Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Grow your twitter followers. Join free!
Share this on Twitter “Just stumbled across this cool page for ⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡”
Want to Grow Your Twitter Following, Free?
#BlackFriday -- how to get gullible people to spend even more money before December starts ...before having to spend money in December
Spurs' Europa League match halted by pitch invaders attempting to take selfies…
Retweeted by ⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡
Why have they closed the doors to the tunnel??? #spurs
To be honest this is the most interesting part of the game #Spurs #Suspended
Second one of the day! Well done Gaz! Gaz passed his driving test with just 4 minor driving faults! Why not...
Driving lessons Telford Well done Caileigh! Shropshires' own golfing star! Caileigh passed her driving test in...
Sat in the test centre with a bloke who's drinking coffee sounding like water going down a drain! #DRINKITOUTSIDE!
Frozen windscreen? Don't waste time cleaning it.... Just draw this on it and look through the gaps #GoodPlan
Ahh. The dawn chorus in full flow...... People coughing and moms shouting abuse at their kids!
Looking out on the frost and fog. Wrapped in a duvet thinking .... That's looks gorgeous/I'm not going outside in that!
You know you're not doing well when we bring this guy on! #villa
Love the fact you can just lay in bed with. Nothing to do and nowhere to go..... And enjoy the lie-in. #SnugInMyDuvet
Of all the places to stop he picks opposite a van so as to block the road off! #Dumb
I'd like to apologise in advance for any accidents I cause on the road tomorrow.
Retweeted by ⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡
Well here's a tip --- clean your own vomit up and STOP MOANING!!!! #TelfordA&E #Spanner!
Old bloke moaning to nurses about having to wait three hours he then says I vomited 20 minutes ago & nobody has cleaned it up! #TelfordA&E
Been here over 3 hrs --- good job there are nurses here ... I think I'm about to die from boredom. #TelfordA&E #WaitingForSomeone
A&E waiting time --- 2 1/2 hours!! How many sick people in telford are there?
2 people in front. 1 schoolboy 1 dinner lady/teacher both in wheelchairs. Seems to be victims of playground fight #TelfordA&E
Just realised Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad!
*takes personality test* *fails* 😔
‘Love Water’. Nick Hewer’s not quite sold on that soft drink idea. #TheApprentice
Retweeted by ⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡
Hope they don't pay her the fee now she's gone #ImACeIeb
Surprise surprise on tv!!! ........ Is it Sunday night???....... Is it 1987???
Things to do on Thursday 1. Go to the vets 2. Tell them your fish is poorly 3. Put a fish finger on the examining table 4. Do a sad face
our officers all carry Mobile Fingerprint Devices, there is no point lying about your identity when you are stopped committing an offence!👮👍
Retweeted by ⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LAND..... BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR .....Och! They've scored another one?? 😔�#Oopsps 3-#Englandnd 😝😝😝😝👅
Second round here we come! Full time 2-1. The Bucks progress
Retweeted by ⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡
Now now Scotland. It's not the result... But the taking part that counts!!! 😳😝😝😝#EnglandEngland
Ahh. Is there anything better than being up at 6.30 so I can get the first pupil for 7.20...... Oh yes Anything else is better than this!! 😩
I don't know why I'm doing this! GC --- I'd guess about £50,000! #ImACeIeb