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Matthew D Wheeler
Just popped out to take some photos during golden hour. Had a pint first. Realised light had gone. Came home.
I heartily recommend flip flops for work... Unless you mow lawns or work on a building site. Or in a library.
Wearing flip flops for filming today so I can pretend I'm on holiday.
A sad farewell song from England to Scotland....…
On way to family christening tea party but without my kids as one is busy and other is ill. All of a sudden I'm a lonely uncle on a train...
I wonder if Apple Watch will need upgrading every two years... What's the time? Time to spend another £240 quid!
Just decided to follow @TimmyMallett only to discover I'm already following him. I'm zanier than I realised!
May. King. Do. With. Gray. Ted. Pill. Grims. Choice. Ma. Ture. Che. Dar. Not. Eye. Deal. But. Can't. Be. Arsed. To. Glide. To. CO. OP!
No. Par. Ma. Zan! No. Par. Ma. ZANNNNN!
Now. Coo. King. Lin. Gwee. Nee. With. Bread. Sa. Fused. With. Gar. Lick. GAR! LICK! TOO! MUCH! GAR! LICK!
Have. De. Ci. Ded. To. Tweet. Like. A. Da. Lek. From. Now. Un. Til. The. End. Of. This. Ep. I. SODE!
This Praying Mantis is an Ipswich fan, hoping for a win this afternoon. 500px:
I don't want to sound racist but why do all prospective UKIP candidates look the same?
I just bought: 'The Warlock of Firetop Mountain'. Will it be as good as it was when I was 14? Turn to page 375.
A genuinely turquoise lake. No food colouring or photoshopping.
I conquered Spanish! (Pero sólo un poco!) #duolingo
BBC News - Mods return to 'spiritual home' of Brighton
After the big Madrid derby last night, the really big derby of the weekend is on today. Ipswich v Norwich. May the best team in blue win!
Just in case you missed it, Mods and Rockers Rebooted (with Phil Daniels) is now on iPlayer.…
Mods and Rockers Rebooted, with Phil Daniels, now on iPlayer:…
A little Mods and Rockers Rebooted taster ahead of tonight's programme (7.30 BBC1) -…
'Mods & Rockers Rebooted', @BBCOne tonight 7.30pm - teaser clip: 'Birth of the mod' #mods #1960s #culture #vintage
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What was behind the bank holiday clashes in Clacton, Brighton, Margate & Hastings 50 years ago? Mods & Rockers Rebooted, tonight 7.30, BBC1.
Russell Brand @rustyrockets blogs on HuffPostUK to defend himself against accusations that he's anti-semitic
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What was behind the bank holiday clashes in Clacton, Brighton, Margate & Hastings 50 years ago? Mods & Rockers Rebooted, Friday, 7.30, BBC1.
I want dinner! Fetch me squids to the Roman!
A Thong For Europe - bought from a Spanish Tanga Dispensing Machine. €2! (Also doubles as an eyepatch).
Coming soon (Friday, 7.30pm, BBC1) to a screen near you... Mods and Rockers Rebooted
My route home.... Cue Indiana Jones music... Here I goooooooooooo! (It's all right. I'm ok. I'm aaaaaaaaaaargh! etc.)
I think these are bits of Eastbourne Pier washing up on Cooden Beach.
I always thought Fox News was a comedy show. Apparently it's real! @seanhannity @rustyrockets
It's my last day of being 43. Bye bye early 40s. You were a bit briefer than I'd hoped.
On a train full of drunk male students... It's like being surrounded by former twat versions of myself!
Car journey to work: diversions & traffic jams & beaten by a bus. Train journey home: delays, missed connection, 32 miles in 2 hours. Yay!
Went to Ashford today - shopping outlet... Bought muscle T-shirts... Presumably when I put them on I'll look like a condom full of walnuts.
Today I am filming interviews with bikers at an iconic location. Trouble is none of them have turned up! #unreliable!
Official explanation: Brazil have been body snatched by Neasden FC (Ladies). Typical shoddy German trick!
A part of me still wants England to win this world cup. But an even larger part of me doesn't want it to be Germany.
Filming today in sunny Whitstable with @sussexnatalie! Like being on holiday...
Maybe Scotland should have its independence after all. via @Po_st