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Broken World News
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Infant Leaves Dad in Car in 90 Degree Heat for Six Hours wp.me/p3gRZf-hF
Washington Redskins to Build New Practice Facility on Sacred Indian Burial Grounds wp.me/p3gRZf-bH #Redskins #NFL #Skins
G.M. Jerry Jones Named Dallas Cowboys Employee of the Month 288th Consecutive Time wp.me/p3gRZf-8u #Cowboys #NFL #AmericasTeam
#BREAKING: QB Vince Young Signs Two Year Contract With AT&T Wireless wp.me/p3gRZf-fM @PlankShow #NFL
Hamas Leader Talks "Dawn of the Apes", Killing Jews wp.me/p3gRZf-hr #Gaza #Israel #Hamas #DawnOfApes
Two Decades Later, Cupid Still Haunted By Julia Roberts, Lyle Lovett Misfire wp.me/p3gRZf-dH @DistractChicago #PrettyWoman #UglyMan
BREAKING: Homeless Man Can't Believe He's Fucking Meg Ryan wp.me/p3gRZf-8p @scottbox #SleeplessInSeattle #Starbucks
For Tenth Straight Year, Summer Camp’s Entire Counselor Staff Butchered wp.me/p3gRZf-7l @MovieCigarBeer @RobZombie #FridayThe13th
This Day In History: 25 Years Ago Michael Jordan Wished AIDS Upon Magic Johnson wp.me/p3gRZf-53 @itsMichaelJ #NBA #Bulls #Lakers
BREAKING: Film Critic Lucky Steven Seagal Doesn't Know What Corpulent Means wp.me/p3gRZf-90 @JohnLeguizamo #ExecutiveDecision #news
G.M. Jerry Jones Named Dallas Cowboys Employee of the Month 288th Consecutive Time wp.me/p3gRZf-8u @sportsalerts #Cowboys #NFL
QB Vince Young Signs Two Year Contract With AT&T Wireless wp.me/p3gRZf-fM @MorningAnimals #Longhorns #HookEm #UT
Two-Minute Documentary: Lost Stories From The Civil War wp.me/p3gRZf-6D @TheFinalEd #history #LGBT #civilwar
NFL History: The Story of the First Black NFL Player wp.me/p3gRZf-ab @MorningAnimals #NFL #Redskins #Bears
Glenn Beck Asks Listeners to Imagine Obama Having Sex With Their Mothers wp.me/p3gRZf-dZ @AgainstTeaParty #TheBlaze #Obama
Production on Star Wars Episode VII Halted Following Sudden Death of R2D2 wp.me/p3gRZf-dn #StarWarsVII #R2D2
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends. (Benjamin Franklin)
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Morning pep talk to self: Let's go, you f$%&ing f$%&faced scum-f$%&ing f$%&. Not actually very motivating.
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Arkansas Judge Strikes Down Ban on Same-Sibling Marriage wp.me/p3gRZf-gr #MarriageEquality #GoHogs
Hobby Lobby Closes Doors After All Female Employees Take Maternity Leave wp.me/p3gRZf-hb #birthcontrol #abortion #HobbyLobby
Nike Legally Adopts Thousands of Undocumented Immigrant Children wp.me/p3gRZf-hD #refugees #Nike #Immigration
Hamas Leader Talks "Dawn of the Apes", Killing Jews wp.me/p3gRZf-hr #Gaza #Israel #DawnOfApes
Friends Have All Memorized Mark Wahlberg's "American Ninja Warrior" Strategy wp.me/p3gRZf-hg #AmericanNinjaWarrior #MarkyMark