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If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.
ISIS Terrorist Planned to Buy Assault Rifle at Gun Show, and Why It Didn't Matter. -
, Dylann Roof walked into bible study & killed nine black folks in cold blood. He wasn't "imported." twitter.com/anncoulter/sta…
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?
Noted liberal bleeding hearts the Cato Institute: 'The security threat posed by refugees in the US is insignificant' bit.ly/1SQrv8B
Shame on Obama for letting foreign snow fall on us. When Donald Trump builds his wall, he’ll keep the snow out and make Canada pay for it!
My first language is condescension. You wouldn't understand it.
Physics humor illustrating relationships among volt, amp, and ohm.
University of Ottawa cancels yoga over cultural appropriation concerns because everything has gotten very stupid. ottawasun.com/2015/11/20/fre…
Jon: But I've been really, really good...
Jon: ....really recently.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Because you're dying, Karen. Those are vultures.
like a voodoo doll
just a pin cushion
for your regrets
buttons for eyes
shedding silent tears
into the woods and always very appropriate.
"You're not good, you're not bad, you're just 'nice';
I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right."
ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR
"The lying liberal media is putting words in Donald Trump's mouth again and we agree with all of them." -Breitbart
REMEMBER: The people who want to deport 11 million human beings and shut down houses of worship are the persecuted minority.
Many Americans can't imagine being a refugee, but they can imagine the horror of not instantly being able to buy a gun.
Being John Malkovich.
Everything makes sense when you realize men define their self-worth entirely by how much sex they're having.
Descartes was wrong about pretty much everything. People talk about going back in time to kill baby Hitler... but what about baby Descartes?
Sent to me by an Indian Muslim friend -- & spot on!
, I'm an American Muslim and I already carry a special ID badge. Where's yours?
The more years I think about these things, the more I think the importance of free will to agency is overblown.
My face is authentically and recognizably mine.
And it flows out of my being.
But I didn't choose it. There was no other option.
It's immensely important to me that my actions be authentically and recognizably mine.
I'm not sure what that has to do with freedom.
Turns Out, Being Progressive And Religious Is Hilarious thkpr.gs/3661330
we hunt for sea-lions in the miasma of literality. eleven of our crew are dead, and the sea is thick with the tawny hairs of ocean kings.
the bartender's hair gel ignited the hellfire which raged from her scalp. 2 thirsty interdimensional soul daemons still in a stalemate.
My cat chewed up my copy of "Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?" and I'm inconsolable but also that's pretty funny.
When your whole life is going to sh*t but you act like it's all good.
Typed in Google Naps instead of Google Maps and now I'm sad that isn't a thing.
I applaud your plan to defeat ISIS by making it seem un-hip. That worked before with marijuana, aka "the loser drug" twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
1. No evidence attackers used encryption—let's ban it anyways
2. Attackers not Syrian nor refugees—let's ban them anyways
We laugh at babies for not understanding object permanence but if you change your twitter avatar I will forget your personality
Right wing political correctness strikes again twitter.com/eliselabottcnn…
Morgan Freeman is in so many movies, I bet he just wanders onto film sets and says,"I'm in this now."
couldn't agree more, though I'm unable to come up with as good of a pun!
Meanwhile in my bathroom.
Otter statue, Egypt ca. 664–30 B.C.E.
So many of the states that are making it harder to vote also not accepting refugees
when House GOP votes for universal background checks on Syrian refugees, but not on terrorists in the US who want a gun
this is just about keeping america safe you guys
I find your lack of awesomeness disturbing.
Shark diving, bungee jumping, or sky diving? — Shark jumping. link.ask.fm/igoto/45DKECN7…
Professional make up artists and photoshop. twitter.com/NadineLubyansk…