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Eric Schwartz
My Straight Outta Compton parody #StraightOuttaCompost makes red & blue bandanas green. LISTEN ericschwartzlive.com/?p=2501
Sesame Street on @HBO is cool, but what I really want to see is Big Bird as Khaleesi's dragon on @GameOfThrones
#RuinAFootballTeam The courtroom sketch artist wins the hashtag w this Tom Brady masterpiece. New England PAINTriots?
#StraighOutta Compost! I made this track to put a carbon footprint up your ass. Listen: soundcloud.com/ericschwartz-1…
#OurFutureWillHave the results of today. The choice is yours!
What an honor to perform for @KingBobbyBrown at @thehahacafe last night!
Google is becoming Alphabet, the perfect name for a company based on ones and zeroes.
T.J. Miller Interview JFL 2015 - On the Beat: youtu.be/dpxzlPAqjIU?a via @YouTube
Check out music from new @VansWarpedTour pal, @kojisaysaloha #AcousticBasement (Suggestive balloon not included).
Just toured half the country in 10 days with these funny dudes on #WarpedComedy @WarpedComedyTour #HamBURGER!
I couldn't think of anything. I'm #StraightOutta Captions.
Lenny Kravitz finally got his "Fly Away." #Punmaster5000
Lenny Kravitz proved which part of him is Jewish today.
#Florida: Snowbirds are suckas! Heat & floods can't stop me from rocking u at @TampaImprov & @OTHComedyClub 8/19-23.
#SignsYoureRightWing You can see Russia from your house.




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