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The Friendly Asshole
I hate when girls at school do this to their hair πŸ™…πŸ‘‰
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Definitely going to try out every tip from @HacksForGirls 😍😍�
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15 of the most hilarious break up texts: (#9 has me dying πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
You can measure a person's intelligence by the number of times they get back with their ex
Wtf does β€œforever” mean to some people? a week?
When the teacher lets you go to the bathroom πŸ˜‚
Got an iPhone? iOS 8 has 18 hidden features you never knew about #9 will blow your mind οΏ½
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Bae makes me 😌 Bae makes me 😩 Bae makes me 😭 Bae makes me 😑 Bae makes me 😍 Bae makes me πŸ˜‚ Bae makes me 😏 All in One Day
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I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet.
Do what's right for YOU, nobody else is walking in your shoes..
I don't really subtweet. Some people just inspire certain tweets
rt if u aint wit dat fufu lame shit
when you see ur crush flirting with someone else.
I'm loyal to those who stay loyal to me.
I don't HATE people, I just... ehh... yeahhh.. Never mind, I hate them
Fuck excuses. Learn to admit when you fucked up
Dear lord, Please give me patience, 'Cause if you give me strength, Ima beat the shit out of this bitch.. Amen :)
If I stop my car so that you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest bitch, KNEES TO CHEST
You shouldn't have to beg for someone's attention. If they don't give it to you naturally, then it's not fucking worth it.
Every teenager with no concept of money: "I'm moving out as soon as I get the chance"
You had me at "I hate everyone too."
forget the ones that forget you. that simple
sarcastic people are the best types of people.
When I know for a fact, that people don't like me, I try and annoy them as much as possible
We all know that ONE person we look at and think, ”ehhh.. Im not too thrilled about your existence"
Never depend on anyone but yourself.
You're irrelevant, & so is everything you say.
At the end of the day, nobody has my own back like I do
Flirting with what's mine? LOL you must want to be featured in the next episode of "1000 ways to die"
I have unlimited texting but I only text like 3 people πŸ˜‚
My "push people away" game strong