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I have to go the Krusty Krab ASAP:
Looks like I should have gone to Allen high school:
Kylie Jenner spent $39,600 on bracelets, meanwhile I'm here wondering if I should waste my dollar at the vending machine at school.
first day of school and second day of school:
This gonna be me on the first day of school:
They should have these everywhere:
she has Kanye's attitude 😭�
When people flirt with bae I wave back like:
I can’t wait to see my husband have this moment for the first time 😘
"The person who laughs the most, cries inside the hardest"
the thought of wearing jeans that aren't skinny jeans scares me I can’t remember what I used to do w/ all that extra space around my ankles.
when ur with ur friend and a bitch u both hate walks past: