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Eric Schwartz
Donald Trump's accomplishments: 1. Celebrity Apprentice 2. Gucci store owner 3. Invented duck lips pic.twitter.com/MZADwZcf6U
As a wedding DJ, I told the crowd to "Say 'HO!'" #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/n3Rthrcvt9
#FoodAnEightiesSong 🎼🎢 Do you really want some turkey? With some BLT stacked up on white?🎢#CultureCLUBCLpic.twitter.com/gKP7alI8uEI8uE
Great 1st night @RoosterTF...if u call getting bald hazed by these 2 hairy mfs "a great night." See u here thru Sun. pic.twitter.com/yhXC3af3G0
#GeekPickUpLines Q: You wanna know what the biggest bone in my body is? A: My femur. #fact @midnight pic.twitter.com/CA95PA9cL3
World Trade Center One: I wouldn't trade it for the world. I don't have that kind of power. #NYC #sunset pic.twitter.com/JBM1QjnlYz
#IHaveGeekCredBecause my last relationship was purely physical – she beat the crap out of me. pic.twitter.com/vuv5kfA5zZ




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