I took this selfie in the cathedral and didn't see the devil and angel of Instagram on my shoulders until I developed it. Hashtag miracle hashtag conversion experience.
These two always chilling under the stairs.
The hand and the light and the shrimp toast. Courtesy the incredibly gracious Joe Beef, @dwmassoni, and especially @bryanpetroff THANK YOU
Who else got laughy tears along with their ASMRs at the end of @MBMBaM
Found that @boingboing #12 in print from 1994 that I lost.
Only 1981 Starlog remembers that, without Greatest American Hero, we would have suffered a reign of Enos for 1000 years.
I can't tell you what @monastiraki is doing to my head right now.
Get at @monastiraki immediately for the best DYNAMITE collection I've ever seen.
Judge John Hodgman live at @the_wilbur in Boston. PRESALE begins at noon. Johnhodgman.com/tour is your destiny.
Come get your reliable Mirkin's cards at @essentialscolette please.
Attention @markcadams I found Atlantis in Northampton MA
Sleeping with wet hair is working out.
John Hodgman Reads Poetry While Being Slam Dunked Over #GethHeadsContest #2CGS
Pulling ahead by 1%!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!? DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!? I LOVE YOU! ccbookawards.com/voting-5-6-gra…
I forgot about this crazy night at @shelburne_falls_bowling_alley
Nanny state. That said, every business should have free popcorn. Lawyers. Surgeons. Undertakers. All of them.
Waiting on that oil change and coolant flush like
At the @LastWeekTonight
studio after @Lin_Manuel
spat fire over some montunos. Hope this helps cause some change 🇵�YP
the time john olliver, john darnielle, and john hodgman met
went IN for PR and invited me.
Fwd this to your representatives won't you?
twitter is reminding us our 4am tweets are NOT EFFECTIVE.