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Matthew D Wheeler
Am now dad to a 15 year old... 😧
Lying in bed listening to wind howling and gusting as rain lashes down. Good old June!
Surely this makes golf too easy? - Huge sinkhole appears at Missouri golf course bbc.in/1SrHEDk
Day 3 with no broadband. Feel like I'm on a real island cut off from the virtual world. Quite nice actually!
Bye bye BBC. Last day today... Sad to leave but will probably be back.
Had my BBC leaving do tonight. I will miss. And be missed! pic.twitter.com/4ZUmStG4hY
Now on train next to real life, grunting, snorting, knuckle cracking Del Griffith... So black cat = bad methinks.
On my way to BBC for leaving do... And a black cat crossed my path. Can't remember if that's meant to be good or bad.
My last BBC doc (as an employee) tonight. Back to the Beaches with Anthony Horowitz. 7.30 BBC1. It's archivetastic!
BBC News - VE Day: Reclaiming holiday beaches after World War Two bbc.in/1cHEGuj
Every election we end up asking How come the polls were so wrong? When we should be asking, How come we never remember they're always wrong?
Bizarre how democracy works. The SNP, in victory, have shot themselves in the foot by inadvertently handing power to their biggest enemy!
Royal baby update: It's still a girl!
The story of the biggest TV April Fools gag of all time... (which just happens to have been written by my dad). bbc.in/1eeFOoF
Just back from Hastings Pier AGM. Exciting times ahead!
I'm leaving the BBC on the 15th of May... Although, unlike everyone else, not being made redundant or sacked!
Not that the food poisoning was a joy. That was nasty. Always reheat well!!
Today have rediscovered the simple joy of listening to birds chirping in trees and doing nothing... While recovering from food poisoning.
Just watched Con Air for the first, and last, time.
Chubby cheeked in Spanish is... mofletudo.
You got your ears on? Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane has sadly passed. Dukes of Hazzard star James Best dies at 88 bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
Sad that none of the leaders were attacked by the Fembot doing the interviews tonight.
Ordering a beer brewing machine is fine. But spend the weekend clearing space for it and you wonder why you didn't just go to the pub.
Apparently I am! All is well I never... And no mistake.
Oh good God. Googly calendars has just informed me I should be at Count Arthur Strong at the DLWP DEFG...
Today I take delivery of beer-brewing device and the experiment begins... Will I have more success making beer than making TV programmes?
From London landmarks to Soviet sprawls. An interactive history of the department store by @BBC_Culture bbc.in/1IpZdNE
Just bought my .porn and .adult domain names to stop all those sick creeps out there wanting to fake nude photos of me. #youcantbetoocareful
Is there any finer comestible than a homemade carrot cake?
Now for a Sunday roast! I just finished a 3.24 mi run with a pace of 7'59'' with Nike+ Running. go.nike.com/9sg75bd #nikeplus
Show, don't tell.... (and if there's a nice coincidence or some irony there too, that's always a bonus) pic.twitter.com/pZd7lPC6r8
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Why don't Americans put "of" after the word "couple"?
Have become a mamil. Just finished jog in fetching lycra leggings and florescent green smock. #epitomeofcool
BBC News - RAF jets scrambled after Russian aircraft seen off Cornwall bbc.co.uk/news/uk-315308…
Just when you thought Eurovision couldn't get any worse. bbc.in/1FuIhEf
A nice offer. Alas I was in a hurry and couldn't stop. pic.twitter.com/zAdtbyLuLZ
Bump your faith in human nature up a bit today... Disabled mugging victim appeal raises £56,000 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-310720…
Russian Air Force. England is not Crimea. There are no pro-Russian separatists in Tunbridge Wells. Go home and stop wasting fuel.
At the Amex. Come on you tractor boys!
The Triumphal Arch. Yes, our world WILL triumph over darkness & brute ignorance. It surely will. #ParisEstCharlie pic.twitter.com/GfhYwD0NUw
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99.99999999999999999999999% of human beings are not terrorists. Let's not adjust the way we live for the 0.00000000000000000000001% who are.
I conquered Spanish! duolingo.com #duolingo Soy fantástico!
El problema de la humanidad es que los estúpidos están seguros de todo y los inteligentes están llenos de dudas.
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Leaf 's Too Short #WHPnearandfar
If you're struggling to think of what to get me for Christmas, this would do nicely thank you... DJI Inspire 1 youtu.be/I2cGgb1F7Pw
But the FA is in the wrong for trying to "curry favour" to win 2018 world cup bid by sponsoring a dinner for the Caribbean FU for $55,000!!




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