Buzzfeed already reduced Nelson Mandela to a listicle.
Celebrity deaths happen in 3's, right? Who wants to take bets on who 3 will be?
oops, was that tacky?
Want to get laid? Don’t make these online dating mistakes kernelmag.com/features/repor…
Homosexoracophobiaism should really be a word.
Your reaction to Rick Santorum saying denying women birth control is a 1st amendment right? ow.ly/rtBG5
Is it #ThrowbackThursday or #CheesyPoseThursday? From 2008. #Throwback #TBT
What Stalin can teach us about social media:
(it's funny, but it's also REALLY GOOD advice! from @ned_donovan
Blog: The Anthropologist and the Physicist bit.ly/GHwklB
Blog: interviewing Occupy Wall Street bit.ly/1bj2dbK
Blog: the sinking boat: a parable bit.ly/1i5HDzL
Hotel guest killed by a bullet from the next room through the wall, some guy was cleaning a loaded gun ow.ly/rrdHd
There is a band called Twink.
They play music on toy pianos.
Their website is twink.net
Be careful to type that in correctly
Blog: taxes, incentive, and Dumbledore bit.ly/1fgfKZ1
Blog: the will of the people bit.ly/1iyIb70
Blog: Perez Hilton is a... bit.ly/1cBhjMK
Blog: long-term vs. short-term bit.ly/17PvRrD
#Digital #Artwork drawn on my tablet. Don't ask; I'm odd. #GoodbyeKitty
When you post some bit of trivia about the universe with the caption "MIND BLOWN", usually it just advertises that you have a small mind.
Q: there is no LEGAL reason for contracts to use terms like "witnesseth" & "heretofore specified", right? It's just that lawyers are dicks?
Tennessee man shoots and kills his wife with gun he "found on the floor" after argument over dead man's shoes ow.ly/roMYF
How much would it cost to buy your love? — It depends on which features you want installed. ask.fm/a/a2jd2nn3
si pudieras destruir a alguien famoso, a quien destruirias? — Nobody, I'm not a negative person like that. ask.fm/a/a1mmo45h
Blog: Connie Mack's Penny Plan is insulting bit.ly/16dX8pn
Blog: college bodybuilder tips: weighing yourself bit.ly/1jgd3aa
Blog: Will you be remembered as a great wizard? bit.ly/HE10o8
You can`t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it`s no longer a mistake, it`s a choice.
Blog: Two month calorie and weight chart of my leaning process bit.ly/1i9XSvK
wouldn't it be cool if who you like were just who you like, and not "what you are"
Popular interview this week, ex-Jehova's Witness talks child abuse, extremism, more ow.ly/rivJ3
I made a mistake, Tom Daley didn't in fact say he was gay, or bi for that matter. He's just seeing a guy at the moment #NoLabels
Please subscribe to my YouTube channel: youtube.com/gregtstevens
I make odd videos.
Telling a comedian "You're funny just not laugh-out-loud funny" is like telling a date "You're sexy just not I-want-to-sleep-with-you sexy"
Blog: Why you cannot calculate the "richest person who ever lived" bit.ly/17nBn0v
Editors this morning: "Tom Daley is bi... but we have to put 'gay' in the headline for SEO... ok, just say he's in a 'gay relationship'"
Blog: Good government is like good software: a developer's perspective bit.ly/18TKprn
#SelfieSunday to illustrate why I don't do "selfie face" LOL
Blog: I was profiled for being a young white male bit.ly/1iqIq3M
4 people died in a train derailment in NYC today. Tragic, and a loss for the whole world.
Four times as tragic as a single death, right?
Blog: Thomas Jefferson was an anarchist bit.ly/1i1EP6P
Blog: a metaful colorphor bit.ly/1h4ZTfc
"Who would want to wear on on-fire suit?"
Apparently at 2:00 AM CST my Twitter feed becomes nothing but #Jedward
... I never noticed that before.
I'd admire the news outlet that decided to go with:
'Pleasantville' actor Paul Walker.... or
'Varsity Blues' actor Paul Walker....
Paul Walker, Forbes March, Greg Vaughan, Brian Austin Green, James Marsden, Jason Behr, Rachel Maddow, and I were all born the same year.
Blog: Evolution Q&A: Will humans one day fly? bit.ly/1fUVfBA
Can I just make the observation that based on the pictures on my friend Lance's Facebook wall, everyone in Russia has bad hair.