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Richard K Herring
comedian 136,724 followers
Two tickets available for @Herring1967 RHLSTP tomorrow night with #GregDavies and #Alexisayle Anyone interested? A shame to waste them
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Tomorrow's RHLSTP sold out, so get tickets for 10th where my guests will be @prodnose (Danny Baker)+ @JosieLong
12:00 Just a Minute: Nicholas Parsons with Sheila Hancock, Richard Herring, Josie Lawrence and Paul Merton.
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It's really good RT @NewHumanist: Get a six-month subscription to New Humanist magazine for just £1…
Should clarify that I am playing the weeny venue here.
To be honest it's rare to play a big venue like this and not be treated like an inconvenience. Staff here are human beings and nice ones
Both nights sold out so I am not even sucking up.
There's lots of other great places but nowhere beats Bristol. Great audiences too (don't let me down tonight).
Absolutely loving all the staff at the Colston Hall: friendly, efficient and funny. Bristol is the best! Sorry everywhere else.
True RT @AKDunbar: @Herring1967 @neilsmith2202 but of course the snooker is a serious sporting venture, not a comedic one.
Apparently I have at least 3 more jokes than I thought. Feeling pretty good about myself
Damn, no RT @neilsmith2202: @Herring1967 is there a snooker table there as well then?
In Cheddar Caves Costa, reading about Rasputin. If I just had my cock out I would have all my comedic subjects covered. (Or uncovered)
Bristol sold out tonight and tomorrow but ring Colston Hall for returns. Still tickets for Nottingham Glee on Thursday
Saturday catch-up: Did you vote in the Chortle Awards yet? All the nominees are here:
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Me and @LouSanders are on Fubar radio right now. You get a free trial, but use the code LOUS for more time!
That's meant to be earhole! Ah well. Listen in in 10! RT @FubarRadio: Up from 1: @Herring1967 and @LouSanders ripping you a new arsehole
Good. It was a serious question RT @jokeisntfunny: It is stated that a lot of people were breaking the first two rules.
How did all those people in the film find out about Fight Club?
I do love that the Fight Club joke is seemingly immortal. This stuff never gets old.
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule is you do not tweet about Fight Club #21stcenturyrules
@Herring1967 don't dream too small, you should aim to sell out the Wolves Molineux stadium - you only need to sell another 29850 tickets
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4 years ago I maybe had 200 in wolves but last year more like 100. I have reversed the trend. On my way back, ma!