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John Hodgman
Was just checking if my hero @DAVID_LYNCH was still inexplicably following me and discovered this heartbreaker: twitter.com/DAVID_LYNCH/st…
Finally, @hodgman will be in Philly on a night we can go. It's been too long. ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEv… #fb
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BIRMINGHAM: On Sept. 7, @hodgman & I will make your wildest dreams come true (provided said dreams are seeing us at @BottletreeCafe at 9pm.)
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Based on recent photographs, it appears that @hodgman is slowly morphing into a young C. Everett Coop.
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Just snatched tix to @hodgman for his dream-like return to the mythical City of Chicago @UpComedyClub! Beyond excited! AND YOU SHOULD TOO.
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@hodgman if you want to see your hat again, turn 90 degrees to your right. pic.twitter.com/mZMKri7NEF
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The JJHO Pioneer Valley Justice Club meetup is meeting in session at the Voo.
RT @jaztupelo: Judge John @hodgman has opened his own appeal on the @malsbury and @mcelmoyl lottery ticket case.… instagram.com/p/sX4xyhGbq0/
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Video: Thanks to Sam and Trip and Ed and all who came by the Food Court meetup and especially to... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PbunZq
Thanks to Sam and Trip and Ed and all who came by the Food Court meetup and especially to @FreshBananasHea. I'm sorry the spot on my lens looks like a fly on your cheek. See you all at the Rendezvous in Turner's Falls, MA tomorrow at 2.
Photo: I am here with @FreshBananasHea. He says “take a spotted banana, they’re sweeter.” tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PbgDXv
I am here with @FreshBananasHea. He says "take a spotted banana, they're sweeter."
Where buzz marketing professional @FreshBananasHea meets polar opposite @hodgman. Expect magnetic issues in the area for a time.
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Attn @FreshBananasHea and all JJHO listeners. GPS estimates my ETA at Southbound Kennebunk svc plaza at 3:42 PM. Updates To come.
Judge @hodgman rules against the creation of a museum of human arm skins nyti.ms/1lAktd4
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@hodgman If you're collecting Zipper photos, here's one from the midway at the 2011 Big E. pic.twitter.com/y1KQQDWHgV
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@elgordodiablo: @hodgman @DaveLabedz Just need Michael Bay to re-make Short Cuts to bring Carver to a new generation” WANT PRODUCER CREDIT
Of course Hello Kitty is a cat. Don't let Sanrio get into your head like this. Shake it off.
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1. Put your hands in the box 2. Remind yourself that fear is the mind-killer 3. Perhaps you are the Kwisatz Haderach pic.twitter.com/IK4iDN1yua
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In the next 24 hours we shall see Justice and Fresh bananas team up. @hodgman and @FreshBananasHea Noone knows what will happen next!
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@tceraulo: @hodgman I love the Zipper pic.twitter.com/ipGNQWYmpq” beautiful. You can almost hear the vomit.
@kgutierr: @hodgman [I] find the headline 'Hodgman Killed By Careless Killer Carnie!' awesome" it is my destiny: openletters.net/001016/hodgman…
If you ride 1 ride at the Blue Hill Fair ride the Zipper. You get your own personal cage and are spun around by a silent man with doll eyes.
I think it's possible the carnies operating the rides at the Blue Hill fair didn't actually care if we lived or died.
Photo: Welcome to my new band name and first (and last) album cover. tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PXvX47
Welcome to my new band name and first (and last) album cover.
First saw @hodgman read @BookPeople w/40 people, @jonathancoulton, & walkie-talkies. Excited to see him again at the Paramount next month
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I'm touring with @hodgman for a bit. The #fun starts next Friday in Durham, NC! More info soon. #PaperAirplaneSeminar #GoingDeep
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Photo: Some pig. (at Blue Hill Fairgrounds) tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PWoBGj
Photo: Some pig. (at Blue Hill Fairgrounds) tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PWo5Mb
Photo: If your kids are thinking Guardians of the Galaxy for Halloween, get to the Blue Hill fair fast. (at... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PWhLUv
If your kids are thinking Guardians of the Galaxy for Halloween, get to the Blue Hill fair fast.
Guys, why haven't I been listening to The Thrilling Adventure Hour this whole time?
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Attn: @FreshBananasHea and JJHO listeners. Looks like I'll be hitting Kennebunk around 3/3:30. Work for you? Cc @RayRouthier
Now re-airing our segment with @hodgman where he judges (kinda harshly) your jokes on air. wnyc.org/story/john-hod… pic.twitter.com/uUaXoTMpZF
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The Western MA meet up is going to be at 2PM on Sunday, not 1PM, because I have to drop someone off at the... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PV4O2X
If that @Mobute piece occasionally makes brain hurty, read the killer final line for a précis rollingstone.com/politics/news/…
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We appreciate anyone who listens to and likes Brill Bruisers, but you would really be doing us a solid if you bought it, old school style.
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Photoset: joekeatinge: Happy 97th Birthday, Jack Kirby. Your party favor is 170 of his double page... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PUxvkt
Photo: The government doesn’t want you to move the cairns. ASK YOURSELF: WHY? tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PT9SaZ
The government doesn't want you to move the cairns. ASK YOURSELF: WHY?
@oliviawilde: Everything I know about the stock market is from watching Trading Places.” PORK BELLIES
Photo: I ordered a new remote for this old 1992 TV I found and someone at newremotecontrol.com of... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1PSkMAS