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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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One can exist without art, but one cannot live without it ~ Oscar Wilde
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This is no time for ease and comfort. It is the time to dare and endure. Winston Churchill (1874:1965)
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Only the shallow know themselves ~ Oscar Wilde
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You should not confuse your career with your life.
If you were the only girl in the world and I was the only boy, we shall miss our caddy.
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You just make it happen. You kind of force it. Sometimes you get hurt but that's the best way to get hurt ~ Tony Hawk (1968 ~ )
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. - Evan Esar.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
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If you were the only girl in the world and I was the only boy, knowing my luck you would be too young because I'm definitely too old!
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The future will depend on what we do in the present ~ Mahatma Gandhi (1869 ~1948) Indian activist
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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes ~ Oscar Wilde
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Only the shallow know themselves ~ Oscar Wilde
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow ~ Oscar Wilde
Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing ~ Oscar Wilde
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I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully ~ George W. Bush
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Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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