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Greg Stevens
It was only a matter of time...right-winger blames Obama for the failures of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell ow.ly/BYEI6
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LOL. Poor Amtrack. That's awkward. RT: @eaweiss Confused by mathematical symbols since 1971. pic.twitter.com/Hwaf43WsJv
A great read for former Latin students and language nerds. RT @DotGeek: Inside the evolution of a dead language ift.tt/1qOff8Q
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I explain how Latin words for "blog" and "world wide web" happen in my new article for the @dailydot: dailydot.com/geek/latin-mod… #language #geek
Just passed my 4000th tweet -- an arbitrary moment enhanced by base-ten. Thanks to all for interest in these mental musings.
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So @justmartindale wore jeans. And a T-shirt. With sleeves. Or as it's known at a pool party - the gay burka.
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Look at all the trash at the People's Climate March. Also, look at the garbage! youtube.com/watch?v=ejo5Ep…
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There's really nothing quite like the feeling of seeing a good actor do a great job delivering lines you wrote. 😝😝😝
Conservatives LOVE to bully & blame the victim, & will then always claim the victim is the "REAL Bully" if they should dare to fight back.
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The Tea Party claims they're peaceful protestors. Here they are protesting a cow tax: #whiteprivilege #Ferguson #p2 pic.twitter.com/dhBSPMgaEc
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My cat is sad because Franz Kafka called from beyond the grave and said he wants his paranoid existentialism back. pic.twitter.com/oUfhGjtQ8F
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My cat is sad because he just wants your extra time, and your kiss. pic.twitter.com/Offzmb6Bkk
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I would have been such a slutty teenage girl and it would have been amazing.
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I hear at Ello, every message is a ray of pure energy that heals small children and puppies. If the chidren & puppies got invites,
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When a football player skips on the field, it's cool...but when I do it on the street, it's awkward?? Hypocrites :-p
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This guy just said "velvet shorts" and "mobile drag bag" but it's a Trader Joe's parking lot so I still can't tell if he's gay or hipster.
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Albert Einstein applied 15 times before finally getting accepted to "Dancing With the Stars." #inspirationaltweet
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Research has shown me that only White people believe their Freedom of Speech is being violated when they get fired for mouthing off.
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Of all the pop songs about the Winnebago myth of the invention of the butthole, "Wakjąkága" by @mc_frontalot is probably my favorite.
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Pizza Hut announces new pizza. Its crust is filled with everything. We live in the crust. The crust is the Universe. Only $9.99.
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Sometimes I feel morose & unloved. Then I realize I'm merely tired: we're bags of chemicals, there is no free will... & I feel much better.
Fox calls female pilot "boobs on the ground" who couldn't park her airplane. Part of right-wing outreach to women? ow.ly/BYC46
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Did you see Bill O'Reilly's "plan" to defeat ISIS? ow.ly/BUznf
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All the things going on with the U.S. and you're outraged by the President saluting while holding a latte = You are well trained.
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These three savagely attacked a gay couple in Philly. Get it right, Fox News: This is what real thugs look like. pic.twitter.com/GZfg3Ffwi7
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It's Wednesday and I'm not wearing pink
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This is some funny shit... oops I mean "good advice": pic.twitter.com/F6JDVWTO28
Did Jesus exist, not as the son of God, but even as a real person? Check this out... ow.ly/BRkSO
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Two men injured in a #September11 terrorist attack on U.S. soil this year: advocate.com/philadelphia/2… Three terrorists charged, in custody.
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#ItsFallBecause 23.5 degree axial tilt... and apparently my friends in Australia and Argentina don't matter YOU PREJUDICED TWITTER BIGOTS.
.@140elect #TCOT outrage!! ....oops no not that time, sorry. pic.twitter.com/yqOx6yqcmf
people say "garbage person" now as a put-down but what if you are a literal garbage person made of garbage i can't help what i am
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Can I be honest? I don't see how the claim "the mess in the Mid East is our fault!" is even remotely related to whether war is needed now.
It got a lot easier to be a liberal once being pro-war became part of the platform.
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White Twitter vs Black Twitter Gay Twitter vs Straight Twitter Tall Twitter vs Short Twitter Red Twitter vs Blue Twitter --Dr. Seuss
Wouldn't it be cool if the next political scandal involved an actual gate? Because then it could be called "Gate-gate".