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Today; I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas" :'D
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see. ;)
I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when ppl post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?
Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number? :/
It's funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate 'Fuck you' to trees.
I'm the kind of gal who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like I've defused a Bomb :P
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.:P
So Ben Barnes doesn't have a twitter? 'How Exquisite I must say' :P #britishaccenet
When a heart breaks it don't break EVEN...:/
Afzal marr gya! :O KON HAI YEH AFZAL ?? kia hai yeh #PyarayAfzal ???
@TwoTonedSlaying: @adamlambert The question everyone wants to know... Adam... are you dating? xD” not really, no. I'm on tour !
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Sit back , put @DanAndShay's cd in and just forget yourself.. #bestholidayroutineever
t hose feelings don't oscillate anymore at your sight..#itscaresme
thanks to you he's just a guy now! #hopeyourehappy #aussie
wow twitter's getting a bit boring :/
may be it was because he was so much like me :') #GIGB
what's a "Sharkanado" ?? ohhh a Shark Tornado!! #RememberingCoryMonteith
Those cheers at the end of the movie @ActressJolie once again you left all of us speechless <3 #soperfect #MaleficentinPakistan yayyy <3
so there was bug in @taylorswift13 's hair!!!! omg #luckybug but wait does it scare you to think of it now taylor???
8 times @taylorswift13 looked like her kitty… this is ADORABLEEEE
Whenever I see my old math text book...i'm like #weareneverevergettingbacktogether ;) #RED
At first.. he's just a cute boy next door kinda boy.. after a while he starts growing on ya @Varun_dvn #truestory
I'm not RUDE.. No!! I my dear am just Honest to your bloody face ...
This is my Favorite picture of ADAM LAMBERT!! Don't like it?? go F*** yourself and watch if someone cares -_- #Haters
Did you know . . . 4 Out of every 3 people have problems with fractions!
I'm not Anti-Social I'm Anti idiot..
People keep talking to my back like its a voice mail -_- #turds
i don't get it..If you are going to have two faces can't you at least make one look pretty ??
7,292 ummm 7,300 and im outta here
Dear crush I'm fine till you stay single. ^_^
Son: Mom & Dad.I'm gay Dad: It's okay son.We know Son:Really? How? Dad:Well for starters, you think Superman is better than Batman. #NOH8
If assholes could fly roads would be so much more safer.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I think 'People you may know' section on Facebook should be changed to 'People I'm deliberately not friends with'
The best answer people can give to a question is "don't know".
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
When a woman asks you for your opinion all she really wants to hear is her opinion repeated word for word but in your voice instead
Difference b.w cat&dog Dogs YOU'RE HOME! OMG ILY Cats Greetings human.As u have noticed,my food bowl is empty fill it I'll be on the couch.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face