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ICYMI: Check out the new biopic for the visionary behind Dell computers
Dr. Ben Carson teaches you his unique defense techniques to conquer any mass-shooting:
News Flash: Group Makes Ad To Convince Joe Biden To Run For President
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"I'm Just Glad Cecil The Lion Didn't Live To See The Mac & Cheese Kid," by Walter Palmer, DDS
Papa John texts Peyton Manning about their close friendship:
9 Things That Are Internet AF Right Now
The @Cubs are finally back in the postseason! @Nick_Offerman is ready for a championship:
@VinDiesel just got his own @BenAndJerrys flavor! 🍦🚬
Vin Diesel just got his own @benandjerrys flavor!
Lineup for this year's Oktoberfest looks amazing! 🍺
Ben Carson's full statement on how he would've attacked the Oregon shooter is so brave:
Jeb Bush calls his brother George W. for some campaign advice:
And a large group of nightmares is called middle school. 🐍
Dear AMC: Please kill Carl on this season of 'The Walking Dead' because we've earned it
Ben Carson tells God what he would like to do to the American people if elected president:
We found the Craigslist ad for the Oklahoma State Capitol's Ten Commandments statue:
Man asks Dear Abby how to stop his cat from taking swipes at his dick:
Job suggestions for Dov Charney now that American Apparel is bankrupt:
When you find out McDonald's is serving breakfast all day.
When you find out McDonald's is serving breakfast all day.
.@taylorswift13's lyrics get turned into a soap opera + more Late Night Leftovers:
Leaked scene from the movie adaptation of the new gender-swapped 'Twilight' book.
#ThighBrow is yesterday's news. Are #BellySmiles the next great Instagram trend?
@BillyEichner plays a new game of "For A Dollar" with unsuspecting contestants. See the rest at the link in our bio! 💸
.@KOPECKYmusic's new music video with @michaelianblack will brainwash you with awesomeness:

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