We got Brad an office karaoke machine for his birthday! He promptly removed it and put up this note.
It's Shark Week! Celebrate by watching the greatest shark-detective series of all time: bit.ly/1CimW3I pic.twitter.com/b3QrDnD75H
Also still pissed they got passed on that role in Peter Pan.
If you see something, say something.
impressively tackles 15 topics in one minute bit.ly/1HIqzjU pic.twitter.com/ARrkAFwSMB
The 21 Best Pics Of All Time Of The Week waste no time getting to the point: bit.ly/1JQd7tV pic.twitter.com/UooQ5EQHHr
Links! 10 Times SNL Cast Members Couldn't Stop Laughing, 18 Sexts You'd Love To Get, & More! bit.ly/1H8rokK pic.twitter.com/rWGYulDjke
Don't forget why we celebrate today! The battle we fought against the aliens in 1996: bit.ly/1LL9Oqd pic.twitter.com/ERLlby8iPm
Happy birthday, America! 🇺🇸
The 21 Best GIFs Of All Time Of The Week are here to get the party started: bit.ly/1JINCur pic.twitter.com/Zg9QwuhOjJ
exacts sweet revenge after @birbigs
disrespects him on the Trainwreck Comedy Tour bit.ly/1CeM1Nt pic.twitter.com/GBg58F4G7f
QUIZ: How Good Are You At Deciphering What @lassie
Is Trying To Tell You? bit.ly/1GSpT6K pic.twitter.com/7QKMubUfAe
How Human Garbage Donald Trump Plans To Spend The $500 Million He's Suing For
ICYMI: Jon Stewart sits back and watches the circus that is the 2016 presidential race bit.ly/1Iw1CsP pic.twitter.com/Ye59qPp4Hm
Celebrate America’s Independence With 19 GIFs Of Random Butt Stuff bit.ly/1IRIn90 pic.twitter.com/z4r0PWRoIZ
Here Is What Recreational Marijuana Legalization In Oregon Means buff.ly/1HxRyAy
BREAKING: Human Race has ceased all affiliation with Donald Trump bit.ly/1gbTse8 pic.twitter.com/i4HmWX7KSS
News Flash: Ten Million Americans Still Use Tanning Beds buff.ly/1CKJpS1 pic.twitter.com/ENMbqNsAKC
Damn, these new subway signs need to chill.
ICYMI: Will Ferrell drunkenly sells fake vodka during bizarre Wimbledon commercial bit.ly/1CKYhjk pic.twitter.com/3GlqTPmJgY
Well, this is awkward. Looks like America forgot Canada's birthday. Again. bit.ly/1NxGtOl #CanadaDay pic.twitter.com/oumXK9jbvg
Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.
Lots of eye contact on step 4 for maximum results.