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The Friendly Asshole
The Secret to getting White Teeth in 2 Weeks! πŸ™ˆπŸ˜
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#1 Rule: don't get attached
fuck me over & ill forget ur existence real quick
wait, its monday tomorrow? wasnt it friday like 4 hrs ago?
Girls always do this after saying something smart
I learned a long time ago that no matter how much you think you know a person, in the end they'll turn out to be the complete opposite
#ifwedate you better have a sense of humor & learn how to take a fucking joke... i hate sensitive bitches.
Relationship tip: Once you take out the trash, you don't bring it back in..
I don't believe in "it's complicated" as a relationship status. either we're together or we're not, aint shit complicated about it.
I can't wait until the day I can give back to my parents. Give them the world just like they tried to provide for me. Especially my mother.
It's annoying as hell when girls tweet about "bae" all day. We don't give a fuck bitch. "Bae" is somewhere cheating right now anyway.
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit that you are..
If I dont fuck with you, I really dont fuck with you. I'm not going to say hi, shake ya hand, hug you, laugh at ya jokes, NOTHING. Fuck you
Wanna know who your real friends are? Fuck up and see who's still there for you.
I really hate mixed signals. If you don't know what you want, don't bother talking to me.
I always appreciate honesty. I don't care how harsh it is.
If you don't make an effort, why should I? You got me fucked up.
Things im good at: Getting drunk.
Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone who doesn't give a fuck about you.
Don't lie to me, you're just gonna end up looking stupid as fuck in the end.
Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.
Some people aren't worth the effort
Caring too much only fucks you over
i need about 10 drinks right now
When someone really wants you, they'll make time. Stop believing the lies & excuses.
Ever look at someone and wish you could unmeet them?
i already know i'm going to hell, at this point it's go big or go home.
I've been tired for the past 6 yrs.
I only fuck with a handful of people, everyone else is just hi & bye.
Being single > wasting time
0 tolerance for bullshit.
literally, 95% of the things I say on a daily basis, are offensive
The dumbest thing is when parents say "this isnt how i raised you!" Like ????? Yes it really is, you literally raised me and here i am
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rt if ur skipping school tomorrow to smoke meth with ur friends
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rt if this was the most difficult relationship you've ever seen
If we can't do dumb shit or just have good laughs together then there's no need for us to be friends
Be smart because you won't be pretty forever, bitch.