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ΞSP
The man is gone. But the debates are still here. #sigh
Someone let me in on the joke...
Why are we so blind to see, the ones we hurt are YOU and ME!
Look who's here.... @AmirKingKhan 󾌳
Look who's here.... @AmirKingKhan 😁
stop. think. respect.
May you Rest In Peace. @APJAbdulKalam 1931-2015.
From what I read in the newspapers, if you're an actor or somewhat famous in India, you're not entitled to have a political view on Twitter.
life is just an awkward boner waiting to happen at the most inconvenient time possible...
Getting too old for late nights...
no power on earth can stop an idea whose time has come...
Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine.
trying to limit the number of people i can disappoint...brb.
get to know your neighbors first, then worry about meeting aliens in outer space...
these tweets are told with facts and lies...never mind.
a thin capitalist and a fat socialist live within me...
imagining being on the rooftop overlooking the world while trapped in a dark basement...that's what being in love with someone feels like.
maybe it's time to make new friends...
there is truth that lives...there is truth that dies...never mind.
behold! what was once a moral man...
to be or not to be...we keep quoting Shakespeare. but what we ought to be asking is to be happy or to be moral...
in pursuit of happiness...brb.
what is your WHY?
When you feel the whole world is standing against you, turn around and take a selfie. You will find the whole world behind you...
today i realised that perhaps a soulmate for me is someone i can talk to happily pre-coffee...
life is swinging between romanticism and melodrama...
who is willing to listen to the voice of my soul...?
don't worry, be happy. or else...
men are visual...and women are better!
i have the answers...just don't know what the questions are...
a minute of happiness...a life time of suffering. a moral dilemma.
just when you thought all doors just closed up on you...a tiny window from norway opens up for you...
it's funny how you're there for everyone who needs you, but then when it's your turn, you're all alone...
love is until life takes over...
tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway...
ashley madison hacked...bet all divorce lawyers seeing dollar bills and going, 'Kaching! Kaching!'
giving the silent treatment...brb.
The question is would you refuse love if it brought you the right person at the wrong moment in your life...
No asprin can cure a suspicious headache...
I realised something today. Some people are built to self destruct & take down everyone around them as well. You just cannot save them. SOS.
It does seem like @realDonaldTrump really had some bad tacos in his childhood...nothing else seems to make sense otherwise.
It's funny how easily people just give up on you...
Retweeted Jay (@theshamingofjay): Smile? Oh you mean mouth lie.
Smile? Oh you mean mouth lie.
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Retweeted Token Geezer (@Token_Geezer): If their sexts contain no typos, they're faking it
If their sexts contain no typos, they're faking it
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better Ctrl+S than sorry...
They say the source of my happiness is you. How wrong are they?
Why is the only word out of a three year old is a NO?
Hello Earth. I'm Pluto.




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