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Greg Stevens
"When I see you, my heart goes flip-flop! Like a dying flounder. Or a bunny in a ziplock bag." #romance
Michele "Gay Rights Will Lead to Child Rape" Bachmann is part of the "deep bench" that the Republicans are always talking about.
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People who methodically type "3-0" seconds into the microwave, instead of a quick "33," cannot compete in today's cutthroat global economy.
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Gun fetish group decides to exercise their gun rights at the JFK assassination site. Check out the video: ow.ly/zyBwd
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Friday Artwork. #Painting #Hipster
.@monodialogue I LOVE this article and I think you are spot-on! dailydot.com/opinion/in-def…
BLOG: "10% of your brain" gregstevens.name/2011/03/24/10-… In honor of another transhumanist BS "unlock unused power of the brain!" movie coming out.
Sad to see Wired UK go the way of Foursquare and Detroit.
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Are you single & lonely? Call 9-1-1 for a good time ;)
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I want to die as I lived. Face down in a pile of cocaine at the Chateau Marmont.
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Fox News is OUTRAGED that when you call 911, they help you even if you don't speak English or aren't a citizen! ow.ly/zx9LM
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If "_____ just bombed hundreds of civilians" can be filled in with EITHER SIDE and be equally plausible, it's time to re-think taking sides.
What's the name of that T.V. show where that guy from the future went back in time and met that kid who had invented all that stuff?
#ThrowbackThursday 2007 #Instasmile LOL
How can I really believe I've been successful in life when nobody has made trading cards with cartoon images of me on them?
The second example is what really drives the point home: liberalbias.com/post/3741/obam… #p2 #uniteblue
She's your girlfriend, not "your girl." You don't own her...unless she's into that then that's cool.
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I'm beginning to question my sexuality. I think I may be an almond croissantosexual.
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How cat photos can reveal privacy issues with what you share online. flip.it/OayHB #tech
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Obama says “Fuck You” to all Christians while fellating a Hitler statue: liberalbias.com/post/3741/obam… It's true. #tcot pic.twitter.com/PZ46LYKwF9
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Blog: Quasi-crystals are not proof of intelligent design wp.me/p2216b-ix #religion #science pic.twitter.com/7ryoqytZFP