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Eric Schwartz
comedian 8,047 followers
@MaulerBaller: @ericschwartz is not tech support, but he is funny. #dotcomedy #maxpoint” Thanks to the Maxpoint!
.@ericschwartz aka "Smooth-E" will be performing here LIVE on Friday, Oct. 24th at 8pm & 10pm! GET THOSE TICKETS NOW! laughfactory.com/clubs/chicago/…
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lol check out “@ericschwartz: Baby got Throwback Thursday! Watch and share my #FlatButt Anthem, Flat Booty Girl. youtube.com/watch?v=WewfDX…
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Baby got Throwback Thursday! Watch and share my #FlatButt Anthem, Flat Booty Girl. youtube.com/watch?v=WewfDX…
U saw @BuzzFeed's new flat butt vid, butt my "Flat Booty Girl" was ahead of the curve. Pls share so I can shine too! youtu.be/WewfDX9WzVA
Pal @Justin_Willman taping a pilot for @ComedyCentral Friday. I'm so bummed I'm out of town, but u should go! on-camera-audiences.com/shows/Sleight_…
#CHICAGO: It's our first time together. Bring the wind! Oct. 24, 8&10 @ChiLaughFactory Tix: laughfactory.com pic.twitter.com/b0KwQN99bJ
I filled in for Lester of Willie Tyler and Lester at the @icehousecc 54th Anniversary Show… instagram.com/p/uFNxmTvD3B/
@hendrickson1988: @ericschwartz Great set last night at the @ImprovComedyLA #thegame” WVA represent! Thanks for coming through.
Made friends w bambisancha at hollywoodimprov tonight. instagram.com/p/uC6aOlPDzA/
Flying 3,000 miles to be with you at the @ImprovComedyLA tonight. Get there! Hollywood.improv.com pic.twitter.com/Fn17w5NfUs
@JAScubed: Funny stuff from @bocomedy and @ericschwartz at LHU. Thanks guys!” Thanks, Jerry! We sang out lil hearts out tonight.
Old English furniture polish is only half as #gangsta as the malt liquor but 10 times cleaner. instagram.com/p/t8Tl2tPD-V/
The only reason to NOT come see me at @ImprovComedyLA 10/11. Enter code SMOOTHE for $5 off. hollywood.improv.com/event.cfm?id=3… pic.twitter.com/vzknDCa8PX
Another success story! “@aaron_west191: @ericschwartz I had an awesome time last night good set pic.twitter.com/TfLpg7PH0X
I know Michael Phelps is a big hip hop fan, but he is taking that @kendricklamar "swimming pools full of liquor" song way too literally.
Bringing 1963 back with the #ClassOf2019 at Lemoyne College in #Syracuse #NY @ Le Moyne College instagram.com/p/teVfNnvD_I/
About to put smiles on faces at the Tony and Lucille Weasler Auditorium at @MarquetteU. #Honoredinstagram.com/p/tbnqmKvD0E/
Perk TV launches a serving of Smooth-E videos by comedian @ericschwartz that will make you “Surrender to the Blender” perk.fm/v9ki
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e.e. cummings said, “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter" and didn't even offer a punchline. Don't be part of the problem!
UPDATE: Last place to 10th place in the @AndyKaufmanAward in 20 hours thx to you! Vote til Sun 11:59: andykaufmanaward.com/vote Takes 1 sec!
Please vote for @ericschwartz & then RT. He's a semifinalist in @AndyKaufmanFest & he really deserves to win. andykaufmanaward.com/vote
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I'm a semifinalist in @AndyKaufmanFest. VOTE FOR ME: andykaufmanaward.com/vote/ I'm a day behind, so I really need you, #SCHWARTZFORCE!
A big congratulations to @ericschwartz for being named a semi-finalist to @AndyKaufmanFest!
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Sneeze 1: Bless you. Sneeze 2: BLESS YOU. Sneeze 3: Stop it. Sneeze 4: F*** YOU.
This may or may not have happened at #Jacksonville University last night. instagram.com/p/tFfIooPD8N/
These two love birds prove my upside-down balls shirt WORKS! Get yours at ericschwartzlive.com/store. pic.twitter.com/zmMOPz7fwh
I prefer meows, but shouts will do! 🐱 @AbbyECarlsonn: Shoutout to the wonderful voiceover of@ericschwartzz in Kitten Party. Most wonderful!”