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@Kouban: @hodgman Is your tumblr background Dick Cavett with a fencing foil?”//What else COULD it be?
Photo: .@PFTompkins tries out my X-ray specs. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkq_4QP
Photo: Yeah. Who IS killing them seals? tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkqzZwj
STORAGE WARS meets Lucky Guy. I appraise all typewriters they find! Hanx say.ly/IKF5O3y
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I'm doing monologues at @ASSSSCATNYC tonight. Prepare to hear at least some of the stories I've already told. There are only so many! #fb
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Photo: bexfinch: Paul F. Thompkins (at Pork Slope) tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkqY-rk
Photoset: odios: sciencefiction:These are fictional magazine covers from Blade Runner. They were created by... tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkqYOA5
Photoset: whitewhine: Happy Mother’s Day! From WhiteWhine’s worst children tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkqWkYA
Sausage egg and cheese fried rice at @taldebrooklyn is my whole life now
So much fun performing in @ThrillingAdv at @BellHouseNY tonight. If you've never seen the show, it's about demons. pic.twitter.com/vIgL99Y5qd
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Via @BoingBoing & @doctorow, I like this video, but the narrator is a computer, right? Why can't she say "burrito?" boingboing.net/2013/05/10/how…
@vbagosy: "@TheDailyShow: "Gold -- it's no beryllium"--hodgman. Au has 5 energy levels for electrons Be only needs 2”//NOTED
Winston Churchill's mother was born in Brooklyn.
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Uh oh. Looks like someone leaked the algorithm. nflx.it/11Zzea8
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Community coming back for Season Five! (I think we all can agree on why was missing in Season Four, am I right?)
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I've an extra ticket for tomorrow's sold out @ThrillingAdv (7:30 @BellHouseNY ). Will trade for a 6-pk of Squeezits. @PFTompkins @hodgman
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Photo: fragmentsfromabasement: dickflix: Dennis Hopper & John Huston Oh nothing much just Dennis Hopper and... tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkfENw1
Photo: merlin: apocalypanties: whoooaaaaoaoa I. Just. What. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkeEELy
@rluxford: @hodgman OK. As long as it doesn't involve costumes.”// I SEE YOUR GAME NOW.
@rluxford: please tell me "Muskrat Love" isn't in the set.”/might as well say my ashford and Simpson tribute band shouldn't play "Solid"
@rluxford: But please tell me "Muskrat Love" isn't part of the set.”/WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
@rluxford: @hodgman Who sings lead on "Do That To Me One More Time"?”//Hint: IT SURE ISN'T THE CAPTAIN
@krissyt67: @hodgman OMG. Suddenly I find myself watching Muskrat Love on Youtube. youtu.be/xBYV_7a0FQs" //WELCOME TO MY THURSDAY
Photo: David Rees and I have a Captain and Tennille tribute band. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkdzSk3
Photo: More creepy facial hair statues. At the Birchmere in Alexandria, VA tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkdzRjk
Photo: Nutmegger, please. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkdxVI_
Photo: Lego Mark Twain in Connecticut. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkdx9pb
Photo: I met Jack at a VIP pre show reception in Hartford. He works at an insurance company. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkdwEac
I'll stop doing this soon, I'm just really into my Lennon cosplay right now. #1967 pic.twitter.com/YvCMNnYMun
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Photo: everythinginthesky: Shorpy Historical Photo Archive: Batman: 1966 Job of a lifetime.  tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkcZGf9
Photo: everythinginthesky: Shorpy Historical Photo Archive: Holy Coffee Mugs! Batman and Robin (Adam West... tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkcYYXP
Adam Savage & John Hodgman | City Arts & Lectures bit.ly/nerdsummit
Adam Savage and I will BE CONVERSANT ON STAGE on 5/29 in SF. Details=bit.ly/nerdsummit
Besides his smarts and writing, the best part about @dcbigjohn is his church-of-satan swag. washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalc…
Go ahead, follow @dcbigjohn right now, and read what he's writing late tonight. John is on to something you should read.
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But it doesn't exactly feel NECESSARY, right? Ugh. OK I'll go see it.
I don't wish to be mean to the talented people who worked on Gatsby of course.
.@PFTompkins's jacket tries hard, but it cannot compete with @alisonbrie. WATCH COMMUNITY TONIGHT ON TV tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkazb-r
I think vampires will love the great gatsby because they have time to waste on a 2.5 hour thought experiment.
Photo: browsethestacks: George Scarmoutzos And Lee Marble George Scarmoutzos And Lee Marble Reading A Comic... tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkawqhN
Photo: browsethestacks: Love & Rockets’ Luba And Maggie As Batman And Robin by Gilbert And Jaime Hernandez tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkao2VK
My cab driver not only answered his phone on speaker while driving, but it is an auto-survey about politics, and he's RESPONDING.
@kadavy: In Brooklyn I have yet to witness @hodgman quarreling with Jason Schwartzman, and that disappoints me.”//I love him too much
Whoever "devilduck" and "zoomar" are, they are speaking my language. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkXpjHr
Audio: Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 109, “The Seating Arraignment” is now POSTED FOR PUBLIC REVIEW. In... tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkXWray
SECRET SOCIETIES have been banned at Oberlin since 1937 tmblr.co/ZVV4wwkXAccd