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Dylan Jordan
this is my youtube channel I nearly have 2,000 subscribers I would really appreciate it if you would sub to me! youtube.com/channel/UCm5Z_…
happy friday everyone :)
excited for halloween
Biting the skin on your lip back too far is the sorest thing ever
"@GbOSMG: Iont take it personal" I lont x
Forgetting earphones on public transport is a truly horrific experience
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U make me cringe more then bebo
I swear I hate 70% of the people I know
Don't ever compare me to anyone
It's ok not to be okay
Films make me want a relationship so bad
I need a manly boyfriend who drives and makes my heart melts and drives fast and makes me nervous Awh its be so fun
Outfit Of The Day: JELLY SANDALS | Dylan Jordan: youtu.be/10-NXslX85E
"Never judge a girl by her Gucci boots" haha I love it
There's girls my age with 2 year old babies, I can hardly look after myself let alone a baby fair play to young mothers
The hot guy I just tweeted died in the film Awh sad times
Trust me I won't judge u because i'm a fuck up myself
U piss me off, i still like u tho
if i could go back 4 years knowing what i know now, i would do shit so differently
I'm unmotivated 80% of the time
when you have an itch in your eye so you itch it and then it's just more itchy, why does god do these things to me
you think your special getting a DM until you realize it's an automatically sent one
i’m aw and you’re ew, there’s a difference.
No music: casual normal self Music on: inner stripper comes alive
@DylJordanxo Thanks for following I'll definitely check out your videos ✌
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Snapbacks don't look cute unless they're backwards
How flawless is ariana grande tho
When someone is waving at the person behind u but u think they're waving at u so you wave back to be polite and then u realize it aint 4 u
I really, really, really, don't care ok
There's a fine line between eyebrows and slugs sorry girls
Halloween is only 8 days away, I'm dressing up as a girl lol, here was an attempt at the make-up pic.twitter.com/E3JavVG0QB
I want the perks of a relationship and being single at the same time no drama,lots of sex, no feelings, lots of cuddling, no heartbreak
Ebola your dinner's ready, Ebola get in out of the rain, Ebola what did I tell you about lifting up girl's skirts,
I could read the same quote 10 times a day for 100000000 days and i'd still go an make that mistake again
IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN I CATCH MY PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT ME TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
not texting back is only okay when I do it
The things i'd do with theo james omg!
ROMEO I LOVE YOU WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME: youtu.be/ZGy_DJTZzZw?li… via @YouTube
Outfit Of The Day: JELLY SANDALS | Dylan Jordan: youtu.be/10-NXslX85E?li… via @YouTube
A holiday would be much more appreciated then my everyday life rn
Nash grier, tyler oakely, cameron dallas, kingsleyyy, zoella, jamie curry, they're all inspirations and i want to be just like them
i wanna be able to twerk
some people are gay get over it
bitches be leaving my life quicker then my dad did when he found out my mam was pregnant
I hate when my arse goes dead
If you got to say 'No Offense But' before your sentence.. It's not something you should say.