE FIRST CASE OF THE EBOLA VIRUS HAS NOW BROKEN OUT IN THE U.S. THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION FOR THIS... pic.twitter.com/0DIXTJRDpO
Any of you guys remember this?
SORRY THE ILLUMINATI KILLED ME BUT IM BACK NOW
THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN IS LOOKING UNUSUAL TODAY. pic.twitter.com/Qfyg7dnHG3
DEREK JETER'S WALK OFF SINGLE IN HIS FINAL HOME GAME HAS ONLY ONE EXPLANATION... #RE2PECT #Captain pic.twitter.com/HwyFS2VmRW
FAV IF U LOVE PIZZA ROLLS/THINK OBAMA IS THE ILLUMINATI LEADER AND SACRIFICED THE DINOSAURS TO SATAN.
ANYONE EVER NOTICE THIS ILLUMINATI SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE IN THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY? pic.twitter.com/wPm66VA686
@AndyRuther is the rudest, nastiest, most inappropriate comedic genius on Twitter, definitely worth a follow!
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Anyone who uses the term "bae" should be forced to move to North Korea.
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I love that there was already a sport called football & Americans were like “fuck this” we're making our own football with convicted felons.
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If "Teen Mom" was called "Dumb Cunt Whores" we'd have less teen mom's. #TheMoreYouKnow
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MONDAY HAS 6 LETTERS. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS 6 LETTERS? OBAMA. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
AWE ADORABLE PHOTO OF BARACK OBAMA HOLDING A BABY! pic.twitter.com/rSlfWV5200
SUCH A SWEET PICTURE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS FAMILY! pic.twitter.com/nSNPuBE1jl