Legalize cannabis march in Dublin today, can't wait!!!
Why can't there be a block all one direction and justin bieber fans. Not in an offensive way or anything but I hate seeing fandom tweets
The unibrow on some girl on my timeline, don't RT that shit onto my timeline ok. t'fuck she doin? promoting McDonalds?
"I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo" Nan please, not at grandads funeral
I have no iPod until Sunday, I feel like a part of me is missing
You want me down on earth but I'm up in space
“Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. You're 15 times more likely to be killed by falling coconuts than by a shark.” wow
It goes to show how shallow minded people are! Why on earth rob an elderly innocent couple just on holiday? S C U M B A G S I TELL YOU
People who rob old people are scumbags!
pure scum robbing a couple in their 70's, they took absolutely everything ugh hope whoever robbed them fucking drops dead
my nana and grandad who are in their 70's got robbed in Spain last night as soon as they flew into the airport, I AM FUCKING RAGING
I need to stop saying ‘i wish’ and start saying ‘i will’.
Oh, how we lost our minds
When we fell in love that night
Promise me you won’t cry
This is our last goodbye
Amanda bynes srsly needs to get a grip! She abuses celebs to try and stay in the game lol fuckn retard
Curry noodles for breakfast? I think so
Some people deserve a high five... to the face... with a cheese grater... with built in spikes... That are on fire...
What do you call a dead blond under the porch? Last year's Hide and Seek winner...
~ The best things in life are the people we Love...the Places we've been...and the Memories we've made along the way. ~
Look at my new shoes (I tried relacing them and failed lol RT if you think they're nice pic.twitter.com/vnlb7RgEey
Im dying my hair platinum blonde woooo
Twitter is full of annoying 12 year old fangirls, ugh. Ew. Die.
I hate how people who deserve nothing, are handed everything.
I don't understand why some foods are "fun-sized", there's nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food.
My birthday is in a month omg!
I need to get a cute outfit for gay pride, suggestions?
I need a cute relationship
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
Omg dirty thoughts are filling my head and they sound so good ooOoOoOhhh
I wanna have sex in an office, In a pool, on a trampoline, on the beach (again),
I'm having a good summer tbf
Tampon and pad companies need to make their items quieter to open. So the whole household/bathroom doesn't know someone's on their period
''you're fucking ugly'' me and ugly are just friends, we're not fucking
'Curvy girls>' you mean skinny minnie, blondey, booby, girly girls like slaggy Lindsay
Whenever I hear "she's so lovely" by scouting for girls, I picture Georgia Nicholson running down the street in an olive costume.
little story about kanye west pic.twitter.com/HxPxsk4BBt
I have skinny legs but theres people who look like waking stick men and its not cute. Looking invisible when you turn sideways is a no no
Big JuJu lips just look like a prostitutes vag tho
You could land a plane on your forehead it's so big omg
People that laugh at their own jokes, cringe
If I show you a picture on my phone.. don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right, Just look. 😒
I need to live a phineas and ferb life with more sexy people, alcohol and drugs and parties xo
: about to watch my sisters keeper...apparently it's really sad, idk if I'm ready”sad is an understatement
when my mates make plans without me <<<
: I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men no actually I just hate you” well men hate u 2 x