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C'est La Vie
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Man, I haven't had sex all year 😠😬
Please contact me if Yall see my baby , she is two years old , a missing child report has been sent out
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Let that shit stay scared
RT if you made it through 2014 without having a baby
If you had to take a shot per every person you slepy with would you be : 1. Sober ? 2. Tipsy ? 3. Drunk ? 4. Dead ?
If you cum and she doesn't... you didn't fuck her, she fucked you. And you fucked up.
Conversations with your friends be like:
First lesson of the day
RT if you're happy you're alive
I Don't have any friends, but I'm okay with that. I fucks with me though.👌
I refuse to give niggas who smoke weed money. Them niggas never have money yo pay back, but always broke. Dafuq😑
When he show you his dingaling and its big.
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Bitch Nigga!
The only people MY money changes is people who aren't me.
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ok bitches, I'm unfollowing you today!
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I need more people to follow on tumblr. My dashboard is becoming redundant. Follow me and I'll follow back :)
*le never ending back*
You muthafuckas not fooling me
You and your friends
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I'm the type of person who will forget to talk to my friends for 4 weeks
Did he just pull his dick out and drop it on them?
"This Nigga!" -Every black person watching a scary movie
A woman is not made of braille, you do not need to touch her to know her.
I like when people shut the fuck up.

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