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Greg Stevens
I was going to tweet a very witty conversation I had with @SeanZevran earlier; but it's more than 140 characters, so the world misses out.
I don't think of it as a "3D movie" so much as a "4D photograph"
The med student at the party was telling me his corpse had this really rockin' bod... which was helpful for knowing where to cut. #smalltalk
You may retweet all the tweets in My timeline except for this one, for it is forbidden.
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To Republicans, poverty is a life choice — like being gay or menstruating. eclectablog.com/2014/09/utahs-…
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You can't hurt my feelings by accusing me of being gay. I wanted to be gay. I passed the written, but failed the oral.
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I seriously bought a shirt that says "Winona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands" on it and that's it.
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There is a person walking around the mall with a sign that says, "ask me about Ebola".
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At the risk of alienating my peacenik friends: I think if you don't want to get the crap bombed out of you...how about don't behead people.
I remember a time when life was simpler, and I didn't know R. Dawkins is socially brain dead and O. S. Card is a right-wing asshat.
Some authors need to be JUST authors and not human beings.
I'd like to just pretend @RichardDawkins doesn't have a twitter account.
I told my boyfriend he needed professional help. He hired a prositute. Well played.
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Please stop self-righteously intoning "if you don't pay for the product, you ARE the product!" on Twitter and Facebook. Ya look like idiots.
My plan to solve all our foreign policy problems begins with telling Putin that ISIL is gay.
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So much for supporting the troops: "House Republicans Shoot Down Measure To Extend Spousal Benefits To Gay Veterans" m.huffpost.com/us/entry/58124…
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My family is listening to Phantom Planet and eating Panda Express yet they claim to have never seen an episode of The OC.
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If there's no wifi on my flight I'm joining ISIS.
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A proposed Constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United failed. Guess which party voted 100% against it, and which 100% for it.
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Annihilate ISIS by playing "All About That Bass" on repeat from planes circling overhead.
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Wyoming Legislature Joint Judiciary Committee has sponsored a bill for the introduction of death by firing squad for the upcoming session
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Fox contributor says the "anti-testicular" police are trying to take Ray Rice's "balls" ow.ly/Bqr8p
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#ff @gregstevens for liberal politics and pictures of condoms god knows why what does it all mean anyway Calgon take me away!
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#FF @MrShuggoth the best Twitter account by a wretched and blasphemous Elder Being from the crawling chaos Nyarlathotep. And: politics.
I'm so old, when I was born, only creepy old Germans referred to their nation as the "Homeland."
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Have I just... had a stroke halfway through reading this sign? pic.twitter.com/02Kv5xSWQX
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DOES ISIS NOW CONTROL THE BEE POPULATION? IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE NOT TO SPECULATE! I AM AVAILABLE FOR BOOKING! CC @msnbc @CNN @FoxNews
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THIS: @ebruenig obnoxious centrism and the mealy-mouthed moderation of 'the middle.' elizabethstokerbruenig.com/2014/09/11/the…
** BREAKING ** ** In Stunning Reversal, Obama Continues to Work Towards Achieving Everything He's Been Outlining as a Priority for Years **
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Writer @gregstevens argues "Friends" is underappreciated for its edginess and is still relevant. @dailydot dailydot.com/opinion/why-fr…
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Sex is like an upper-class gay white kid's life: it gets better.
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Perhaps I should not have been surprised, when I made a Kanye reference in my D&D group, that no one got it.
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.@RichardDawkins The bill is a metric that correlates with # guests, # courses, and # orders... which scale with work. Not complicated. :(
Obama has refused to rush into war, go it alone, or put boots on the ground. That's kinda why we elected him. #ISIS pic.twitter.com/aEzdkzvMFX
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This 2001 Tripod dot com page suggests that "Web Site Creator" is a HOT NEW BUSINESS concept on the cutting edge! pic.twitter.com/VQPeMxokGx
FUN: - limit Google's search settings to 1/1/2001 - 12/31/2001 - search on "hot new trends"
Rick Santorum's latest is that secularism is a religion, and thus should be banned from school. Wait, what? ow.ly/Bnf5G
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My NEW article for @dailydot: The T.V. show "Friends" was more progressive than the Internet seems to remember: dailydot.com/opinion/why-fr…
79% off the Scottish population have registered to vote in the Independence Referendum. Less than half the UK voted in 2010 election.
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yadda yadda yadda. Pres. Obama, what do you think of the iPhone 6? More like the iPhone sux, right?
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The Cure covers 'Hello Goodbye' for new McCartney tribute album & it's pretty great: youtube.com/watch?v=uDxDW9…
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If you ever talk to somebody whose glove business is going bankrupt, do NOT say that the situation is “getting out of hand.”
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