I don't understand why the usher keeps waking me up, am i not suppose to sleep in my father's house?
Just like your brain hiding your sense. twitter.com/JustineSkye/st…
Fake Pastors when it's time to preach about giving tithes VS time to preach about fasting
When you're giving a speech but you're tryna face the audience and read from the papers simultaneously
Fan : I don't like your new music
Nigerian Artiste : the money I make will buy you and your generation
Part 2 - Kevin Barry aka Kayode, loves eating Amala and Gbegiri 😂j
All of y'all having imaginary haters, y'all better go and sit down somewhere and keep your mind at rest, lol nobody's hating on you. 😆😆😆😆😂😁
Fan : please help with me with my tuition fees..God bless you
Naija artiste: quit school..it's not by force
When you tell your baby you love em and the baby remembers you tried to abort him at some point
The way warriors exchange incantations in yoruba war movies.. You'd knw it's where rap battle originated from
The block button was meant for someone who threatens your life not for someone who u don't agree with their option
We don't need CCTV cameras in a country like Nigeria, neighbours and relatives are enough. 😔😔😔
If you're an employee and you not always angry every Sunday evening
Your boss is trying..
The phone I bought with my money is now correcting my grammar...nkt 😔 😔 😔
Married women will wear 'men are trash' tees
They don't know what to use money for twitter.com/DrChubbyy/stat…
Make your own money and stop feeling entitled to other people's Money 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Just did the math and Nicki Minaj promised about $26,000 (N8.24m) to those students.
Truly, all her slander is CANCELLED!!
Your tweets are not empty and baseless. You don't misuse the opportunity you have here to make a diff no matter how little #my2cents
But Chris Brown is still alive. twitter.com/rihanna/status…
How U pick yourself up when you slide in their DMs, & they read, continue tweeting but don't reply
The first eighteen years of your life are like a free trial, and after that it's pay to play
To let 9ther people know they can do same twitter.com/Tzar_Marc/stat…
Because they aren't "good deeds" till people know about them. twitter.com/Tzar_Marc/stat…
Some guys miss out on good girls because they listened to their friends twitter.com/Mistabiyi/stat…
Your MCM is ranting on behalf of Kanye because Diddy cropped out his wife from a group photo. Sigh.
Girls with "No DM" in their bios, what do they want? 4 attacking midfielders?
If only you people knew what Choc boys did for Jos when they had issues. Or 2face for benue. E.t.c
Nigga y'all filming Fast 9 or going to prom wtf is going on here twitter.com/hooppdreamss/s…
Watch him become a 'saint' once this materializes, someone that has been labeled a 'thief' by the same people all these years. 😊😊😊😊😊😊twitter.com/vanguardngrnew…
if any man be in Christ (APC), he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. twitter.com/OlisaOsega/sta…
They're proud. Yes,... But not stingy twitter.com/Alpacino_jay/s…
You still dey this planet? twitter.com/Bitch_im_stars…
Oshey dear... Hunger wan show sef 😢�twitter.com/Rose_Related/s…