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Matthew D Wheeler
It's my last day of being 43. Bye bye early 40s. You were a bit briefer than I'd hoped.
On a train full of drunk male students... It's like being surrounded by former twat versions of myself!
Car journey to work: diversions & traffic jams & beaten by a bus. Train journey home: delays, missed connection, 32 miles in 2 hours. Yay!
Went to Ashford today - shopping outlet... Bought muscle T-shirts... Presumably when I put them on I'll look like a condom full of walnuts.
Today I am filming interviews with bikers at an iconic location. Trouble is none of them have turned up! #unreliable!
Official explanation: Brazil have been body snatched by Neasden FC (Ladies). Typical shoddy German trick!
A part of me still wants England to win this world cup. But an even larger part of me doesn't want it to be Germany.
Filming today in sunny Whitstable with @sussexnatalie! Like being on holiday...
Maybe Scotland should have its independence after all. via @Po_st
In Bexhill, for the Ideal Gnome Exhibition.
I've been to Clacton Pier (But I've never been to me)
My wife cooked me burger on a nest of noodles with a chunky bean soup jus for dinner. Masterchef 2015 here she comes!
In Brighton again for more Mods and Rockers filming. Hoping for some fisticuffs!
Can no footballer in this World Cup sing their anthem in tune? It's like listening to Westlife!
Show us your 'cultural normalcies!' "Why are breasts such a huge deal?"
East Sussex has v cool archives office. The Keep. Been filming documents there today (not exciting) but place tiptop!
"They chucked him out like a dog." Yes, but if Suarez didn't bite like a dog there'd be no problem!
Can't disagree with any of this: "Why I love the BBC - via @Telegraph"
I'm not a psychologist but I bet Suarez was bullied for being goofy as a kid. And I bet biting was his best weapon against it.