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Was last night's #familyguy yummy, delicious, or both?
Rest your head and time for sleep, West Coast! Thanks for being here tonight! #familyguy!
"Oh, Brian, who am I?! I don't have a cold, my sinuses are remarkably wide open!" - Stewie #familyguy
Pretty sure that's not what he meant by "exchange numbers," Stewie. #familyguy
RT if you think Quagmire needs to earn his #giggity. #familyguy
"Mr. Duckford would like some quackers." – Stewie #familyguy
Brian: Stewie, I told you, that's not for kids! Stewie: YOU'RE not for kids! Good comeback. #familyguy
"Sand and sand and sand and sand and...goodnight!" - Exit sandman. #familyguy
You ready for a sweet night, West Coast? #familyguy starts NOW!
That's the way the cookie store crumbled. Eh? Ehhh? Alright good night, East Coast! #familyguy
"What is this... the circle of perfect people?!" –Stewie
Brian: Stewie, what're you doing? Stewie: Just bein' awesome. #familyguy
Well... that's one way to get some customers. #familyguy
RT if you're ready to roll up your sleeves and dig in. #familyguy
Uhhhh Stewie, you okay there, little buddy? #familyguy
"Peter, a man threw diarrhea at us." – Lois #realitycheck #familyguy
"Lois! Lois! Mommy!" We've heard that one before, Stewie. #familyguy
Ahhh, the ol' Peter-for-Reflection-Peter switcheroo. #familyguy
It's happening, East Coast/Central! #familyguy starts NOW!
Peter + Cookies = ?? Find out in an all-new #familyguy, this Sunday at 9/8c!
That feeling when you're a day away from an all-new #familyguy. TOMORROW at 9/8c!
Forget the treats...this Sunday's Family Guy has all TRICKS!
#FOX has everything you need for a spook-tacular Halloween! If you dare, download these exclusive character masks:
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Everybody's got to have at least one in their closet. #familyguy
The legendary Predator has landed in Quahog! Download @ via @playfamilyguy
When Tom told Consuela the Griffins might be gone, what'd she do? #familyguy
Quagmire...falls in love? Catch an encore of "Quagmire's Quagmire" tonight at 9/8c on @FOXTV! #familyguy
Looks like you lost *a bit* of weight, Brian. #familyguy
Alright, here's some trivia for ya: Who remembers what Peter's cartoon was called? #familyguy
The best part of writing a horror story: Lunch. #familyguy
If I could know all my class material like I know @FamilyGuyonFOX episodes, I would be the poster child of U of A.
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It's Halloween in #playfamilyguy and Quahog is overrun with ghosts. Who you gonna call?
1. Get ready for bed 2. Set your nightlight 3. Watch this: 4. Sweet dreams! #familyguy
Mmmmm, #familyguy encore. Get to Quahog at 8/7c... and find yourself in Springfield!
Woo-hoo! An encore of The Simpsons Guy will be airing TONIGHT at 8/7c! #familyguy
You knew Peter would make a terrible David Chicago. And lo and behold, he did: #familyguy
RT if you flailed your wacky waving arms for this short but handsome slightly hairy newly single salesman. #familyguy
"Wow, this is amazing! I never want to lose this feeling!" - Brian #familyguy
Time to tell us, guys: What did you think of last night's storytime? #familyguy
Two things to think about: dogs who look like presidents, & people reacting to farts. Good night, West Coast! #familyguy
Nope, no it did NOT end well at all. #familyguy
Brian. You, uh... you might've taken this a little too far. #briangriffin #familyguy
"We all know I'm the only one who can do a squirrel voice." – This is big for Peter's theater career. #familyguy