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... and New Arrivals At Warden Controlled Block has a certain ring to it.
Shock of day: just seen photo of New Kids On The Block, as they are now. They're almost eligible for warden controlled accommodation!
Am I an amphibian, bearing in mind that I can both swim and walk (sometimes simultaneously)?
A little attempt at making London Bridge Station look more interesting than it really is... flic.kr/p/eLAmVs
Behind the curve (as usual) but saw Searching For Sugarman last night. Coolest movie soundtrack since Dirty H… t.thisismyjam.com/disnotfordange…
Happy Father's Day - take a look at fascinating pictures & stories of tribal fathers around the world (PICTURES): huff.to/19zA2tq
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Normally we don't do Father's Day in or house but today I have had a bacon sandwich and cup of tea in bed. So must be doing something right.
At 1.30.30 in this debate, Rory Stewart MP, makes a huge amount of sense on failure in Iraq and Afghanistan bbc.in/13GvVHp
I wish I had enough money to be worried about clampdowns on tax havens. Alas I currently have £16.43 in an ISA. And some Co-op vouchers.
This will make the mountain stages of the Tour De France a heck of a lot easier. "Electric bike takes to the skies bbc.in/11hDtNE"
Annoying thing of the day: overly chummy websites: "Oops! Something's gone wrong there. Sorry!" I miss "404 ERROR - PAGE NOT FOUND"
Sad when you send yourself an email then get excited at the arrival of an email only to realise it's the email you just sent.
I don't like to boast, but how cool am I in my brand new Google Glass glasses! pic.twitter.com/DkgjHBltkF
Beer and a BBQ? It must be Monday!
Well, as of today, I am the father of a teenager. And we've just played Tomb Raider on the Xbox. So combined mental age of 26 I reckon.
It has to be Hastings! Show your support for the best bid for UK City of Culture 2017 hastings.gov.uk/decisions_demo… #1066cityofculture
Have just joined rival to Bilderberg Group: Battenburg Group. Not so powerful but much better cakes.
Something slightly 'Eric Morecambe in his overcoat' about this weird bit of TV. "Queen's close-up view of BBC studio bbc.in/ZxH10i"
Like a Vegan. "@HuffPostUK: Cheese-dodgers are hot too: Vote for Peta UK's sexiest vegan of 2013 (PICTURES) huff.to/11jFIij"
One of my OK photos from a street photography crash course with the excellent @AOlmosPhotos "4 Wheel Dude" flic.kr/p/eC6JJ6
It can't be long before a smartphone owner walks out of a concert because the performer ruined their film. gu.com/p/3gb8c/tw
Schoolnight BBQ! Yay! (as they say)
Breaking News: Crowd Cheers As Old Lady Wearing A Hat Goes To Church.
"Best sunsets in the world thebea.st/10T7V0k pic.twitter.com/mDYthnPQse" Was expecting a list of polluted cities. Muck in air = good sunset
Fish in Fish Fingers Shock! BBC News - 'Cheese is from plants' - study reveals child confusion bbc.in/17Pd9Ci
My digital self has been reborn! I am alive! I can tweet! I can see all the crap spam emails I've been missing! Hail to my 000011111 self!
I hope you've had a better weekend than me. I've been staring at spinning beach ball icons on computer screens. Aaaaarrrgg and, moreover, h!
The rise of the XXXXXL man (presumably a slow one from a couch): Debenhams launch super-size for British men dailym.ai/1770euu
Headline of the Day: Scouts Touch Up Man bbc.in/18FZZaf
Spent bank holiday tidying shed. Spending today "fixing" non-booting Imac. Tomorrow may treat myself to trip to the tip. Fun fun fun!
Fact of day. Richard Madeley = Fred Dineage squared.
Take a close look at face on Mars pic. Bottom right is face of Hartley Hare. #pipkins "Why we see faces in things bbc.in/13nuH26"
Have just re-wired some phone sockets and the phones are working and so is the wifi! What were the chances of that?
The question we should be asking: What do radical Islamists actually believe in? bbc.in/18niZYz
Chunky Ginger Preserve. It won't solve the world's problems but it is really good on toast.
BBC News - Woolwich attack: Muslim groups 'not tackling' radicalisation bbc.in/16QxRRN
If it's pronounced "Jif" why not spell it "Jif"? Gif's inventor says it's 'Jif' bbc.in/11Y80pM #throatwobblermangrove
Email of the day: "Hey there! Im Nastya. i seek a gentleman! i commonly clean up, art... Send me e-mail. Sincerely, Nastya!" Will do!
Lesson learnt this week: when boarding a plane Marmalade counts as a liquid and will get you into trouble (or indeed, a jam... or a pickle).
(I've started so I'll finish.) He's a Hollywood megastar but I bet you don't recognise him. instagram.com/p/ZkiV_Pswku/
What's the opposite of "trending" on twitter ?Whatever it is, that's what my famous face quiz is doing! #twitterspecialneeds
We've had an unrecognisable Depp and Law, and a just recognisable (by his wonky nose) Cruise. But who is: instagram.com/p/ZkiS0jMwkt/?