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Eric Schwartz
comedian 15,563 followers
Yes! I can finally see #50ShadesOfGrey minus the hordes of horny honeys who have already seen it!
Help my friends @LaughFactoryLV win #BestOfLasVegas! Text "VOTE LAUGHIN" to 81500. I'm there 4/27-5/3.
Get ready...just blended up ep 1 of the #ReFresh podcast with @ryanbroems and @sindygodfrey. Coming ASAP! #llamas
Winner of this week's caption contest! ā€œ@MFHLAW: @ericschwartz #SmoothEMeme "what a unique TIP jar"ā€
Don't condone it, but WILL repost it! @Bofusandco corrupting youth in my honor. See u at @OntarioImprov 2nte.
Thanks to Stu, Tiffany & Jimbo for #unicorntaint on @kcalrocks this morning! See you at @OntarioImprov tonight. #IE
#WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero I don't have x-ray vision. Heck, I don't even have 20/20.
CAPTION CONTEST: Best caption wins DL of #ParodiesNuts Vol 1&2 (over 40 tracks). You have 24 hours! #SmoothEMeme
Congrats, @awasmoen, caption contest winner. Here comes your Smooth-E Logo Tee! New contest launches today 10a PST.
The Sound of Music, the look of tattoos!
If you do this many sit-ups, I will proudly showcase your work. @ActuallyNPH #Oscars #DoogieTrouser
To say thx for 15K followers, free DL of my album #ParodiesNuts2 w/ code "TWIT15" til 2/29!
Happy Chinese New Year! Getting my Yin and Yang on Schwartz in Cedar Rapids, IA tonight. #comedy