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Eric Schwartz
comedian 8,680 followers
In honor of #NationalHugDay, get my #FreeHugs shirt at"Who is Hugs? And why is he locked up?"
Got my shots and meds for my trip to India at the @TheWeirdass #Comedy Festival. #MALARIOUS.
#Pune natives at @UF tonight. They gave me their mail to take home when I'm there for @TheWeirdass Fest nxt wk.
Post a pic w ur pajama fingers 2 support me at PajamaComedyFest in #India 1/23-26! #10DaysToPajama
Love it! “@StacyBonino: Look what I found😉Saw u when my son was too young to come. Love ur autograph. Come to NJ�”
Why can't extremists react with extreme construction rather than extreme destruction?
New year, new look. What changes are you making? #inspiration
$100 if you can guess where I am. Make checks payable to Eric Schwartz.
I'm @BreaImprov 2mro, home of giant #xmas decor. That's actually not a tree, it's mistletoe.
Wait, isn't there already something that holds bananas together?
If you don't love my new #Hanukkah parody megamix, I'll clean your latke pans! WATCH:
Listen to me on KGGI 99.1 #IE , Where I will perform some Hanukkah songs to promote my @BreaImprov show Dec 23
My Smooth-E shirts arrive in one to three business days via Priority Mail. Get them at!
Even the weather guy is talking about my show @ImprovSanJose 2nte. My devastation will be felt all over the region.
YOUR CHOICE: Eight hours of sleep or one of these. #yikes