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Hamish & Andy
We’ve come up with a great way for you and a friend to save money on car parking. Note: It may not be legal. hamishandandy.com/2014/how-save-…
I’ve just told Ham I’ll dupe him by the end of the day. He's written on his hand ‘Watch out for dupe’ as a reminder. It won’t be enough. A
Legal Soccer Move: Find a tall man with afro. Cut a bowl shape into his afro. Chip the ball in. Run ball into goal. pic.twitter.com/63qgjNPsTv
The Bachelor: "I felt like we were the only 2 people on earth". Thats horrible. Your whole family just vanished & you're drinking champers.H
“I sense there will be a fight” -Clairvoyant (when we asked her to use her powers & tell the plot of the top secret Batman vs Superman film)
It turns out you can ring any business at all and get them to host a kids party: hamishandandy.com/2014/do-you-do…
We’re thinking of opening a store that offers tablets that make you ever so slightly sick if you want to skip work & need a legit excuse.
Instead of paying a $2 ATM fee why not get cookies and cash out at Maccas? Is it just us or is this real genius?
Hamish lied that we're the same height as Michael Jordan. If someone could hack his wiki to make him 194cm, then cheers.
On today's show we learnt of a guy who went to prison for forging autographs. This has not deterred Hamish from selling Timomatics one bit.
Ignore that last tweet guys, you can now download "truth eagle" the song as your ringtone. H hamishandandy.com/2014/download-…
People say "face the music" like it's bad, but music is usually great. Unless it's Hame singing this. A soundcloud.com/hamishandandy/…
We're searching for an enigma on the show but anyone who puts themselves forth is immediately less enigmatic. It's been tough.
An artists impression of what Hamish looks like on his Truth Eagle blowing things Wide Open. It's close. pic.twitter.com/oH5w31UfsX
You’d think that if you blew up a gold coloured watch like this: hamishandandy.com/2014/cursed-wa… ...It wouldn’t survive. You’d be wrong!
We wonder whether you could book a restaurant under the name ‘Shifty McNoshow’?
Today on the show, I accidentally let Ham pad for 6 mins before realising he had nothing to say. He then claimed to run out of time. Sorry.
After centuries of wondering, today we finally see who has bigger hands, Vince Colosimo or Jordan: hamishandandy.com/2014/colossal-…
Do you know Vince Colosimo? We need his hands (preferably attached for his sake). This is as weird as it sounds. #HappyHour
We just made a giant mistake!! But who would you have said has more friends on Facebook? Favourite - David Copperfield RT - Cops (TV show)
Maccas would admit the McDLT in the 80's was it's worst burger idea. And ad. Must watch: hamishandandy.com/2014/worst-bur…
Just before the weekend, Andy wants to introduce everyone to a new pickup move called ‘The Teledex’. "No one single as of Monday”, said Andy
Timomatic autographs! Geeeeet ya Timomatic autographs!! The limited 'kiss' edition is available until 4pm, only at: hamishandandy.com/2014/buy-timom…
Ever heard of the app Meowchat? us neither, but Hame is now on it as a guy called @Blimpy till 6pm. Then @Blimpy retires.
A sad day for the world. We once got to witness the great man's brilliance in the flesh. pic.twitter.com/7gIMxv76H6
Ben’s been whistling this tune without knowing what it is: soundcloud.com/hamishandandy/… It’s annoyed him for 3 months & us for 1hr. Can you help?
There’s good reason we’ve never shown you #UltimateWingman outtakes. See that reason: hamishandandy.com/2014/ultimate-… #GapYearSouthAmerica now on DVD
Today on the show we combine two of our greatest loves: bingo and sausages. Don't be confused, just be listening….
Idea: a TV show called ‘The Shoulder’ where Andy lurks outside The Bachelor mansion & offers to console girls that have been rejected. H
We never thought a sombrero made of coasters would come up this good. Congrats Levi. We're commissioning another one. pic.twitter.com/VUCXd465GD
What a season! Thanks heaps for watching guys. And it's out tomorrow on DVD and iTunes! #GapYearSouthAmerica pic.twitter.com/KaGAx2NMp5
Andy couldn’t believe just how tasty that Bull’s penis was! #CulturalEating #GapYearSouthAmerica pic.twitter.com/hoQfnA9Uk1
That my friends... is how to win an office chair race (assisted by a pack of dogs). #GapYearSouthAmerica pic.twitter.com/5OhXtJ3VwB
Luckily, the tribe leader took me seriously while I experienced the worst pain of my life. H #GapYearSouthAmerica pic.twitter.com/gM9RfF979r
It’s an epic season finale guys! Tune in to Ch9 in 10mins... Hope you enjoy! #GapYearSouthAmerica pic.twitter.com/jyD9Z35R2D
"Beware the Anaconda! ...Pirañas!!" they yelled. “Yes, we’re panicking!” we cried. #GapYearSouthAmerica 8.30pm Ch9. pic.twitter.com/g0JWBSxfPv
I barely noticed, but apparently Ham was experiencing the most pain the human body is capable of. A Tonight 8.30! pic.twitter.com/jrSiy9Gwf0
Those saying I've had a bad run compared to Ham on Gap Year. Tonight's finale might change your mind. #GapYear 8.30pm pic.twitter.com/rLH4j4DQNB
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Wooden kayak and Zorb ball; two equally traditional ways of travelling The Amazon. #GapYearSouthAmerica Tues 8.30 Ch9 pic.twitter.com/XAJtpbcyvI
Andy says he's tougher than Mick Gatto & can prove it. I’ll be surprised if he lives till 3pm to tell the story if Mick gets word of this. H
OMG! We just drove through a boom gate!! But it's not what you think: hamishandandy.com/?p=13859 #Drivewaying
On the hierarchy of clowns, does the more senior person wear bigger shoes or a bigger bow tie?
There's been some great covers of Not Giving In by @RudimentalUk. But ours at hamishandandy.com tops the lot! #ThePeoplesIslandSessions
Not since we sailed a tall ship through a hurricane have we felt such anticipation to step on land. #ThePeoplesIsland pic.twitter.com/vgJvQdl34W
Buying The People’s Island has to be the pinnacle of our radio careers! Meet your island at hamishandandy.com pic.twitter.com/7XrV0DlqYH
When our gold watches hit 3pm it's time for business... we’ll venture out to The People's Island behind us! pic.twitter.com/ZQvqyuWp3p