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Eric Schwartz
Drake's "Hotline Bling" was def inspired by @ONLY1DRAM's Cha Cha, but the moves & sweater are all Cosby. #CosbyBling
#ScaryStoryIn5Words Hoverboards replace actual human feet. @midnight
#MyBaseballPickupLines I promise you a diamond if you give me a trip to the dugout. #FieldOfDreams
#SignsSomeoneIsLying Their body is parallel to the floor.
T.I. just wrecked his chances of becoming Hillary's VP.
The dude in the middle is our baby. #SBLOLFEST
Comment card: "Get prettier pens."
#IfComediansMadeRules You'd be able to give "Points" to anything you think is funny. #SBLOLFEST @hardwick #pointsme
#IfComediansMadeRules The Pledge of Allegiance would contain "Seven Dirty Words." #SBLOLFEST
Comedy isn't the only stand up I do. Paddling w @SantaBarbaraSeo before #sblolfest at @LoberoTheatre tonight!
#TheNextTwitterFeature I taught an actual bird to say my Tweets. #sblolfest
Hashtaggers are rocking #TheNextTwitterFeature on @AfterFFriday right meow! Will you win tickets to the #SBLOLFEST ?!
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Did you hear? We are running EXTRA GAMES this week! Join us to win tickets to The Nerdy Show for the #SBLOLFEST RT
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Piers Morgan may not see a dif in black/white, but should be sensitive on the English/American words 4 rooster.
We're giving out tickets to the Santa Barbara LOL Comedy Fest for the best #NerdUpATVShow tweets all week! #SBLOLFEST
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