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RT @MPSonthewater: The Palace of Westminster looking positively glowing this evening #londonatnight yfrog.com/obopeuyj
out of road: Maestro, Allegro and Montego among 'classic cars' facing extinction… #MailOnline bit.ly/YFK4Dn pic.twitter.com/KaYkYWoV34
Well done Evie the only girl who when asked to lift the bonnet up said "seriously? With these nails?" Passed with... fb.me/2kZFx9sUA
Well done Evie @e1cowie the only girl who when asked to lift the bonnet up said "seriously? With these nails?" yfrog.com/nt9pnylj
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn't take it out of my garden
DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Shell and BP raided in probe into petrol price fixing #skypapers twitpic.com/cql09o
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Well I'm no meteor... Er meatier.... Meatrear... #WeatherBloke ... but that don't look good. :-( yfrog.com/j2b2utlj
Remember: IN GOD WE TRUST! ..All others pay cash!
Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry ....has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.
Nice to see baggies fans sympathising with Wigan... They experienced the same... (Not the winning a trophy obviously)
So as the Dingles dumber cousins will lose to man Utd on Sunday. If villa beat Wigan we finish just 5 points behind #HowCrapAreYou
Dear Baggies fans we played the worst season ever! ... And we are still only 8 points behind you! #avfc
Come on you gooners!!!! #avfc
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.... Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?.... Who knows? Who cares?
Stupid Shrewsbury lights been in traffic ten mins now! yfrog.com/eszoufwj
Well done mo!! Passed his #Adi #Part3 first time with a 5-4!! yfrog.com/obqq2sjj
Startling photos of beachgoers relaxing as planes come in just feet from their heads… #Mail bit.ly/17hYK0c pic.twitter.com/uvo6ciBQX2
Had some great pix from readers in over the weekend of unusual cloud formations over #Telford. Anyone else spot this? pic.twitter.com/vtpjpUKWyF
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Youngest victim of New Orleans shooting believed to be 10 yrs old. Local U.S media report suspects still at large bbc.in/10Cfl7B
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Geeks with all day to vote RT @johnplunkett149: Bafta audience award - Game of Thrones (700,000 viewers) beats Olympics (23 million viewers)
#CavalierOrRoundhead - Cromwell banned Christmas as unChristian. Lol.
#CavalierOrRoundhead on BBC 4 - never knew old Sunday trading laws were from Cromwells time
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "How do you fire the gun?"
I did! They keep hanging up! :-( RT @PainAndME40: @spacegirlgail: For anyone who is struggling tonight; Call Samaritans on 08457 90 90 90.
#GrahamNorton dying in places... Can't even read the auto-cue properly #BAFTA
This week give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking “I’m gonna ki..- ahh damn! He’s under a blanket.”
I read somewhere that when someone is about to quote a made up fact or statistic that they start it by saying, “I read somewhere.
As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft” 😔
EXCLUSIVE: The official transfer request from Wayne Rooney. pic.twitter.com/uiVAlvjU6B
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Has Fergie finished his speech? Is it safe to come out? yfrog.com/nvwafnhj
And No, I will not share my IPod with you. Its called an IPod not an UsPod.
We now live in a world Where we don’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside
Maths questions are stupid! “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?!
RT @rioferby5: How many Man City fans does it take to change a lightbulb? ....... None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.
#SundayAdvice - your problem is low self-esteem. It’s very common among losers.
RT @MirrorFootball: *FERGIE TIME KLAXON* Three minutes left.
Leztarrrrr lose!! Well done #Watford
Can't believe a #ManUtd goal by Rio since 2008! Almost in Fergie time.
'@SkyFootball -- unconfirmed reports Mancini has already gone.
RT @SkyNewsBreak: Sky Sources: Roberto Mancini will be sacked by Manchester City
So Rooney not starting for Man U. He's def leaving then. Bet he comes to #Villa. 😳😝😝😝