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What the New York City Ebola Patient Did Before He Was Hospitalized: ow.ly/Djucx
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Pluto may have lost his title as a "planet" 8 years ago, but he still has his feelings.
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Gonna be in costume this weekend? Show us on Instagram and you could win some cool stuff: instagram.com/funnyordie pic.twitter.com/K37HLmk2LC
Gonna be in a costume this weekend? Show us! Enter the #FODcostumeContest and you might win some cool stuff!
.@JimGaffigan tries his hand at surgery. Because, really, how hard could it be? ow.ly/Dj9kU pic.twitter.com/1xvtwUSeHM
If you like Between Two Ferns, the director @ScottAukerman has his own talk show, @ComedyBangBang! TONIGHT & every Friday, 11 p.m. on @IFC.
#MomsRespondToSlang - Molly
EXCLUSIVE: An interview with the dog who stopped the White House intruder: ow.ly/DiRot pic.twitter.com/PJ5J43QE6N
Lifehack: put "make a bucket list" on your bucket list so you can cross one off right away.
Time to celebrate. The 21 Best GIFs of All Time of the Week are finally here! ow.ly/Did2i pic.twitter.com/uRuc75P7OA
Between Two Ferns with Brad Pitt, live on FOD today.
The Best Anal Sex Episodes from Classic TV Shows ow.ly/DfW9d pic.twitter.com/0GfdwwwYWA
#captioncontest - What did David the intern just shamefully confess to Hannah? Comment with your best guess and you might get some FOD tube socks.
One hybrid. One electric car. Two very different road trips. ow.ly/Dfy4S
Zach Galifianakis & Brad Pitt warm up to each other nicely on the newest episode of "Between Two Ferns". Check it out on FOD today!
A 26.2 bumper sticker is a great way to let people know you’re a marathoner or a liar.
Alright, Halloween fans, time to cast your votes for this season's spookiest sound effects! ow.ly/DePZN pic.twitter.com/B9Ll5e2wWA
Relive the magic of Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis in endless GIF form ow.ly/De2mX pic.twitter.com/VcWfh270q4
Brad Pitt & Zach Galifianakis chat Between Two Ferns about acting, charity work & handsomeness j.mp/u7P3 pic.twitter.com/zSzMeGjoDK
Les Mis for Millennials: a classic musical about modern parties ow.ly/DcrUs pic.twitter.com/7wUM7L5bWO
Finally! A simple, easy-to-follow guide to fornicating pumpkins. Check it out on FOD today! 🎃🏃
I play a LOLLIPOP in this new video from @GhostPanther! With Amy Poehler, @AndyRichter @SarahKSilverman & more! Here: ow.ly/DagXB
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19 GIFs of Animals Enjoying a Nice, Relaxing Bath ow.ly/Dc40z pic.twitter.com/4k9A3O0naV
If you're a baby and you're not wearing a Funny Or Die onesie then what are you even doing?
A Day in the Life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, AKA The Notorious RBG ow.ly/DbtEe pic.twitter.com/Hd67BGOlcx
"You're more likely to die of the flu than Ebola." Ugh, stop ruining our perfectly good paranoia with your stupid logic.
Amy Poehler, @SarahKSilverman, @AndyRichter, @billyeichner & @MayaRudolph are cartoon alpacas w/ serious problems: ow.ly/DagXB
With Thigh Gap jeans, you too can achieve the ONLY beauty standard that really matters: ow.ly/D8Gwt pic.twitter.com/6iJtKnoWad
#WorkingAtFOD - Director @alexrichanbach takes you on a heart racing late-night scooter race through the office! *Spoiler Alert* It gets real uncool real fast.
Whoever took the time out of their day to do this deserves not just a raise, but the f*ckin' Pulitzer. pic.twitter.com/qgOhINXODW
Our interns LOVE it here cause they are 100% safe and for sure not being held against their will.
Peyton Manning's quotes from his biggest career TDs offer a window into his own private hell ow.ly/D8cV4 pic.twitter.com/iH1xNuxf8d
What’s all this "news" about a real working hoverboard? We already invented one — seven months ago: ow.ly/D81dP
#WorkingAtFOD - Whoever took the time out of their day to do this deserves not just a raise, but the f*ckin' Pulitzer.
Next time someone tells you guacamole is extra, drop to your knees and scream "WHHHHYYYYYYY?!"
Florida mom who wants Breaking Bad action figure banned is being a total Skyler about it ow.ly/D7f6H pic.twitter.com/uduh1OyftD
Two economic theories battle it out in a Chris Henchy–directed short w/ @RobRiggle, Thomas @Middleditch & @MrTonyHale ow.ly/D6Afw
Keanu Reeves is promoting his new film, 'John Wick,' the old-fashioned way — with an email blast to all his friends: ow.ly/D4Ly3
Watch Chris Pine as a Vampire Lawyer in New Funny or Die Sketch thr.cm/mwE9z5
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If you can't guess the correct answer don't panic, we put it on the bottom of the image for you. Good luck!
The FBI is trying some aggressive new tactics to investigate iPhone users' criminal activity: ow.ly/D4ijm pic.twitter.com/EGsPXHmacE
Lap dogs aren't just for purses anymore. They're now running around Congress doing tricks for the gun lobby: ow.ly/D40eu
#HowToEnjoy - Country Music
Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.
No matter how you slice it, this week's 21 best pics are clear winners: ow.ly/D3cMh pic.twitter.com/rGRZR1fsOQ
You would not believe how much work went into this ‘Vampire Lawyer’ sketch w/ Chris Pine: ow.ly/D2FNX pic.twitter.com/j5A0I33feT