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Never stop because you are afraid. You are never so likely to be wrong ~ Fridtjof Nansen. Norwegian explorer and Nobel Peace Prize winner
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat ~ Christopher Morley
Where there's a will, I want to be in it...
The best way to win an argument is to start by being right
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds ~ Albert Einstein (1879 ~1955) Swiss physicist
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If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it ~ William Jennings Bryan
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If a man steals your woman, the best revenge is to let him keep her ~ Sacha Guitry.
Being maniacal about something is very helpful ~ Bill Gates (1955 ~ ) American businessman, philanthropist
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Smart man + smart woman = romance; Smart man + dumb woman = affair; Dumb man + smart woman = marriage; Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing
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If God is against adultery, why did he have a child with a married woman?
Did you hear about the blind man that went bungee jumping? Scared the hell out of the dog
As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another ~ Proverbs 27:17
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Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system ~ Rush Limbaugh (You elect him???)
Freedom is the Distance Between Church and State. I want freedom from religion!
Why do elephants paint their testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill ~ Edmund Burke (1729:1797) Irish philosopher and statesman
Nothing is impossible ~ Gertrude Elion (1918-1999) American chemist Nobel Prize winner
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