Just got to Monroe Louisiana. See y'all tomorrow night. Crazy storms tonight. Good to be on land. Damn I hate flying!!!
Thanks to all my fans tonight in West by Gawd! Great show. Enjoyed it.
Nobody could understand either one of em! Classic. RIP DT
One of the greatest NASCAR interviews after a race ever was when they interviewed Dick Trickle and Ward Burton right after each other.
All week this week on my mantle.
"racing makes my Dick Trickle." greatest NASCAR sticker of all time. Sad day. I'm gonna display my replica Hellig Meyers #99 replica car
Thanks for the memories. I jumped so high I hit my head on a ceiling fan when he won the Milwaukee mile many years ago.
Lacrosse motor speedway. Even though he was retired I still mention him in my act as my all time favorite.
God Bless Dick Trickle my all time favorite NASCAR and short Track racer. RIP. totally sucks' I used to watch him as a kid with my cuz at
Wow! Y'all seen OJ in court? Forget the knife evidently he's been doin alot of damage with the fork as well.
Thanks for watchin everybody. See ya next week!! Git-r-done!!! I preciate all of you. Thanks again.
Just a fun little piece of Americana. What a great time. Get to a fair with the family. Great memories for the kids.
Ok I promise no more Kirsty Alley jokes. I'm runnin out of fat actresses!
I hope all my buddies in Sanford heard there Lake Jessup shout out.
I can't believe I met my first real life Bozo.
Eric was freakin me out in that suit!
So far we've been to 146 cities in 3 seasons. Thanks to all of em.
Nothin better than a state fair. Thanks to Iowa for lettin us film.
I'm not really that scared of gators I'm just sick of working with em!
If ya don't like funnel cakes your a commie!
Eric looks like Al Quida!
She couldn't keep her hands off me!
Make yer own jokes on the pie lady.
Hate those guys on price is right that just bid a buck.
I have the best fake teeth on the planet.
Notice my shirt is clean already. We actually filmed that honey thing last. We did the fair first. The shoot took 3 days.
Ya actually get used to the bees after a while. It was worth it for the honey. Really good.
I weighed 240 when I filmed this. Got up to 283 during the 16 weeks now back to 238. I'm like Oprah, fat in winter, skinny in summer.
Ha! I swear it the men's warehouse guy.
Ok this bee thing is a hoot. Wait till ya see my bee outfit.
This guy Jeff was the best. Super guy.
My wife said I look good! Yay
10 minutes away! Only in America on History! join me for some live tweeting!
Only in America! 9/8c on History. Live tweeting too!
Ill be live tweeting during the hour. Hope ya watch and thanks in Advance.
Hope y'all check out show #2 tonight on history channel. 9 eastern time. Last week was hilarious and tonight is even better. Only in America
Nebraska! Join us 4 a good cause! The Jason Peter All Fore The Git-R-Done Foundation Golf Tourny! Sept 12 & 13. tinyurl.com/cjodywq
If George sang about it we gotta see it!
Oh Damn! I thought I sent this tweet out but thanks to all my Sioux Falls fans in South Dakota for an awesome night. Ya get old ya forget!
The bad news is my wife's birthday and mothers day both are tomorrow! The good news is tomorrow the pottery barn is having a 70% off sale!
Thank to all my fans in ottumwa Iowa! Awesome night tonight! Happy Mothers day.
When I was a kid I learned to slow dance by trying to get my grandma out of her wheelchair.
The post office lost 16 billion dollars last year! Wow, they must have mailed it to themselves!
Prom season is like deer season. All the boys are in rut.
Only a few more days til Only in America on The History Channel...May 8th
Git-r-done and go Braves!! (braves fan Since 1975) long live Dale Murphy! Headed back to Lincoln. I think it's raining there too.