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FRED
HEY! Cookie Jam is definitely my new favorite game! Download it and play with me! sgn.me/Fredfbk
Today's Pet of the Day is Zeus! Keep sending us pictures of YOUR pets!
It's a good day to be totally freakin' stylish!! #swag
Hope your Monday is SUPER COOL YO! ...LIKE ME! #thuglife
OMG I think I'm going on a road trip! Looks fun!! #notreally
I heard Judy's having a 4th of July girls' party, so OBVIOUSLY I'm going! Time to get my DANCE ON, suckas!
I found this berry bush outside and ate all the berries and now I feel kinda weird..I HOPE I DON'T DIE!!
OMG the woodland creatures are building an army! I KNEW THEY WERE DANGEROUS!! #runforyourlives
Omg this is the game I'M the most excited about!!
Did you get free donuts today?? I did!! I'M GONNA BE AWAKE FOR LIKE 6 DAYS WHEEEEE!!
OMG the #XboxOne would be sooo cooool!! But we're kind of poor so I guess I'll just keep shaving squirrels for fun..
Practicing my moves right now!! Have you gone to any school dances??
Happy Mother's Day mom!! I'm not sure about you most of the time but you're cool occasionally!!
I took an afternoon swim in my pool and got CHASED BY A SHARK and then I peed in the pool... :(
I'm gonna roll around in these beautiful plants to celebrate nature! Wheeee!! #HappyEarthDay
WHY does everyone think my VOICE sounds weird and annoying?? I don't get it!!!
OMG IT'S FRIDAYYYY!!!
You can be MY homie G!! Hahahaaa!! #gangstas
I heard everyone likes taking selfies now...oh my god you guys I am REALLY GOOD AT SELFIES!! Don't you think??
I'm just chillin' with the neighborhood squirrels, yo!!
#MarvinMarvin is on at 8:30/7:30 C and he's gonna get a pet! What could it be?! I WANT A PET LIKE THIS BABY BUNNY!!
AHH MY FACE!! So I put it on my Facebook! That's what you do right?! RT @Wingarapuh @FredFigglehorn do you like?
I love Valentine's Day! It's the season of LOOOOVE!




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