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Keanu Reeves is promoting his new film, 'John Wick,' the old-fashioned way — with an email blast to all his friends:
Watch Chris Pine as a Vampire Lawyer in New Funny or Die Sketch
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If you can't guess the correct answer don't panic, we put it on the bottom of the image for you. Good luck!
The FBI is trying some aggressive new tactics to investigate iPhone users' criminal activity:
Lap dogs aren't just for purses anymore. They're now running around Congress doing tricks for the gun lobby:
#HowToEnjoy - Country Music
Cinnamon raisin bagels are just terrible donuts.
No matter how you slice it, this week's 21 best pics are clear winners:
You would not believe how much work went into this ‘Vampire Lawyer’ sketch w/ Chris Pine:
Peyton Manning passed Brett Favre in career touchdown passes tonight, going into the record books as the only positive NFL story of 2014.
Take a moment to give thanks that the term “netiquette” never really caught on.
Links! The Rebirth of Dane Cook, 7 Lies Barack Obama Has Told America and More!
11 Campaign Signs that Are Very Convincing:
Anyone know any place on the internet to get content?
If College Admissions Were Like Job Listings:
Deleted sex scene w/ Rachel Bilson & @mradamscott was too hot for indie film 'Hearts of Palm'
#ff @meganamram Funny person. Scientist. Olivia Newton-John enthusiast.
Dressing to impress this Halloween? Show us on Instagram and win sweet FOD gear:
Announcing the #FODcostumeContest for Halloween! Dressing to impress this year? Show us your (or your pet's) best costume and win some cool FOD stuff!
Dracula's review of 'Dracula: Untold' — "A coffin full of rotting bullshit."
The biggest downside to driving a convertible is being the type of person who drives a convertible.
This week's 21 best GIFs are full of surprises:
How to Carve a Pumpkin You Can Have Sex With:
Good to see Game of Thrones' Oona Chaplin (@OonaCC) looking much healthier after that Red Wedding fiasco.
.@JoseCanseco salutes the Kansas City Royals for not cheating to get to the World Series:
Good to see Game Of Thrones' Oona Chaplin (@oonacc) looking much healthier after that Red Wedding mess.
“Ugh, GIFs are too long.” — the generation after millennials.
Cord cutters rejoice! Here's everything you can expect from HBO GO's new stand-alone service:
In honor of the Royals' #WorldSeries berth, here's that video of George Brett talking about shitting his pants:
Leaked Apple memo explains why the company wants to pay female employees to freeze their eggs
What's the worst thing you can see during a heatwave? A tattoo of a guy jerking himself off. That and more on #TSPOD…
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Erin Gibson subtly reveals that she hasn't seen "The Notebook" on this weeks episode of #ThrowingShade
Autocorrect insists on capitalizing Internet like this place is the Queen of England or some shit.
Everything you need to know about the Air Force's mystery space plane that just returned after two years in orbit:
Kim Jong-un Is Back: The Photo Hunt Game! Can you spot what's different?
Chicken Soup for the Soulja Boy #HipHopBooks @midnight
A sudden gust of wind could ruin this marriage:
FAQ: What to Do if You Get Electrocuted and Turn into a Skeleton:
.@robhuebel makes driving an all-new @VW Golf through the aisles of Target look easy. Don’t try this at home:
Gout Girl. For sure 100% never coming to a theater near you or anyone ever.
No one’s gonna do anything about Ebola until they get a ribbon.
Kid passes out 3 times on the Slingshot. Body's "Nope" message received loud and clear:
14 Sports Video Game Glitches that Challenge the Rules of Space:
12 Robot GIFs that Won't Be Participating in Any Sort of Uprising:
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