me @ weddings, work, family reunions, kickbacks, parties, church
when you're on your 295th selfie attempt & still trying to refuse the fact that you're ugly & today's not your day 😭J
When you make noodles with bottled water instead of sink water
when ur telling a story and u get interrupted for the tenth time
couldn't have said it any better
things to ask instead of "wyd" 🙄O
snapchat front facing camera vs. the regular iPhone front facing camera
when you single and stress free
"What do you want your future to look like?"
me: *stubs my toe*
me for an entire week:
"we can't talk anymore"
"you gotta smart mouth"
"i don't think this gonna work"
"i don't like ur attitude"