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The GOP can't have the same view on women's rights as Islamic extremist groups and not expect to be called out on it: vox.com/2015/8/29/9224…
Person A believes in germs. Person B does not. The media is critical of Person B. B yells: "THE MEDIA IS BIASED!" This is today's politics.
WELL, WELL, I HAD MISSED THIS: Russia Accidentally Reveals Its Massive Ukraine Body Count. B... bit.ly/1VlfESl via @instapundit
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Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his "I have a dream" speech 52 years ago today.
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my little brother made me go to a strip club so I'm making him go to a gay club ¯\_( ˘͡ ˘̯)_/¯
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ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer
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cons: gop wins women voters! me: how? cons: simple. exclude all women who are not white... me: wait cons: then they win me: but cons: win
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Again, we need a reality show where wingnuts bet on "facts" learned from conservative media. When they've lost a home, we may break thru.
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Tell me your funniest joke. — A man walks into a bar. He sits down at the bar, and takes out a bag, and sets it on… ask.fm/a/cfd5k4ea
What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail? — Exactly what I'm doing now. ask.fm/a/cfd5idfk
Are you afraid of falling in love? — I've been in love for almost 7 years now. ask.fm/a/cfd5glfi
What makes you strong? — Incline bench press. Some squats. Stuff like that. ask.fm/a/cfd590p6
"I think black people deserve humanity." "Well I think you're a nigger," the egg tweeted menacingly.
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So today I tried to be social. 2 hours later and they are still playing monopoly. I am so sorry I ever left you Twitter.
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What makes a person rich? — Material cause, formal cause, efficient cause or final cause? ask.fm/a/cfd57i1i
What quality do you value most in your friends? — Loyalty. Plus, they're all really weird. ask.fm/a/cfd54bq7
What magic words do you know? — Tragoona Mequoites Trequorom Satis Dee ask.fm/a/cfd54noh
your race is turkish ? — Half German, half Ukrainian / Slavic. ask.fm/a/cfd54oq2
Keep an eye out! @DavidGMcAfee & I are very excited about our new video out this weekend at youtube.com/c/GregStevens
Are my teeth white yet?
Me: just relax and ease into it. Jon: but I want it to be over now. Me: it'll be over in 90 seconds. Jon:...I hate T.V. commercials so much.
Time for me to update my "Cute liberal guys who are straight but you'd never be able to guess it by looking at them" Twitter list.
sex please!!! — I'm not a vending machine! Although there SHOULD be sex vending machines.... ask.fm/a/cfbnd22p
If you never utilize anything that's been genetically modified, you're going to have a bad time.
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Trump's biggest gift to the Democratic party is to make Hillary's attempts at comedy literally effortless.
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how long have you lived in la? long enough to not think it's super weird when someone in their 30s tells me they have a roommate.
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Video you might not have seen...Trump supporter tells Hispanic journalist (& US citizen) to "get out of my country" ow.ly/RuURP
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Believer: "You're an atheist?" Me: "Yep." Believer: "So you KNOW 100% there's no God?" Me: "Nope." Believer: "I'm confused." Me: "Yep."
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mistrust is the only distance that hurts a relationship.
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Robber: Give me your valuables Me: *hands him piece of paper* Robber: What's this? Me: My Netflix password.
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Remember when they said Obamacare rollout would be "Obama's Katrina?" With Katrina, 1800 died. With Obamacare, 17 million gained healthcare.
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Hypothesis: The American economy collapses every 80-90 years: - 1860s (Civil War) - 1940s (Depression/WWII) - 2020s or 2030s ...?
Don't miss this video of a homophobic cop caught extorting a driver on camera...stunning ow.ly/RrAjC
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Talking #gamergate SPJ Airplay debate with @koretzky, including bomb threats, @Nero, much more... ow.ly/RkU3n
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Subscribe to my Youtube channel at youtube.com/c/GregStevens These are some of my most popular interviews:
I posted this pic here on Instagram exactly 1 year ago today! #throwbackthursday #throwback #tbt
5 years ago today I wrote "Before the pogrom" about political tensions in 1572: gregstevens.com/2010/08/26/bef… #ThrowbackThursday
This culture of guns, though. We will talk about every angle of this story but the most important one because of the gun lobby. #NRAfail
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2015 is already America's worst year for mass shootings @Prose_Edda
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I THINK I AM TAKING LITTLE DALEK AND GO BACK TO SKARO. TOO MANY KILLINGS ON THIS PLANET.
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Banning guns means people will get guns illegally. Banning abortion means NO MORE ABORTIONS EVER!!!
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.@pewresearch rarely screws up, but in this case, they forgot to ask about phone use during sex.
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Stellar evolution, violent supernova death, organic molecule assembly all occurred just so you could utter the phrase "science is dumb"
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