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C'est La Vie
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If you had to take a shot per every person you slepy with would you be : 1. Sober ? 2. Tipsy ? 3. Drunk ? 4. Dead ?
If you cum and she doesn't... you didn't fuck her, she fucked you. And you fucked up.
Conversations with your friends be like:
I Don't have any friends, but I'm okay with that. I fucks with me though.👌
I refuse to give niggas who smoke weed money. Them niggas never have money yo pay back, but always broke. Dafuq😑
When he show you his dingaling and its big.
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The only people MY money changes is people who aren't me.
"@XIIVILEVI: ok bitches, I'm unfollowing you today!" LMAOO!
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I'm the type of person who will forget to talk to my friends for 4 weeks
Did he just pull his dick out and drop it on them?
"This Nigga!" -Every black person watching a scary movie
When you horny but bae is sleepy.
A woman is not made of braille, you do not need to touch her to know her.
I like when people shut the fuck up.
Hell nah! If it were Like this when I was in school, I'd still be there.
Those friends that only talk to you when they need something but are dead when you need something😒
People will only treat you the way you allow them to treat you.
Your past is where you came from. It has nothing on where you're going.
My fall back game so strong, my middle name is, "With the Wind"
Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well look at you, livin' n shit.
Yes, money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bike