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Eric Schwartz
comedian 7,978 followers
UPDATE: Last place to 10th place in the @AndyKaufmanAward in 20 hours thx to you! Vote til Sun 11:59: andykaufmanaward.com/vote Takes 1 sec!
Please vote for @ericschwartz & then RT. He's a semifinalist in @AndyKaufmanFest & he really deserves to win. andykaufmanaward.com/vote
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I'm a semifinalist in @AndyKaufmanFest. VOTE FOR ME: andykaufmanaward.com/vote/ I'm a day behind, so I really need you, #SCHWARTZFORCE!
A big congratulations to @ericschwartz for being named a semi-finalist to @AndyKaufmanFest!
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Sneeze 1: Bless you. Sneeze 2: BLESS YOU. Sneeze 3: Stop it. Sneeze 4: F*** YOU.
This may or may not have happened at #Jacksonville University last night. instagram.com/p/tFfIooPD8N/
These two love birds prove my upside-down balls shirt WORKS! Get yours at ericschwartzlive.com/store. pic.twitter.com/zmMOPz7fwh
I prefer meows, but shouts will do! 🐱 @AbbyECarlsonn: Shoutout to the wonderful voiceover of@ericschwartzz in Kitten Party. Most wonderful!”
Can't wait for Kitten Party 2: Electric Boogaloo “@BellumEnt: @lauraameyerr We are glad you enjoyed it! @ericschwartz did a great job.”
That's why we made it short, like a kitten. “@mariah_gnegy: Update: watching Kitten Party for a second time”
bae: come over me: kitten party is on netflix bae: i'm home alone me: it's literally a 40 minute movie about kittens having a party
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Welcme 2 the party “@mariah_gnegy: @ericschwartz I nvr thought I'd find love, but watched Kitten Party & it's restored my faith in humanity”
@ericschwartz spitting some bars. #RealTalk hackers making life hard out there for joe schmoe... fb.me/3I5J6tQX7
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If you use @reddit, help vote up my new parody of "Rude" called "Nude." reddit.com/r/comedy/comme… #fappening
The recent celebrity photo leak has a new anthem! Watch & share my parody of @ournameisMAGIC "Rude" called "Nude" youtube.com/watch?v=QHcPS-…
Listen to my parody of Magic!'s "Rude" called "Nude," the theme song for the recent celebrity photo leak.... youtu.be/QHcPS-OmrsA?a
Who will get adopted first at @sdshelters? Note: only one is fixed. pic.twitter.com/yOQGJAFiSF
#Nude: My new parody of @ournameisMAGIC #Rude about recent celebrity photo leak. Download for free at ericschwartzlive.com/store
.@jimjefferies' career exploded when attacked at @ComedyStoreMCR. He pays it forward to me w lips rather than fists. pic.twitter.com/nvxDiK2ZVJ
.@bengleib called the cops on himself for murdering at his hour special at #sblolfest @lolflix @nadinerajabi pic.twitter.com/LNbAPY8ztu
Pedophile statue! Thanks to Ourplacenetwork for pointing out the danger in Santa Barbara. #candy #pewteralert vine.co/v/OuE9ndPJEbl
#sblolfest continues 2night w @kirkfox from #ParksAndRec @LoberoTheatre 6p. A MUST SEE! Forget later, thank me now. sblolfest.com
.@funnybrad KILLED his special taping at @lolflix #sblolfest. "Fun Size" will make many look up to him. @hulu @Uber pic.twitter.com/of743g7Yyo
It's me and therealrussellp in our new show, "Homeboys and Indians." @lolflix #santabarbara #comedyinstagram.com/p/skYz_jPD8E/