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Matthew D Wheeler
It's my last day of being 43. Bye bye early 40s. You were a bit briefer than I'd hoped.
On a train full of drunk male students... It's like being surrounded by former twat versions of myself!
Car journey to work: diversions & traffic jams & beaten by a bus. Train journey home: delays, missed connection, 32 miles in 2 hours. Yay!
Went to Ashford today - shopping outlet... Bought muscle T-shirts... Presumably when I put them on I'll look like a condom full of walnuts.
Today I am filming interviews with bikers at an iconic location. Trouble is none of them have turned up! #unreliable! pic.twitter.com/82ScXY8Jv3
Official explanation: Brazil have been body snatched by Neasden FC (Ladies). Typical shoddy German trick!
A part of me still wants England to win this world cup. But an even larger part of me doesn't want it to be Germany.
Filming today in sunny Whitstable with @sussexnatalie! Like being on holiday... pic.twitter.com/r6ekGW6ldU
Maybe Scotland should have its independence after all. po.st/huR4Ud via @Po_st
In Bexhill, for the Ideal Gnome Exhibition. pic.twitter.com/sdRzuUX0I4
I've been to Clacton Pier (But I've never been to me) pic.twitter.com/4wex5P29zC
My wife cooked me burger on a nest of noodles with a chunky bean soup jus for dinner. Masterchef 2015 here she comes! pic.twitter.com/CbGNzeCyWq
In Brighton again for more Mods and Rockers filming. Hoping for some fisticuffs! pic.twitter.com/2iGfPOWzQT
Can no footballer in this World Cup sing their anthem in tune? It's like listening to Westlife!
Show us your 'cultural normalcies!' "Why are breasts such a huge deal? thebea.st/1llel1k pic.twitter.com/SBzeF5VgCF"
East Sussex has v cool archives office. The Keep. Been filming documents there today (not exciting) but place tiptop! bit.ly/TEoUpF
"They chucked him out like a dog." Yes, but if Suarez didn't bite like a dog there'd be no problem! bbc.in/UP0qLl
Can't disagree with any of this: "Why I love the BBC - via @Telegraph fw.to/cAl2Y0I"
I'm not a psychologist but I bet Suarez was bullied for being goofy as a kid. And I bet biting was his best weapon against it.