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Broken World News
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Conjoined Twins Masturbation Session Gets Weird #Footloose #KevinBacon
BREAKING NEWS: Do not open emails entitled 'Hello Gorgeous' if you are ugly! They are likely to be a scam!
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#YouMightBeARepublican if you think a man's property rights cover 600,000 acres of public land, but a woman's don't include her own uterus
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HAHAHA - I just wasted an hour of my time signing up for #Obamacare because I have no intention of paying my premium. The jokes on Obama.
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SPOILER ALERT: You're going to hell.
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Washington Redskins to Build New Practice Facility on Sacred Indian Burial Grounds @DanSnyderCares @YaNative
Billy Ray Cyrus Caught Googling "Honor Killing" @BillyRayC
Rush Limbaugh On His Courageous Two-Decade Battle With Brain-Eating Amoeba @StopRush @RushLimbNews
This Day In History: 25 Years Ago Michael Jordan Wished AIDS Upon Magic Johnson @itsMichaelJ @itsMichaelJ23
Glenn Beck Asks Listeners to Imagine Obama Having Sex With Their Mothers @GlennBeckNews @glennbeckshow
Peyton Manning Reminds Fans He's Basically Been Playing With a Broken Goddamn Neck @FauxPManning
Super Model Marisa Miller Reveals Her Marriage is Result of Lost Super Bowl Bet @SomeDoucheBags
Film Critic Lucky Steven Seagal Doesn't Know What Corpulent Means @LegendaryNorris @REALCJVANDAMME @TheSlyFanbase
G.M. Jerry Jones Named Dallas Cowboys Employee of the Month 288th Consecutive Time @notjjones @JesseGladsaget
Homeless Man Can't Believe He's Fucking Meg Ryan @MohitRaich @Starbucks_Porn
GM Recalls When its Vehicles Weren't Piles of Shit @MosheTheGreat #GeneralMotors
Johnny Manziel Flees to Canada to Avoid NFL Draft @LostLettermen @BleacherReport
Make-A-Wish Foundation Grants Dying 14-Year-Old Boy’s Wish to Have Sex With Jerry Sandusky @TheDisgustedPat
Star Wars VII to Feature Muslim Sith Lord, Gay Jedi Knight @StarWarsPlots @StarWarsJokes
Church's New Pastor Believes in God a Little Too Much @ThatKevinSmith @RichardDawkins
Study Suggests Fatass Kids More Likely to Develop Low Self Esteem @FatKidMovie @heytherejeffro
Lone Soldier From Future Forgets Name of Woman He's Been Sent to Protect @Schwarzenegger @TheArnoldFans
Tough-Talking, Alcoholic, Loose Cannon Cop Who Always Gets the Job Done Faces Suspension @Eastwood_ @True_MelGibson