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C'est La Vie
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I'm the type of person who will forget to talk to my friends for 4 weeks
Did he just pull his dick out and drop it on them?
"This Nigga!" -Every black person watching a scary movie
When you horny but bae is sleepy.
A woman is not made of braille, you do not need to touch her to know her.
I like when people shut the fuck up.
Hell nah! If it were Like this when I was in school, I'd still be there.
Those friends that only talk to you when they need something but are dead when you need something๐Ÿ˜’
People will only treat you the way you allow them to treat you.
Your past is where you came from. It has nothing on where you're going.
My fall back game so strong, my middle name is, "With the Wind"
Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well look at you, livin' n shit.
Yes, money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bike
When I die, I want my tombstone to have wifi so people will come visit me often.
After I watch @chrisbrown dance I be in need of new panties ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friday is my second favorite "F" word.
It takes 12 muscles to smile 11 muscles to frown 0 muscles to not give a fuck
y'all niggas be having Alaskans Bull worm looking dicks lookin like number 6!
If stress was a drug, I would be the highest Mf on the planet..
Nigga do you know that I can see you??
I was a sexually active Thot ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ฟฝ
Nahh fuck this, cause bitch, how do you not have a ride to Prom. Like mfs been knew the shit was coming.
bitch, this ain't the type of shit you do. Bitch you better work it out.
Captain Fuck Her Right In The P*ssy
Keef got the dOgden smokin that shit