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This is on us. Silence from Congress has become quiet endorsement of those whose minds unhinge and veer toward mass violence.
- NEVER agreed with the man more strongly. Sir, this gun owner is with you 1000%
Half of Twitter suddenly went silent an hour ago when it was revealed the #UCC
shooter was a "conservative Republican." #UCCShooting
When, exactly, do we have to pay the price for electing a Congress full of unsophisticated zealots with no motive or ability to govern?
"Our thoughts and prayers are not enough." - President Obama
How dare Obama cite decades of data and longitudinal research and facts. Typical libtard.
I would like to do a video interview with @justinbieber
in which I argue that going to Taco Bell does, in fact, make you a taco.
"If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco."
My life has been changed.
and I talk virtual reality, immersive social media and "two worlds theory":
The TSA Universal Enrollment application takes these hair and eye color options pretty seriously...
Cybernetic Fish cannot be stopped. #drawing #art #artist #doodle
Hope it's not longer than 24 hours. Otherwise we'd never get the chance. twitter.com/michellemalkin…
Republican accidentally tells the truth about the latest Benghazi investigation ow.ly/ST399
It's October! Time to get ready for Halloween with new header artwork.
Remember our 2014 web series "Heltzel's View"?
Well, it's on IMDb!
If you enjoyed it, go give it a 5 star rating! :)
Disney purchases the second largest volume of explosives of any organization in the United States.
It is beat out only by the US Military.
Rush Limbaugh says water on Mars is a left wing conspiracy and untrue ow.ly/SQ8lJ
The words "Colleague", "acquaintance", and "Associate" are real words, please use them,everyone shouldn't be categorized as your friend...
I liked your tweets better when I thought you were good looking.
If you've ever seen one of those hilarious romantic comedies directed by David Lynch. You know all there is to know about marriage.
Well it turns out a "flash sale" is not what I thought it was at all.
Y'all are gonna act like Kim Davis' lawyers didn't also claim 100,000 Peruvians showed up to pray for her in Lima? In Lima PERU?
Someone said developing new jokes is like raising a kid.
I assume when they don't like how babies are turning out they throw them away.
Pro-Lifers Embarrassed By Planned Parenthood Hearing: It Was A ‘GOP Freak Show’ freakoutnation.com/2015/09/even-p… #StandWithPP
supporters. If you can't sell your man without tearing down a woman, maybe he's not quite the man you're selling him as.
Next door to Delhi, mob kills 50-year-old, injures son over ‘rumours’ they ate beef shar.es/17KQ9c
|welcome to Modi India.
BAM! --> Hobby Lobby cited as justification for nullifying waiting periods for abortions:
This is just absurd. Kim Davis received AN AWARD for her lawbreaking bigotry ow.ly/SNds9
Check out this liberal making sense... it's shocking
Marlon Brando typing with his cat in 1954.
"I still write on a typewriter. I love the feel of it."
"Ugh, too cold and impersonal. I use an old fountain pen."
"Cuneiform or GTFO."
Help finance my new movie, "A Complete Lack of Original Ideas vs. Zombies".
Everything makes sense now twitter.com/interneteh/sta…
Calling all my relatives to make sure my MeMaw doesn't subscribe to Romantic Times Magazine. #yesicallhermemaw
Just because I'm sitting alone at the bar does not mean I want to hear about your cats.
My personal trainer, @body_tailor , or a field mouse? Who knows... They #lookthesame to me.... #fitness #body #aesthetics #fieldmice #muscle #health #inspiration #mousespiration
I think my personal trainer is secretly a field mouse...
Most absurd headline of the week? Saudi Arabia is heading a key UN human rights panel. ow.ly/SF7s9
How to save/to not hurt my heart? & What would I do if the thing makes me… — Find some new things to make you happy. l.ask.fm/igoto/45DKECN7…
"The truth is good enough. Stick to it."
--my attempt to explain why it's harmful to call everything "violence":
Asked a friend how his cruise went. "Well, I didn't throw up," he said. This is now my measurement of success for everything.
Donald Trump tells us his bankruptcies were for businesses he ran, not personal ones. To make us feel better about him running the country.
A young right-winger tweeted to me about radicals & strife among "leftists".
The myopia of this group is astounding.
Remember when people would worry that TV was raising our children?
Thank God the Internet came along and straightened that shit out.
How to recover fast? — Sleep soundly and eat nutritious food. l.ask.fm/igoto/45DKECN7…