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Heather B. Armstrong
Thanks, Aunt September, for the double jointed DNA. This kid is going to rock it when she makes cheer squad.
Voting Americans who don't take gun law reform seriously
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Remembering my baby boy on #happynationaldogday
Hairgramming and photographic evidence that I apparently did not apply nearly enough sunscreen over the weekend. Well, shit. Thanks again @emgolie_hair
Hey, @cturlington, found this on my flight to Dallas just now. Would you look at this guy.
So, this is in Arkansas. Y'all.
Hello, Denver. It's been awhile.
First grade has manifest itself in an epic leg pose. You've been warned.
She partied so hard in Indio that not even the chocolate frappuccino she drank before the flight (remnants of which you can see on her cheek) could keep her from passing out once the plane took off. I warned her about trying to keep up with @kristenhowerton
Thank you again, @kristenhowerton for organizing the most wonderful end to the summer. @markhowerton @chadmarkley @lauramayes @heatherbarmore @charliecapen @timtaber @paulosophia @ss711
Officially our last day of summer. Big sigh.
It's going to be 110 degrees today and I am in heaven.
It's the subtlety of her personality that sets her apart.
I used to hate traveling with kids. Not anymore. Not anymore.
SLC✈️PSP because who doesn't love an airport.
Good god, they are home which is all I can really fucking say about this fucking shit without being called an unfit fucking mother because of my fucking goddamn use of all these horseshit words. THEY ARE HOME MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS !!!!!
You'll note she's not looking directly at my phone, just underneath it where I'm holding a ball I'm about to throw. Unconditional love, my ass.
My lovely Leta Elise is done with camp and I can now text and talk to her and cry like a goddamn baby. Is that my kid or is that my kid.
My last full day in OZ. I have loved it so, despite that first hour here when I really did think that traffic cop was going to arrest my driver and throw me into prison for aiding and abetting.
This has to be one of my favorite shots from the audience tonight during my evening keynote at @pbevent. Thank you, Antonio Calero, for the capture and the subsequent hug even though you witnessed this on stage.

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