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Heather B. Armstrong
Thank you, Britney Howard, for assuring us that actual rock 'n' roll is being made and perfected in 2015. This is what you should be listening to right now. Yes, now.
"Hey, sleepyhead" will always ring through my brain when I strap this to my arm. Kelly, my remarkable friend, I thank you and will continue to thank you in ways I haven't even yet figured out. @mochamomma
I mistook the Salt Lake City Police Department for a children's museum, but we made the most of it.
Always good to be home.
A #latergram with @girlsgonechild @mochamomma and @kristenhowerton last night at the Iris Awards. I love these women and am indebted to their unrelenting generosity, support and ability to see the twisted humor in the secrets I have hidden on my phone. 🚴
Just finished speaking on a panel about MONETIZING YOUR BLAHHHG so I broke out the shoes I can use to bludgeon someone. #stitchfix @stitchfix
Finally a moment to myself before I hop back into the brilliant madness of this conference. I don't meditate, I probably should, but here right now I'm sending up so much gratitude to my mother. Thank you for showing me the way. #mom2summit
Hey @Uber, driver in Scottsdale turned a 5-min ride for 6 people into a 45-min hostage crisis. Not okay. pic.twitter.com/j2hGDUg08j
Birdwatching with the bae. #stitchfix @stitchfix @kristenhowerton
Thank you @mochamomma for snapping this photo of me addressing the audience at #mom2summit where I talk about why I haven't let my child create a YouTube channel called "dooce jr."
@mochamomma is helping me find my zen before I take the stage. #mom2summit
Good morning, Arizona.
Lunch with bae @kristenhowerton who somehow managed to pack while moving AND remodeling. #stitchfix @stitchfix
Well this cactus is just being obscene
Another day, another airplane. See you soon @mom2summit
Left the herding dog alone with the 5yr-old. Think I'll do this more often.
How can we get the black people to cool it? James Baldwin has all of the answers. pic.twitter.com/x94ddeqwen
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I love coming home to this: the time she spends sitting in my lap in the parked car before I walk her to her classroom screaming, "Where's the water squirter?!" Sadly the car was low on wiper fluid today.
One time #IWasSoTired I layered a waffle with mustard instead of syrup. goo.gl/cHMbeh #TylenolPM #ad pic.twitter.com/859P9S1YzC
This place is so boring.
A #latergram of me and @tyleroakley @ariannahuff and Sarah Koenig, host of Serial. Oh, the secrets I know about Adnan...
Here I am Britney Spearsing it up with a piece of gum in my mouth, but Happy Birthday ten months early, Leta! @tyleroakley
Total fucking insanity. Total.
Just stood in line with Katie Couric and Bradley Cooper and thought, okay. Hey. Guess what. I'm going to mom blog the shit out of this.
This is for my 11-yr-old daughter. Mom, make sure she sees this: I'M IN THE SAME ROOM AS @Nashgrier: pic.twitter.com/oIxn0DrBkS