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The Friendly Asshole
When someone tries flirting with your crush
Some of the best things in life come unexpectedly.
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Respect yourself enough to walk away from those people who dont bring happiness to your life
If I've offended you, I'm very sorry that you're a lil bitch with no sense of humor.
I keep my circle small. Just because we're cool doesn't mean we're friends
Costume party, free drinks for the ladies, & fedde le grand tomorrow at passion. Get your tix!
I love people with a sense of humor. They make my life so much easier.
Life tip: dont let your emotions get in the way of your common sense.
Signs a Woman Likes You: 1. Eye contact 2. Twirls her hair 3. Laughs at your jokes 4. Follows you 5. Keys your car 6. Kills you
i hate those people who are quick to forget what you've done for them
You don't get what you give. You get what people wanna give you, which is usually nothin but BS. so dont expect much from people
We've all got angels, we've all got demons.
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This thursday, @feddelegrand will be at passions! Tixs almost sold out! Get yours!
the most romantic thing you can do for me is buy me food. im not even kidding
Having a 'new boyfriend' every month doesn't mean you're gorgeous.... It means you're easy, and retarded
Halloween is in 3 days.. rt if u still dont have a costume bc ur a lazy piece of shit lol
When you hit the blunt too hard and ur trying not to cough in front of ur friends
I pretty much hate your existence
Seriously the list of people I like gets smaller and smaller everyday
hold on, i think i might be giving a fuck, let me check.. . . . . . . . . . . nope.
OMG 😭 15 of the most hilarious break up texts ever! (#9 is just WRONG!😂😂�
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when you see your friend talking to someone you hate
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday
when your side bitch tries to get too close to you
I love being friends with sarcastic people
I'd rather someone tell me "stop texting me" than just ignore me.
"today is not my day" - me, everyday
stop saving a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay
Don't forget to appreciate the things you have, while stressing over the things you don't. Be grateful, God is good.
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i miss you, but you're a piece of shit
girls with 10 fingers >>>>>>
HAHA 15 of the most hilarious break up texts: (#12 has me dying 😂😂�
this picture explains 99% of the girl population
I might be an asshole but at least I'm honest
no matter how much i sleep, i still spend my entire life exhausted
Kim k says she will be taking a "long break from work" because of north west... the fuck does she do for a living?
I just kept thinking this could be something.
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