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Matthew D Wheeler
Sad that none of the leaders were attacked by the Fembot doing the interviews tonight.
Ordering a beer brewing machine is fine. But spend the weekend clearing space for it and you wonder why you didn't just go to the pub.
Apparently I am! All is well I never... And no mistake.
Oh good God. Googly calendars has just informed me I should be at Count Arthur Strong at the DLWP DEFG...
Today I take delivery of beer-brewing device and the experiment begins... Will I have more success making beer than making TV programmes?
From London landmarks to Soviet sprawls. An interactive history of the department store by @BBC_Culture
Just bought my .porn and .adult domain names to stop all those sick creeps out there wanting to fake nude photos of me. #youcantbetoocareful
Is there any finer comestible than a homemade carrot cake?
Now for a Sunday roast! I just finished a 3.24 mi run with a pace of 7'59'' with Nike+ Running. #nikeplus
Show, don't tell.... (and if there's a nice coincidence or some irony there too, that's always a bonus)
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Why don't Americans put "of" after the word "couple"?
Have become a mamil. Just finished jog in fetching lycra leggings and florescent green smock. #epitomeofcool
BBC News - RAF jets scrambled after Russian aircraft seen off Cornwall…
Just when you thought Eurovision couldn't get any worse.
A nice offer. Alas I was in a hurry and couldn't stop.
Bump your faith in human nature up a bit today... Disabled mugging victim appeal raises £56,000…
Russian Air Force. England is not Crimea. There are no pro-Russian separatists in Tunbridge Wells. Go home and stop wasting fuel.
At the Amex. Come on you tractor boys!
The Triumphal Arch. Yes, our world WILL triumph over darkness & brute ignorance. It surely will. #ParisEstCharlie
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99.99999999999999999999999% of human beings are not terrorists. Let's not adjust the way we live for the 0.00000000000000000000001% who are.
I conquered Spanish! #duolingo Soy fantástico!
El problema de la humanidad es que los estúpidos están seguros de todo y los inteligentes están llenos de dudas.
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Leaf 's Too Short #WHPnearandfar
If you're struggling to think of what to get me for Christmas, this would do nicely thank you... DJI Inspire 1
But the FA is in the wrong for trying to "curry favour" to win 2018 world cup bid by sponsoring a dinner for the Caribbean FU for $55,000!!
FIFA you have more a billion pounds in your coffers and you're a not for profit organisation?
Just ordered an all grain beer brewing system. At 12.30 in the morning. On a school night. I blame the internet!
Well this is a very fine 1st of November...
Bugger. Drove all the way to Cuckmere valley to film beautiful river meanders in rare autumnal sunshine. Left recordable drive at home. 😕
The Poll That Proves How Wrong Everyone Is About Everything In Britain via @HuffPostUK
Tunbridge Wells big bang could have been worse... Shoot down warning from RAF Typhoons #SoundCloud…
Just been a loud bang in Tunbridge Wells. It didn't come from me.
My wife is confused about clock change. While most of us think "Spring forward, fall back." She thinks "Spring back, fall forward."
Is the protective head gear worn by medics treating Ebola called an Ebola Hat?
BBC News - Diane Foley: 'Our country could have engaged them more'…
Hastings Pier latest - tomorrow on Inside Out South East, 7.30 BBC1.…
Council removes incentive to visit Clacton...
Why America can't break out of the cycle of never-ending war:
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Filming on Hastings Pier today. The crane was knocking down bits of the old ballroom. And the new railings are in!
Just popped out to take some photos during golden hour. Had a pint first. Realised light had gone. Came home.
I heartily recommend flip flops for work... Unless you mow lawns or work on a building site. Or in a library.
Wearing flip flops for filming today so I can pretend I'm on holiday.
A sad farewell song from England to Scotland....…
On way to family christening tea party but without my kids as one is busy and other is ill. All of a sudden I'm a lonely uncle on a train...
I wonder if Apple Watch will need upgrading every two years... What's the time? Time to spend another £240 quid!