Dad: Who is your Best Teacher?
I freaking hate when my friends socialize with people I dislike with a passion
I’m following next 60 who follow ——► @UnusuaIFactPage
◄—— Just 60 <3.
When people are being watched, they behave better. And the illusion of being watched works, too.
Music is one of the best proven ways to get out of an emotional spiral.
If you type in any flight number into Google you can see exactly where the plane is!
Running helps you to become better at sex.
Coffee reduces skin cancer risk.
my outfit for school tomorrow pic.twitter.com/JzCAE0COFD
*Opens math book to do homework*
*Slowly begins to cry*
*Closes math book*
Only 30 days left until 2014. 😳😳😳😳
I wanna get an education but I don't wanna wake up early and do homework you feel me.
Normal teenager: sneaking out the house at 1 am
Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1 am
me: okay it's 7 am
me: I should get up
me: just five seconds
me: five minutes
me: five hours
me: five days
me: five years
"I need to pass this class"
*starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*
i wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework and study u feel me
The nicer you are, the easier you're hurt. So just be a bitch.
if u think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row u are dead wrong
R.I.P Paul Walker #RT
To Show Respect 😢�pic.twitter.com/vYkiF9o8PY
I believe in hate at first sight
my mind says november but my heart says christmas
im 99.9% sure im the ugly friend
don't give a shit
"I need to talk to you..."
Is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.
We're not close anymore, but I'll be there if you need me.
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
When my hair looks good:
3%: At school
7%: At home
90%: When I'm about to shower
*At a restaurant*
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
I’ve liked you since I met you.
seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy
my future husband could have a girlfriend right now i am so mad at him
An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.
no I will not make the first move
I will not move at all
do you ever look through old pictures and think
where the hell did that shirt go.
me: *puts earphones in*
me: oh right
me: *plays music*
I get so happy when you talk to me. 😊
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
ex's be like: "remember when we used to?"
I remember when you couldn't be faithful that's what I remember.. do you remember?
Me + Music = Goodbye world
Losing your phone is like losing your life.
teacher: eyes on your own paper
me: bitch i only have eyes for da paper
*throws cash everywhere*
Reasons why I stop replying:
1) I'm busy
2) You're boring
3) I'm mad
4) You replied with one word
5) I'm on twitter
6) I'm eating
I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for.
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test