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A man responds to the library's "Free Wi-Fi Terms & Conditions" with some demands of his own ow.ly/BIeN6
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Netropolitan is the new "Facebook for millionaires." Here's what you get for the $9,000 membership fee: ow.ly/BI76y
Ironically, VIP sections at clubs are filled with the least important people on Earth.
A man with a gun to his head reviews the new U2 album ow.ly/BHVIc
Texas! @oddballfest wraps up this weekend with three Lone Star State shows. Tickets available: www.funnyordie.com/oddball
Roger Goodell's press conference is interrupted, and vastly improved, by Benjy from The Howard Stern Show: ow.ly/BHJ8H
Texas! @OddballFest wraps up this weekend with three Lone Star State shows. Tickets available: funnyordie.com/oddball pic.twitter.com/8IMOnwRyHA
Two nobodies try to find their place in a world of somebodies, with @JimGaffigan, @MrTonyHale, @sfosternyc and more: ow.ly/BHap0
Slide into the weekend in style with the 21 Best GIFs of All Time of the Week: ow.ly/BGSKE pic.twitter.com/Vvt1i5tzdm
Can't sleep? Get knocked the fuck out with these 17 GIFs: ow.ly/BFGV5 pic.twitter.com/6oUopKL0jQ
We’re counting down to Jerrod Carmichael’s first HBO special, ‘Love at the Store,’ with a mini-tour across the U.S.! Get your tickets now at ow.ly/BF7Z4
A man's life is forever changed by one tough negotiation: ow.ly/BFmhN
A Scared Man's Guide to Holding a Baby: ow.ly/BFlTb
Our newest employee is a horrible typist, but he has got his cute-game on lock.
See Jerrod Carmichael on tour before his Oct. 4 "Love at the Store" HBO special! Details & tix ow.ly/BFjOo pic.twitter.com/U09bmRb3Wb
These 11 myths about nutrition prove that everything you thought you knew is wrong: ow.ly/BF7Z4
A steamy fact revealed about turtles & worms in this weeks episode of "Throwing Shade" live now on FOD!
Urban Outfitters turned its tragedy-inspired sweatshirt mess into a catchy Neil Young jingle: ow.ly/BEPaA pic.twitter.com/calePiCSjB
English is confusing because "booty call" and "butt dial" mean very different things.
CASTING AGENTS: This "between jobs" actor paid us $500,000 to post his headshots and portfolio ow.ly/BEw2i pic.twitter.com/p5Zizbtd02
Will Ferrell wants to destroy you in video-game warfare. After you help fight cancer together: ow.ly/BEbiS pic.twitter.com/L8l5cPUwHD
Which Scotland is right for you? This chart will guide you through the historic vote: ow.ly/BD4dB pic.twitter.com/LPsD7w32lX
Have you seen the new #tspod today? If not, prepare your eyes. bit.ly/1mfalpX
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This Ray Rice inspired makeup tutorial will help you cover up anything to save face: ow.ly/BCXXG
.@MollyBSims & @DaveHolmes popped in to shoot a video about the new fall TV lineup. Coming soon to a screen near you! pic.twitter.com/BWZov0iAFk
Jerrod Carmichael's first comedy special: 'Love at the Store' premieres Oct. 4 on HBO! Here's a sneak peek ow.ly/BCEpm #JerrodHBO
@mollybsims & @daveholmes stopped by today to shoot a video about the upcoming fall TV lineup. Coming soon to a screen near you!
ISIS posted this Craigslist ad for someone to make them their own Twitter: ow.ly/BCu10 pic.twitter.com/2CQGdKJs7G
If someone needs to watch a flight attendant demonstrate how to fasten a seatbelt, is their life really worth saving?
Looking for a perfect show with no conflicts? No Problem: ow.ly/BBW1Y pic.twitter.com/FLKrlVEpHL
Studio Pitch Meeting for Casper the Friendly Ghost: ow.ly/BBwIf pic.twitter.com/T5yrdCfgOg
Bill Maher's "dirty secret": He's deeply religious & prays with Ann Coulter (according to this @funnyordie video) slnm.us/rzCfeaL
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16 GIFs of People Encountering Dangerous Puddles ow.ly/3qPDfH pic.twitter.com/Yrg9KPzbGk
Simon Rich interviews Aristotle, who's turned into a real Hollywood piece of shit: bit.ly/1o0FgBX
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Transcript of a conversation going on in Hell right now about ISIS: ow.ly/BznME pic.twitter.com/EdySxYvEJc
@BillMaher has lied to the world for long enough. His horrible secret is finally revealed today on FOD!
.@billmaher has lied to the world for long enough. His dirty secret is finally revealed: ow.ly/3qOOqf pic.twitter.com/EZLKcOYNWk
The Redskins' owner can't stop us from making up our own team names huff.to/1DaSzcP
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That Kent State sweatshirt was nothing compared to Urban Outfitter’s other offensive products: ow.ly/3qN8q5 pic.twitter.com/M0SNPr1WyK
Dave Chappelle did a surprise set last night at @OddballFest in Irvine and brought the house down! (video by @iso4017)
Our IT department called dibs on this blank wall for reasons that appear to be unknown at the time.
Gerald, the office psychopath, explains why he's done watching the NFL: ow.ly/Bxj9D pic.twitter.com/ugWL3S5f4q
Serious question: WTF was up with "Small Wonder"? Creepiest. Show. Ever. ow.ly/Bx5Fg pic.twitter.com/LO6KH1TK8f
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Meanwhile on Facebook, everyone is accidentally tagging Grandmaster Flash instead of grandma: ow.ly/BwGVK pic.twitter.com/HJd3Fb67vL
Want to make your Monday even more amazing? Here are the 21 Best Pics of All Time of the Week: ow.ly/3qLtzb pic.twitter.com/NKtkDm0qEK
Links! 7 Steps to Living a Bill Murray Life, Tim & Eric’s Most Revealing Interview Ever and More! ow.ly/3qIzXp