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Felicia Day
television movies actor 2,311,837 followers
The tone people use when they say, "You haven't seen <X TV show>?!" Is the same tone they'd use if they discovered you don't have nipples.
Now that Hello Kitty isn't a cat but a girl, my dreams can come true and this can be my future family portrait. pic.twitter.com/Wce2LERCcQ
Um, wtf Hello Kitty is not a cat?! Then the milkman was a Moogle for sure. laist.com/2014/08/27/san…
There’s something rotten within gaming culture. @mistertodd thinks it’s time we cut it out bit.ly/XQmYx5 pic.twitter.com/blotcekKnk
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Me watching the global warming episode of Cosmos: "I believe you Neil! What can I do to stop the melting?!? Neil! Tell me what to do!" #sobs
Welcome to Twitter @JensenAckles! Here's a picture you can use as your avatar! pic.twitter.com/uKiqWT1JbE
It's official! I am hereby confirming that Jensen Ackles IS now on twitter. U R welcome :) @JensenAckles #JensenAcklesOnTwitter
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RT: @SethGreen: LAST DAY to bid on NerdHQ stuff to benefit the awesome @operationsmile nerdhqauctions.com
Seems like I'm congratulating a lot of friends lately, but they're all doing so awesome. Gratz @harto for hitting the NYT Bestseller list!
Sometimes when you part your hair on the wrong side it feels like you got a lobotomy.
Real Talk Time: I think that new Taylor Swift video is adorable. #ducks
This dog tied up at a coffee shop is so cute, anyone who comes in and doesn't pet him has to be Satan. Or allergic. pic.twitter.com/oHkkqgKYGs
Strawberry dipped in liquid nitrogen and then shot with gun. Source: bit.ly/1pC9nDs pic.twitter.com/PGc13PE9FT
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When you're in an elevator with a stranger and they get a text and it makes them laugh, they should share the joke. #modernrules
Watch Felicia & Ryon take on Dynasty Warriors 3 and Bubble Bobble on the latest Co-Optitude: bit.ly/1ldB7in pic.twitter.com/jT1hkLZ3ql
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@feliciaday Or, perhaps more worryingly, a pair of testicles falling out of someone's vagina.
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My latte art is pretty sweet this morning. Like a vagina falling out of someone's body. pic.twitter.com/PGak8tqZVB
When LinkedIn starts sending you birthday notice, after you absolutely unsubscribed to them the year before, the cycle of ages begins again.
Today I learned that anus peaked in 1875. Thanks Google!
Hmm, "anus" peaked in 1875? Thanks Google! pic.twitter.com/6XoqmiJCmX
Girl spa day: my Russian masseuse clearly had onions for breakfast.
Me to my dog: "I forgot a fork, go get me one Cubby! God I wish you were a house elf."