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christopher godbee
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"Lord , give these DBs enough intelligence to realize that they can't guard me...." @juliojones_11
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When the food you hid goes missing and nobody knows who ate it
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When you see somebody putting a chicken nugget underneath your sink
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I keep finding a chicken nugget under my sink and nobody knows how it gets there...
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When your mom come home and you weren't supposed to be outside πŸ˜‚πŸŒšRsa
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When you not tryna get jumped πŸ’€βœŒοΈπŸƒ W@youfunnyby@LeanandCuisinenBw
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This shit accurate though πŸ˜‚οΏ½HE
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A quick chicken nugget update 😳�IC
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waiting till your parents leave the room to go back to sleep #youfunnyb
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This gets funnier and funnier everytime I watch it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@LeanandCuisineC@youfunnybu22hUr2n
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When you get a 20 piece from mcdonalds and they only give you one sauce vine.co/v/eilelTMWZZn
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LMAOOOO WAIT FOR IT IM DEAD πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€οΏ½Jko87X
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Coming soon to Dalston: @PYTBurger, with burgers made with deep-fried pizzas, cereal & donuts. bit.ly/1VWOsKK
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who ever photoshopped this...omg😩😍l9k
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When people stare at me because I smell like weed
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