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The sex you're having is only as good as it sounds: ow.ly/m7YcO
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Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Only going through a metal detector at airport security really makes you miss the rush of anonymously showing your naked body to a stranger.
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This young lady might be the greatest Mad Libs player of all time: ow.ly/1XBeu7
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14 GIFs Approved by Brent Rambo: ow.ly/m7qe6
The NSA just released a sexy new commercial starring @SashaGrey: ow.ly/m7cVE
The Oddball Comedy Festival w/ Dave Chappelle & Flight of the Conchords is coming & it's going to be monstrous: ow.ly/m6QUb
Links! Letterman Loves Drums, The SS Kid Rock Exists and More: ow.ly/m56uW
What if Clark Kent wasn't Superman after all? Maybe he just disappeared a lot because he's a raging alcoholic: ow.ly/m33yH
We know you're itching to watch these @funnyordie videos about body hair starring @ADAMDEVINE: funnyordie.com/videos/c41ed04…
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@AdultSwim wins @Bonnaroo with their Meatwad tent.
#ff @itrevormoore He's not afraid to blow a whistle.
13 Amazing Redneck Family Portraits: ow.ly/m32yd
Rare video footage of Nintendo's 1985 system reveal: ow.ly/m2Kp5
Heard a security guard at the mall yell, "Base! Come in!" into his walkie talkie. Probably the greatest moment of his life.
Local KFOD News correspondent Les Turner looks at this summer's upcoming blockbuster movies: ow.ly/1XoPmH
"Die When I'm Young" is the new hit song from @Racheldoesstuff about living each day like it's your last: ow.ly/m0M6B
19 Father's Day Gift Ideas: ow.ly/m0wM1
Supreme Court rules that human jeans cannot be patented. "Human jeans? Like pants made from skin? Sounds gross," said Clarence Thomas.
A video I made about the NSA wiretapping scandal is on the front page of Funny or Die. Check it out! funnyordie.com/videos/ba0cc80…
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Check out this really impressive web zine from the folks at Funny or Die. It's called The Occassional itunes.apple.com/us/app/funny-o…
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Brilliant towel marketing campaign in the gift shop. #E3
A statement from FOD regarding the privacy of our users: ow.ly/1Xm3RZ
Atari's booth is just a basement from 1974. #E3
Homemade red cape over a backpack still not nerdier than trying to pass a Pokemon costume off as regular clothes. #E3
A message from @itrevormoore about action we can take against the NSA wiretapping our phones: ow.ly/lYn6y
Apple's new ad encourages you to stop living your life and start recording it: ow.ly/lY8gX
Edward Snowden says he's not hiding from the NSA in a new interview he did from an undisclosed location on the other side of the planet.
Season Three Gay of Thrones finale. Tears and surprises and pants to die for bit.ly/12jC65M #gayofthrones
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The 20 People You Encounter During Summer: ow.ly/1XjEi3
Apple's new iOS 7 has arrived! Here's everything you need to know about it: ow.ly/lWcwA
Support our unmanned drones! Get this shirt today & let everyone know you're a real patriot: ow.ly/lVVNf
Whoever thought to put a wig on the giraffe piñata deserves a raise.
Jonathan the hairstylist delivers a gripping recap of the "Game of Thrones" finale: ow.ly/lVpiL #GayOfThrones
Links! Game of Thrones Spoilers, The Greatest Event in Television History and More: ow.ly/lU0QE
Sony: "PS4 plays used games & doesn't require Internet." Audience cheers, begins masturbating. Janitors prep for long night of cleanup. #E3
We let the broken net decide when it's time to get back to work.
Every gamer's thoughts while watching the #SonyE3 PS4 keynote: "Please don't fuck this up like Xbox. Please don't fuck this up like Xbox."
The design for Apple's new Mac Pro looks really familiar: ow.ly/lTV3E
Thanks again @Maisie_Williams for a great Q&A! Read all her answers here: ow.ly/lTN0G (Gay of Thrones finale on FOD tomorrow!)
Okay, goodnight everyone! I had great fun answering all of your Q's, sorry I couldn't answer them all! See you next year on season 4 <3
Maisie Williams is here and ready to answer your questions! Tweet them @funnyordie and follow along here! ow.ly/lTDzZ
.@Maisie_Williams has taken over our account! Tweet questions for her @funnyordie and she just might answer them. pic.twitter.com/pN1RbO3VD4
Games of Thrones' @Maisie_Williams is taking over our account in one hour (5E/2P). Start tweeting questions for her @funnyordie now!
Nick has been standing like this for three hours waiting for someone to play ping pong with him.