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Nicki Minaj is a government conspiracy to distract us. What a cool conspiracy! They should make all their conspiracies this cool.
We leave these out so people think we're smart. If you open them up it's just pictures of cats and takeout menus.
On this week’s Throwing Shade, @bryansafi & @gibblertron talk Disneyland & the Secret app! Get involved:
These spin-offs of the "Expendables" series are getting out of control. See them all on FOD!
Rick Perry’s tips on how to use your mugshot to get elected President of the United States:
This compilation of Ice Bucket Challenge Fails helps raise awareness about stupid people:
18 GIFs of People Who Are Not Exercising Properly
I made a video that is basically my own fever dream about @Beyonce. I'm obsessed. #flawless
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Dave Attell and Jeff Ross on stage at @OddballFest over the weekend. If you miss this tour, you're blowing it.
Let this video of a Corgi getting a massage remind you that the world isn't all bad:
8 Upcoming Spin-Offs in the “Expendables” Series
People can't stop talking about Jay Z and Beyoncé! Hear all the craziest Jay and Bey rumors today on FOD.
Internal memo the Ferguson Police delivered yesterday afternoon to the National Guard:
Sean was 5 minutes late to our morning meeting because he was busy buying this painting.
The rumors about Beyonce & Jay Z's marriage are getting crazier every day! See for yourself:
Facebook is testing a "Satire" tag. Here are 19 more tags they're inserting in your timeline:
We did it! #alsicebucketchallenge
That's way too much pressure to be getting from a beverage.
Guys, the Ice Bucket Challenge raised over $15 million dollars! And it only wasted $16 million dollars of water!
This broken printer has been sitting here untouched since February. Someone either has huge plans for this thing or it's the best office prank ever.
SeaWorld announces the post-Blackfish changes they've made to the park:
We do not advise you to do this at work. Unless you work at a place where that's cool, in which case we advise you to maybe look for a new job.
Paul McCartney is recording music with Kanye West. Please please PLEASE call it "More Popular Than Yeezus" or honestly what's the point?