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I AM PRESENTING AN AWARD AT THE EMMYS MONDAY. My SpongeBob nightlight knows how I feel-> THANK YOU, @TelevisionAcad!
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A young blogger/DJ makes the best of it when @bobsaget steals his @Pemberton_Fest time slot:
It's important to put your phone away after a long day at work so you can give your TV the love & attention it deserves.
Lol at when I refused to talk shit on Bob Saget + this bro drank my wine for @funnyordie at Pemberton Festival:
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Real news is too much lately. Here are some headlines we'd rather see.
Real news is too much to handle lately. Here are some headlines we'd rather see:
Nicki Minaj is a government conspiracy to distract us. What a cool conspiracy! They should make all their conspiracies this cool.
We leave these out so people think we're smart. If you open them up it's just pictures of cats and takeout menus.
On this week’s Throwing Shade, @bryansafi & @gibblertron talk Disneyland & the Secret app! Get involved:
These spin-offs of the "Expendables" series are getting out of control. See them all on FOD!
Rick Perry’s tips on how to use your mugshot to get elected President of the United States:
This compilation of Ice Bucket Challenge Fails helps raise awareness about stupid people:
18 GIFs of People Who Are Not Exercising Properly
I made a video that is basically my own fever dream about @Beyonce. I'm obsessed. #flawless
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Dave Attell and Jeff Ross on stage at @OddballFest over the weekend. If you miss this tour, you're blowing it.
Let this video of a Corgi getting a massage remind you that the world isn't all bad:
8 Upcoming Spin-Offs in the “Expendables” Series
People can't stop talking about Jay Z and Beyoncé! Hear all the craziest Jay and Bey rumors today on FOD.
Internal memo the Ferguson Police delivered yesterday afternoon to the National Guard:
Sean was 5 minutes late to our morning meeting because he was busy buying this painting.
The rumors about Beyonce & Jay Z's marriage are getting crazier every day! See for yourself:
Facebook is testing a "Satire" tag. Here are 19 more tags they're inserting in your timeline:
We did it! #alsicebucketchallenge